Good combination of Italian and African American genes.
sleeps in a coffin and applies facial moisturizer religiously?
this is true. many italians and blacks basically 'stop' facially aging at some point. could be any point, mid 20's, 30's, etc. my father has had the same face from age 40 to 70 - just less hair on his head. of course it all hits them like a ton of bricks at some point, but usually a good 20-30 years of looking essentially the same.
Same thing happened to me about 13 years ago...I haven't changed a lick.Whenever i friend someone on Facebook they always say "wow!!! you haven't aged!!" I'm sure one day the wheels will fall off, but i'm enjoying the hell outta the ride
black dont crack