Author Topic: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN (Read 183511 times)

Krankenstein · « **Reply #75 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on December 17, 2011, 09:26:44 PM

I can do that, i think. I am more of a guy who is ready for the woman to leave when i am done defiling her.

Story from a guy I know at the gym:

He had this POF girl over to his place. They were watching a movie and she was "cuddling" (just like her POF profile said she likes to do). Well, she is rubbing on him with her hands...she slips inside his waste band and he knows its on. He said to me "She didnt even make it hard for me". So, they go to the bedroom, he tells her (not ask, tells) to give him a massage. She does, and then end up screwing. While screwing he says he tests a theory about how women like to be choked and have their hair yanked. Sure enough the slut literally pushes her neck into his hand. Then he does the finger in the stink while dogging her. He said she grabs his dick and does the porno thing of "if you think its tight with your finger, wait till you feel this". After a bit he blows his load on her back...he gives her a towel and HE goes and washes up. He expected the bitch to go and clean up....but SHE NEVER DID!!!!

At this point I am laughing...but also disgusted by that woman. He said she is a MAJOR clinger because she trapped him by having a couple of glasses of wine. She stays the night, she keeps rolling over on him and he goes and sleeps on the couch for a bit claiming "I am just coming off a cold". The coup de gra (sp??) comes in the morning when he is back in bed...and she rolls over to 'wake him up'. He starts to rail her again, she is on her back and he said he almost threw up because she obviously had some shit on her because he got a whiff of it. He texts me to call him (this is 7am) and have him 'come into work to take an early client'

Too fucking funny...he showed me the texts of her saying how great he was and how she hopes that he will let her 'snuggle and watch a movie again'. BEST PART...she has in her profile that she is not into quick hook ups! LMAO

** Had to clarify some things

Krankenstein · « **Reply #76 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:46:09 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on December 17, 2011, 10:34:03 PM

Is that a real site?

Shitty pay site....better luck on Match if you want to pay.....i wasted money on FS for about 2 mos. Funny thing is you will find some FBBers on there that are OBVIOUSLY looking for schmoes.

Recently saw this on POF....dont know if I would have the balls to write to it...

ironneck · « **Reply #77 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:47:17 PM »

aesthetics · « **Reply #78 on:** December 17, 2011, 10:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM

Story from a guy I know at the gym:

He had this POF girl over to his place. They were watching a movie and she was "cuddling" (just like her POF profile said she likes to do). Well, she is rubbing on him with her hands...she slips inside his waste band and he knows its on. He said to me "She didnt even make it hard for me". So, they go to the bedroom, he tells her (not ask, tells) to give him a massage. She does, and then end up screwing. While screwing he says he tests a theory about how women like to be choked and have their hair yanked. Sure enough the slut literally pushes her neck into his hand. Then he does the finger in the stink while dogging her. He said she grabs his dick and does the porno thing of "if you think its tight with your finger, wait till you feel this". After a bit he blows his load on her back...he gives her a towel and goes and washes up. The bitch never went and washed up!!!!

At this point I am laughing...but also disgusted by that woman. He said she is a MAJOR clinger because she trapped him by having a couple of glasses of wine. She stays the night, she keeps rolling over on him and he goes and sleeps on the couch for a bit claiming "I am just coming off a cold". The coup de gra (sp??) comes in the morning when he is back in bed...and she rolls over to 'wake him up'. He starts to rail her again, she is on her back and he said he almost threw up because she obviously had some shit on her because he got a whiff of it. He texts me to call him (this is 7am) and have him 'come into work to take an early client'

Too fucking funny...he showed me the texts of her saying how great he was and how she hopes that he will let her 'snuggle and watch a movie again'. BEST PART...she has in her profile that she is not into quick hook ups! LMAO

i was thinking to myself that she actually sounds like an ideal girl to hook up with until i got to the line about her shitting herself. damn, that is vile.

you should post up her picture though, that's the key and decisive variable. anything is forgivable if the girl is hot enough, in my opinion.

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #79 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:06:21 PM »

Quote from: ironneck on December 17, 2011, 09:06:28 PM

she looks like she likes ~~to suck dick while "watching tv"~~ to cuddle

keep it real

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #80 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 17, 2011, 10:46:09 PM

Shitty pay site....better luck on Match if you want to pay.....i wasted money on FS for about 2 mos. Funny thing is you will find some FBBers on there that are OBVIOUSLY looking for schmoes.

Recently saw this on POF....dont know if I would have the balls to write to it...

That site sucks ass.

It is all old wrinkly sluts.

wild willie · « **Reply #81 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:15:06 PM »

Extremely nice!

gh15 · « **Reply #82 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:19:26 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 17, 2011, 02:47:02 PM

there are ALOT of single mom's on the POF

there are also ALOT of:
-Hot teachers
-Hot girls who work with disabled kids

lol

Tapeworm · « **Reply #83 on:** December 17, 2011, 11:36:51 PM »

Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

240 is Back · « **Reply #84 on:** December 18, 2011, 12:16:45 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM

Story from a guy I know at the gym:

He had this POF girl over to his place. They were watching a movie and she was "cuddling" (just like her POF profile said she likes to do). Well, she is rubbing on him with her hands...she slips inside his waste band and he knows its on. He said to me "She didnt even make it hard for me". So, they go to the bedroom, he tells her (not ask, tells) to give him a massage. She does, and then end up screwing. While screwing he says he tests a theory about how women like to be choked and have their hair yanked. Sure enough the slut literally pushes her neck into his hand. Then he does the finger in the stink while dogging her. He said she grabs his dick and does the porno thing of "if you think its tight with your finger, wait till you feel this". After a bit he blows his load on her back...he gives her a towel and HE goes and washes up. He expected the bitch to go and clean up....but SHE NEVER DID!!!!

At this point I am laughing...but also disgusted by that woman. He said she is a MAJOR clinger because she trapped him by having a couple of glasses of wine. She stays the night, she keeps rolling over on him and he goes and sleeps on the couch for a bit claiming "I am just coming off a cold". The coup de gra (sp??) comes in the morning when he is back in bed...and she rolls over to 'wake him up'. He starts to rail her again, she is on her back and he said he almost threw up because she obviously had some shit on her because he got a whiff of it. He texts me to call him (this is 7am) and have him 'come into work to take an early client'

Too fucking funny...he showed me the texts of her saying how great he was and how she hopes that he will let her 'snuggle and watch a movie again'. BEST PART...she has in her profile that she is not into quick hook ups! LMAO

** Had to clarify some things

LOL!

Tre · « **Reply #85 on:** December 18, 2011, 12:59:41 AM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on December 17, 2011, 02:31:13 PM

http://www.pof.com/member33352316.htm

I'll sign right the fuck up.

gh15 · « **Reply #86 on:** December 18, 2011, 02:18:54 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 18, 2011, 12:59:41 AM

I'll sign right the fuck up.

girl herself is cute ,, very nice fucklable pretty but...she has kid that why she wil have hard time finding someting to last...eventhough many men will take even with kid,, but to raise kid of someone else..you realy need to have women with gold heart and i just cant see many of those now days lol

gh15 approved

Krankenstein · « **Reply #87 on:** December 18, 2011, 05:43:58 AM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on December 17, 2011, 11:14:10 PM

That site sucks ass. It is all old wrinkly sluts.

Me is confused....which site sucks ass?

Parker · « **Reply #88 on:** December 18, 2011, 05:49:27 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 18, 2011, 12:59:41 AM

I'll sign right the fuck up.

I told a dude i known about it, he signed up and created a profile and in 10 mins he was talking to sone girl---he told me I shouldn't I told him about that site. Except he gets those crazy duct-tape type women...he had a convo with one woman who was going to bring him U of Miami gear for him---and he never met her face to face!

Krankenstein · « **Reply #89 on:** December 18, 2011, 05:56:31 AM »

This one viewed me...LOL...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=25109894

Look at how she spelled her profession! Then check out the diatribe for the profile! Talk about full of shit...."cant impress me with money"....LMAO. Fuck off. If a guy said "Hey, I got us tickets to Mexico and I paid for a resort stay for a week...interested?" She would be packed in under 15 mins.

I want to smash this 40 y/o.....I know she looks goofy, but something about it....

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #90 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:01:58 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on December 17, 2011, 07:30:07 PM

Only on getbig would you find a bunch of Casanovas who claim to not want to put a dick in this chick.

QFT. These guys couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds yet they claim they have the pick of the crop in da club.

Parker · « **Reply #91 on:** December 18, 2011, 06:11:02 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 18, 2011, 05:56:31 AM

This one viewed me...LOL...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=25109894

Look at how she spelled her profession! Then check out the diatribe for the profile! Talk about full of shit...."cant impress me with money"....LMAO. Fuck off. If a guy said "Hey, I got us tickets to Mexico and I paid for a resort stay for a week...interested?" She would be packed in under 15 mins.

I want to smash this 40 y/o.....I know she looks goofy, but something about it....

would hit the Latina, but you can tell that she has a flat ass and no curves. And her eyes have that crazy soulless look---like she has pulled a knife on a dude many times before. She's used to drama, which is why she states that she wants a man "not a boy", women who state that are attracted to the "boys", they feed off the drama.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #92 on:** December 18, 2011, 07:56:48 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 18, 2011, 05:43:58 AM

Me is confused....which site sucks ass?

Fitness Singles.

POF is much better.

You should smash that blonde.

apply85 · « **Reply #93 on:** December 18, 2011, 07:59:15 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM

Story from a guy I know at the gym:

He had this POF girl over to his place. They were watching a movie and she was "cuddling" (just like her POF profile said she likes to do). Well, she is rubbing on him with her hands...she slips inside his waste band and he knows its on. He said to me "She didnt even make it hard for me". So, they go to the bedroom, he tells her (not ask, tells) to give him a massage. She does, and then end up screwing. While screwing he says he tests a theory about how women like to be choked and have their hair yanked. Sure enough the slut literally pushes her neck into his hand. Then he does the finger in the stink while dogging her. He said she grabs his dick and does the porno thing of "if you think its tight with your finger, wait till you feel this". After a bit he blows his load on her back...he gives her a towel and HE goes and washes up. He expected the bitch to go and clean up....but SHE NEVER DID!!!!

At this point I am laughing...but also disgusted by that woman. He said she is a MAJOR clinger because she trapped him by having a couple of glasses of wine. She stays the night, she keeps rolling over on him and he goes and sleeps on the couch for a bit claiming "I am just coming off a cold". The coup de gra (sp??) comes in the morning when he is back in bed...and she rolls over to 'wake him up'. He starts to rail her again, she is on her back and he said he almost threw up because she obviously had some shit on her because he got a whiff of it. He texts me to call him (this is 7am) and have him 'come into work to take an early client'

Too fucking funny...he showed me the texts of her saying how great he was and how she hopes that he will let her 'snuggle and watch a movie again'. BEST PART...she has in her profile that she is not into quick hook ups! LMAO

** Had to clarify some things

story is fake

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #94 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:27:04 AM »

That site must have even more losers than getbig.com.....

dr.chimps · « **Reply #95 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:32:13 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 18, 2011, 05:56:31 AM

This one viewed me...LOL...

Hey u,....yeah u....lol...well im a goofball at times and very silly...a toys r us kid:)...I love to have fun...but also can be serious when I need to be. I love music...love jammin while cleaning....love to go out but also get tired of it and love to stay home and watch movies and cuddle...and play fight in bed.......im a LATINA...bilingual but born and raise here in the Chi_town....I seriously love Dancing....wEll if u have anything on ur mind just ask me don't b scared I don't bite....but if u r looking to get laid!!...move on to the next female cause I ain't the one and ur seriously gonna waste ur time!and as soon as you make any kind of sexual act by word ,text,or any....YOU WILL BE CUT OFF!...because im not in here looking to **** I AINT NO WHORE!..BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I CAN GET MINES IF I WANT TO...BUT I AINT NO WHORE POINT BLANK... P.S.....Sharing is Caring........and if you think you can impress me with money or with what u have i dont think so...what im more interested in knowing is ur dirty ass ways that way i know what im getting into!!...

'I ain't no whore.' Oh brother. She's probably got more miles on her than a fleet of cabs. $:-\$

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #96 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:34:03 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 18, 2011, 08:32:13 AM

Hey u,....yeah u....lol...well im a goofball at times and very silly...a toys r us kid:)...I love to have fun...but also can be serious when I need to be. I love music...love jammin while cleaning....love to go out but also get tired of it and love to stay home and watch movies and cuddle...and play fight in bed.......im a LATINA...bilingual but born and raise here in the Chi_town....I seriously love Dancing....wEll if u have anything on ur mind just ask me don't b scared I don't bite....but if u r looking to get laid!!...move on to the next female cause I ain't the one and ur seriously gonna waste ur time!and as soon as you make any kind of sexual act by word ,text,or any....YOU WILL BE CUT OFF!...because im not in here looking to **** I AINT NO WHORE!..BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I CAN GET MINES IF I WANT TO...BUT I AINT NO WHORE POINT BLANK... P.S.....Sharing is Caring........and if you think you can impress me with money or with what u have i dont think so...what im more interested in knowing is ur dirty ass ways that way i know what im getting into!!...

'I ain't no whore.' Oh brother. She's probably got more miles on her than a fleet of cabs. $:-\$

i concur

wes · « **Reply #97 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:36:12 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 17, 2011, 10:42:55 PM

Story from a guy I know at the gym:

He had this POF girl over to his place. They were watching a movie and she was "cuddling" (just like her POF profile said she likes to do). Well, she is rubbing on him with her hands...she slips inside his waste band and he knows its on. He said to me "She didnt even make it hard for me". So, they go to the bedroom, he tells her (not ask, tells) to give him a massage. She does, and then end up screwing. While screwing he says he tests a theory about how women like to be choked and have their hair yanked. Sure enough the slut literally pushes her neck into his hand. Then he does the finger in the stink while dogging her. He said she grabs his dick and does the porno thing of "if you think its tight with your finger, wait till you feel this". After a bit he blows his load on her back...he gives her a towel and HE goes and washes up. He expected the bitch to go and clean up....but SHE NEVER DID!!!!

At this point I am laughing...but also disgusted by that woman. He said she is a MAJOR clinger because she trapped him by having a couple of glasses of wine. She stays the night, she keeps rolling over on him and he goes and sleeps on the couch for a bit claiming "I am just coming off a cold". The coup de gra (sp??) comes in the morning when he is back in bed...and she rolls over to 'wake him up'. He starts to rail her again, she is on her back and he said he almost threw up because she obviously had some shit on her because he got a whiff of it. He texts me to call him (this is 7am) and have him 'come into work to take an early client'

Too fucking funny...he showed me the texts of her saying how great he was and how she hopes that he will let her 'snuggle and watch a movie again'. BEST PART...she has in her profile that she is not into quick hook ups! LMAO

** Had to clarify some things

What a fucking pig huh?

My kind of girl!!

wes · « **Reply #98 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:37:46 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on December 18, 2011, 08:27:04 AM

That site must have even more losers than getbig.com.....

C`mon now,lets keep it real here OK ??

Tapeworm · « **Reply #99 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:49:24 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 18, 2011, 08:32:13 AM

Hey u,....yeah u....lol...well im a goofball at times and very silly...a toys r us kid:)...I love to have fun...but also can be serious when I need to be. I love music...love jammin while cleaning....love to go out but also get tired of it and love to stay home and watch movies and cuddle...and play fight in bed.......im a LATINA...bilingual but born and raise here in the Chi_town....I seriously love Dancing....wEll if u have anything on ur mind just ask me don't b scared I don't bite....but if u r looking to get laid!!...move on to the next female cause I ain't the one and ur seriously gonna waste ur time!and as soon as you make any kind of sexual act by word ,text,or any....YOU WILL BE CUT OFF!...because im not in here looking to **** I AINT NO WHORE!..BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I CAN GET MINES IF I WANT TO...BUT I AINT NO WHORE POINT BLANK... P.S.....Sharing is Caring........and if you think you can impress me with money or with what u have i dont think so...what im more interested in knowing is ur dirty ass ways that way i know what im getting into!!...

'I ain't no whore.' Oh brother. She's probably got more miles on her than a fleet of cabs. $:-\$

This poor woman. Wounded as hell and heading for more. These sites are heartrendingly tragic. I can't face them.