Near death situation

[Nomad]

20 minutes ago I set out for Target to pick up some pizzas, energy drinks and Breyers Reeses Peanut Butter ice cream. As I neared the ice cream isle, I noticed that there was only one Reeses ice cream tub left.
My body went into fight or flight mode, no one else was going to get that fuckin Breyers Reeses Peanut Butter ice cream. I stealthily crept up to the fridge where the last Reeses was located, making it look like I am not walking in that direction at all. I checked my six, opened the door and grabbed the Reeses as fast as possible then hiding it under bananas and frozen pizzas.


That was a close call,,,, disaster averted for now. Without that Reeses my muscle cells would have went catabolic and I would have lost all my gains.

[240 is Back]

catabolism immanent.

[hrspwr]

 "opened the door and grabbed the Reeses as fast as possible then hiding it under bananas and frozen pizzas."

 Pure warrior right there. 

[chaos]

Gayest thread of 2011 so far.

[OTHstrong]

Gayest thread of 2011 so far.

at least gayest title for the thread

[ironneck]

i once had a near death situation when i tried to fuck w8m8, was nearly crushed to death by her huge dick

[chaos]

i once had a near death situation when i tried to fuck w8m8, was nearly crushed to death by her huge dick

Are you high?

Outed!

[ironneck]

nope, i really try to take less drugs or no drugs for the next weeks and months
i never took that much but lately i feel a bit lazy, so gotta change that a bit, only on caffeine tabs now haha, must be the reason only slept 5 hours and woke up

[bradistani]

i'm none to keen on all these over elaborate, weird and very sweet ice creams.

give me vanilla or chocolate. if i'm feeling adventurous, then a neapolitan it is