Author Topic: Christmas - while you are stuck in a cold dreary apartment (Read 2586 times)

....reading getbig forum on your cellphone at a regular bar or dive bar realizing you get many different type of subjects to spark up a conversation with broads, or talk to fellas as your Elfs about bodybuilding.

dustin · « **Reply #14 on:** December 23, 2011, 08:40:24 PM »

WYHI and HHWYHI come to mind.

That and Ronnie vs Dorian debates. Bitches love that shit.

Big N · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:14:54 PM »

LOL

I told this one chick if you see a guy looking ripped, he's "all drugs" and we took a shot of vodka

MB_722 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:31:36 PM »

I wished someone merry christmas and they said they were jehovahs witness adn they didn't celebrate it. ...I was like WTF? serious.

I never paid attn to what a JW was.

bradistani · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:37:07 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on December 23, 2011, 09:31:36 PM

I wished someone merry christmas and they said they were jehovahs witness adn they didn't celebrate it. ...I was like WTF? serious.

I never paid attn to what a JW was.

my best mate at school was a jw. the only one, lol.

at morning school assembly. after the announcements had been read. the head would say 'non christians' and the handful of pakis and indians would have to leave the hall, along with my bud, haha.

he told me that christ wasn't crucified on a cross, but on a pole. i laughed in his face. kids, eh!

240 is Back · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:39:44 PM »

I use that "Would you hit it" phrase from time to time. People look at me like I'm so crass. Church can be so stuffy.

dustin · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:41:02 PM »

I had JWs always banging on my door so I told them I worshipped the devil but they kept coming.

Next time they did that I stripped down to my undies, did a few pushups and pull ups and asked if they could help my shoot some steroids into my ass. They never came back after that. Was going to hit a back double bi's but when they scurried away I knew they weren't coming back.

SF1900 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:46:20 PM »

Personally, I think a good topic from the GB boards to bring up to the ladies is the, "Is a calorie just a calorie" thread. This will show them that you're a nutritional expert, as well as being health conscious.

DK II · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:57:24 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on December 23, 2011, 09:39:44 PM

I use that "Would you hit it" phrase from time to time. People look at me like I'm so crass. Church can be so stuffy.

Screaming "MELTDOWN!!!" when the priest talks about Jesus dying for your sins won't help making peers in church as well.

Author Topic: Christmas - while you are stuck in a cold dreary apartment (Read 2586 times)

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