Alright I'm drunk by myself, and it's officially christmas, so who else is having an epic time by themselves
Get a grip. It's just another day.
Am i stupid??I have my wife and son here, why would i waste 3000 Euros and precious vacation days to fly home to see the annual family fight and the retardation that has come over Europe??I have been back to Germany already this year, and I have sworn to myself not to go there again for many years to come, I rather spend my money on a trip to Hawaii, Thailand, Vietnam, NZ, OZ, California, Korea, China, Singapore or whatever than go back and hang around at my parents house for a week listening to their bullshit. That's what god has invented SKYPE for, you get to hear their bullshit for free, and when you have enough, you pull the plug.
That's not the same as seeing them in person. You're going to regret it years from now.
Im right down there with Willie from Bad Santa.
I spent last christmas bye myself. I went to the shooting range it was a lot of fun. Smoked some weed. Went to the movies bye myself. Wasn't to bad. Hang in there big guy.
Epic 9.99 floor lamp from Wal-Mart, grandmas 1970's loveseat, epic lack of grammar. Yeah, keep smoking weed, another Getbig bottom.