I love the twists this thread keeps taking.
My advice to you heman is your confidence. Work on that. Go to pirate bay and download magic bullets if you don't already have it. Read it every day. But most importantly, work on your confidence. If you're on gear and working out/dieting right you should look at least decent. Dress like a douchebag in tight affliction shirts and true religion jeans and cut your hair in a fawhawk (refer to my photo a few pages back for ideas). Then, walk around with your bis bursting out of your shirt and act like you're god's gift to women. You'll be surprised how far arrogance and confidence goes with chicks. The more shallow they are the better. Also, armed with a few routines from magic bullet, you should start doing ok. Don't spend anymore money on seminars and DVDs, spend it on douchebag clothing and VIP tables at clubs downtown.
This post is 100% serious by the way. Looks, and the illusion of having money, as well as confidence, goes a very long way, especially with club sluts. For real girlfriend material, just be yourself, exactly yourself, no matter how lame you percieve that to be.