Author Topic: Getbig Bodybuilding Jokes... (Read 13736 times)

Big N · « **on:** December 11, 2011, 11:24:42 AM »

What do you say to a female on steroids? This fella is on heavy gear.

A Bodybuilder on stage posing just for an all male audience = G4P

A dumb Bodybuilder tried to rescue a girl from two live power cables, but he got electrocuted because he tried to do cable crossovers.

It was alleged that in 1979 Frank Zane told Joe Weider
he was definitley going to win ten more Mr Olympias.
Joe Weider said, "Are you INZANE!!"

You take so many supplements your urine glows in the dark.

You’ve ever counted “reps” while masturbating.

After your first cycle, you run to Getbig to ask GH15 if you'll be Mr.Olympia one day.

- Discuss

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:25:54 AM »

I know you mean well, but they are sooooooo laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame....

Big N · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:27:49 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on December 11, 2011, 11:25:54 AM

I know you mean well, but they are sooooooo laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame....

I just started the thread, I was waiting for yours to top mine

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:30:25 AM »

Quote from: Big N on December 11, 2011, 11:27:49 AM

I just started the thread, I was waiting for yours to top mine

Your mom is a joke

Big N · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:33:29 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 11, 2011, 11:30:25 AM

Your mom is a joke

Bodybuilding can't be that boring broodi $:-\$

Big N · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:34:47 AM »

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Six.
One to change it and the other 5 to yell out ‘you look fucking huge dude!’

How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Big N on December 11, 2011, 11:33:29 AM

Bodybuilding can't be that boring broodi $:-\$

Too much of the same becomes boring (bb & your mom related)

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:48:16 AM »

How does Lee Priest build muscle before an upcoming contest? By pulling (out)..... $:-\$

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2011, 11:57:10 AM »

Quote from: Big N on December 11, 2011, 11:34:47 AM

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Six.
One to change it and the other 5 to yell out ‘you look fucking huge dude!’

How many GetBiggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6

one to change the bulb
one to dismiss the effort as "all drugs"
one to sarcastically scream, "What a BEAST!!"
one to say "gayer than watching another man change a light bulb"
one to claim that changing light bulbs is racist
one to refute every statement with "Go back to school, junior."

Swlabr · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2011, 01:18:33 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on December 11, 2011, 11:57:10 AM

How many GetBiggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6

one to change the bulb
one to dismiss the effort as "all drugs"
one to sarcastically scream, "What a BEAST!!"
one to say "gayer than watching another man change a light bulb"
one to claim that changing light bulbs is racist
one to refute every statement with "Go back to school, junior."

I guffawed heartily.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2011, 01:20:55 PM »

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2011, 01:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on December 11, 2011, 11:57:10 AM

How many GetBiggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6

one to change the bulb
one to dismiss the effort as "all drugs"
one to sarcastically scream, "What a BEAST!!"
one to say "gayer than watching another man change a light bulb"
one to claim that changing light bulbs is racist
one to refute every statement with "Go back to school, junior."

Nicely done! Gave me a good chuckle.

Could've used an Uberman-ish, Daddy didn't love me quote, but otherwise nicely done.

paradoxno1 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2011, 01:55:58 PM »

A paki bodybuilder down our street told me he wanted to get ''ripped''
So I set my new dobermans on him

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2011, 02:24:36 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on December 11, 2011, 11:57:10 AM

How many GetBiggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6

one to change the bulb
one to dismiss the effort as "all drugs"
one to sarcastically scream, "What a BEAST!!"
one to say "gayer than watching another man change a light bulb"
one to claim that changing light bulbs is racist
one to refute every statement with "Go back to school, junior."

one to shout out your light bulb died because your father abandoned you as a child
one to say changing a light bulb won't help you complete Beethoven's 9th Symphony
one to put on a watch and take a picture of the finished bulb next to the watch to show he was the one that changed it
one to get a light bulb from 5 years ago and try and pass that as a bulb that's good enough
one to find a picture of a girl changing a light bulb and ask everyone around if they'd hit it
one to start a radio show on controversial ways to change a light bulb
one to say changing a light bulb is gay but when you ring up the president of the light bulb changing society he says it's only gay if you want it to be

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:19:18 AM »

Some guy new into bodybuilding asked me what a widowmaker was.....

I introduced myself.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:20:39 AM »

These are great, please post more.

Swlabr · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:21:15 AM »

Army of One · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:37:44 AM »

Quote from: Swlabr on December 12, 2011, 05:21:15 AM

JasonH · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2011, 05:53:21 AM »

Quote from: The Grim Lifter on December 11, 2011, 02:24:36 PM

one to shout out your light bulb died because your father abandoned you as a child
one to say changing a light bulb won't help you complete Beethoven's 9th Symphony
one to put on a watch and take a picture of the finished bulb next to the watch to show he was the one that changed it
one to get a light bulb from 5 years ago and try and pass that as a bulb that's good enough
one to find a picture of a girl changing a light bulb and ask everyone around if they'd hit it
one to start a radio show on controversial ways to change a light bulb
one to say changing a light bulb is gay but when you ring up the president of the light bulb changing society he says it's only gay if you want it to be

Hahaha, nicely played!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2011, 06:05:24 AM »

It's not that easy to make up a really strong joke....

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:16:31 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on December 12, 2011, 06:05:24 AM

It's not that easy to make up a really strong joke....

That's because we have Dutch blood $:-\$

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:17:48 AM »

Some guy new into bodybuilding asked me what a skullcrusher was.....

Now he's in his grave..

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2011, 07:20:04 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on December 12, 2011, 07:17:48 AM

Some guy new into bodybuilding asked me what a skullcrusher was.....

Now he's in his grave..

That's actually a good one!

kiwiol · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:25:55 PM »

Why did uberman cross the road?
To tell the guy on the other side that his problems were because of his dad abandoning him when he was a kid.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:34:35 PM »

"It's like a deep tissue massage....only inside your ass."

Who spoke these words and to what was he/she referring?