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What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« on: December 11, 2011, 07:47:30 AM »
"The positive result was triggered by elevated levels of testosterone in Braun's system, the sources told "Outside the Lines." A subsequent, more comprehensive test revealed the testosterone was synthetic -- not produced by Braun's body."


http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/7338271/ryan-braun-milwaukee-brewers-tests-positive-performance-enhancing-drug

"In April, Braun signed a five-year contract extension worth $105 million. He then went out and had his best season ever, carrying the Brewers to their first division title in nearly three decades. He led the league in slugging percentage at .597, with a .332 batting average, 33 home runs, 111 runs batted in, 109 runs scored and 33 stolen bases."



the choices for his excuses are:

1. An over the counter supplement that was tainted.
2. A candy bar that was contaminated.
3. Cold medicine?
4. He accidentally took his wife's birth control.

as silly as these sounds these are the common excuses used.

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2011, 09:13:45 AM »
"i was eating a lot of beef at the time - you know what they put in that, dontcha?...from now on, only organic meats for me, none of that stuff thats pumped full of hormones!"

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 09:19:34 AM »
if they really want to take PED out of the game why not test all palyers at the same time out of the blue? because that's how it works, once in a while they get a scapegoat so the show can go on and people think "ha the bad guy is now out of order" even if the whole league is on steroids and hgh too.
As simple as that.

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2011, 09:26:39 AM »
if they really want to take PED out of the game why not test all palyers at the same time out of the blue? because that's how it works, once in a while they get a scapegoat so the show can go on and people think "ha the bad guy is now out of order" even if the whole league is on steroids and hgh too.
As simple as that.

not that i care what any of these guys do, but they could go further than that if they really wanted to get rid of it. test all the players every month. they can afford it. and while some will beat the tests, not everyone will. states are able to test people on probation on a regular basis, MLB should also be able to. of course samples getting 'accidentally' mixed up, ignored dirty tests, etc., will happn. but this idea of randomly trsting a handfull of players a year is silly. either do it all out, or dont do it at all.

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2011, 09:32:48 AM »
not that i care what any of these guys do, but they could go further than that if they really wanted to get rid of it. test all the players every month. they can afford it. and while some will beat the tests, not everyone will. states are able to test people on probation on a regular basis, MLB should also be able to. of course samples getting 'accidentally' mixed up, ignored dirty tests, etc., will happn. but this idea of randomly trsting a handfull of players a year is silly. either do it all out, or dont do it at all.
Then there would be no players left.

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2011, 09:56:42 AM »
Funny to me how the average fan in this country is too dumb to realize that synthetic test does not get into your body by accident

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2011, 02:45:07 PM »
 PED

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2011, 04:24:22 PM »
  Synthetic

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2011, 09:02:55 PM »
"I was using a lot of this product called Celltech at the time.."  ;D

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2011, 09:04:36 PM »
they dont need a scapegoat, they need to separate themselves from liability, and to do this they have to have a test which to le is legitimate and for this offenders have to pay

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Re: What excuse will Ryan Bruan use?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2011, 09:20:16 PM »
God told him to use it.