Four unlucky individuals were caught by the taliban, who just so happened to be of four different nationalities.
The head taliban asks, "Any last requests?"
The Scottish fella replies, "I want a dozen TVs all playing movies starring Kevin Levrone."
The Canadian fella replies, "Yeah! I'd want to be able to hook up a computer to some big ass speakers and play "Our calling as men" by Kevin Levrone, on repeat."
The American fella replies, "I want you to play Kevin Levrone's rendition of the American National Anthem over a tannoy!"
The English fella replies, "Shoot me fucking first!"