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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2012, 07:17:25 PM »
You re not a web designer, a webmaster, a graphist, a coder
You re not a businessman, a business "owner", you never sold one single fucking item from any of your shity e comerce attempts (ok maybe some anal lube, but it was your disabled boyfriend who bought it off to be nice to you hoping you wouldnt molest him)
You re not a cop.
You re not a soldier.
You re not a correctional officer.
You might have been a security guard or a "bouncer" for like one year in order to deserve welfare but that's about it, i bet you got your ass fired very quick as you look like a clown, not like someone who would get respect from anyone. The only money you earn comes from government checks while you sit at home living in your own fucked up world.

Disillusion at its finest.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2012, 07:17:37 PM »
Ok, professional pictures have been loaded.
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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2012, 07:18:38 PM »
You re not a bodybuilder
You re not a web designer, a webmaster, a graphist, a coder
You re not a businessman, a business "owner", you never sold one single fucking item from any of your shity e comerce attempts (ok maybe some anal lube, but it was your disabled boyfriend who bought it off to be nice to you hoping you wouldnt molest him)
You re not a cop.
You re not a soldier.
You re not a correctional officer.
You might have been a security guard or a "bouncer" for like one year in order to deserve welfare but that's about it, i bet you got your ass fired very quick as you look like a clown, not like someone who would get respect from anyone. The only money you earn comes from government checks while you sit at home living in your own fucked up world.

Disillusion at its finest.


Imagination running wild today for ya isn't it.... :D
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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2012, 07:21:21 PM »
I feel a certain GetBig momentum building here - and I think it's gonna turn ugly for Vince.

This makes me smile...gentlemen, proceed.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2012, 07:21:25 PM »
Not SEO optimized like it should be - missing effective page tittle tags and there are no descriptions, no keywords, URL's are not SEO friendly and H1/H2/H3 headings are missing on pages. The aforementioned are critical for ranking on searches.


<title>The Leader In Human Evolution Since 2001 - </title>
<meta name="description" content="" />
<meta name="keywords" content="" />

Vince, pm me if you like.


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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2012, 07:28:47 PM »
vince i again ask why no link to getbig? 

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2012, 07:31:47 PM »
Not SEO optimized like it should be - missing effective page tittle tags and there are no descriptions, no keywords, URL's are not SEO friendly and H1/H2/H3 headings are missing on pages. The aforementioned are critical for ranking on searches.


<title>The Leader In Human Evolution Since 2001 - </title>
<meta name="description" content="" />
<meta name="keywords" content="" />

Vince, pm me if you like.

I have an auto sitemap that repopulates every 48 hours for price changes and new products. SEO will be added next week.  Seo friendly links not possible





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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2012, 07:32:19 PM »
Vince -

First thing I would do is replace the "latest products" on the front page with "best sellers" or your best deals for the consumer.   Latest products would only mean something to regular, repeat customers.  To a new viewer, it's a completely random set of product, and doesn't give your site any sort of consistent branding.   It's too scattered, and gives a new viewer the feeling or randomness.

Focus on few things that you feel represent your business - stuff you want to be associated with.  Someone who finds your site and sees many different, disconnected items will not associate a specific need with your page.

That's just my initial thoughts after a five second cursory view, but first impressions are often what counts.  I'll look more in-depth later, but concentrate on establishing a brand identity with the name caliber.....

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2012, 07:35:19 PM »
vince i again ask why no link to getbig? 
Cause he only wants it one way, it's called spam. But who cares, nobody s ever going to buy anything off this turd's "e commerce"  especially after reading all the comments that follow the posting of the link.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2012, 07:35:53 PM »


ok....other than seo it looks good, good luck.
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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2012, 07:38:02 PM »
i want that total body vibration machine

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2012, 07:43:00 PM »
vince i again ask why no link to getbig? 

If you enter getbig in the coupon section its 5% off purchase with a free gift.  I give people here hookups if they ask
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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2012, 07:44:43 PM »
  I give people here hookups if they ask


Can you hook me up with Vissy ?

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2012, 08:05:05 PM »
It's not a popular concept in America right now...but 'honest work' can be very rewarding.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2012, 08:17:03 PM »
i want that total body vibration machine

Watch out for the bait and switch. The last guy who thought he was getting that exact vibrating machine, opened up a large box only to have a large black man(with oil in his calves) and his gay lover pop out and start shaking him violently until all his belongings fell out of his pockets. They grabbed the poor bastards shit and ran. Never to be heard of again...lol

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #65 on: January 02, 2012, 08:21:35 PM »
It's not a popular concept in America right now...but 'honest work' can be very rewarding.

Some have said that "honest work" is just some sort of an illusion/mind control to put people to work in places "others" don't want to be. I think that term is being used a lot in the farms across America where illegal Mexican's are working below min/wage.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2012, 08:26:53 PM »
If thats the redesign i'd hate to see the original. How many orders do you process a month?
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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #67 on: January 02, 2012, 08:43:34 PM »
hows the sales going Vince?
are you getting many hit?

site looks ok, not to flash which is good.

if sales are going well and your getting hit up with many enquiries then you will be the next bodybuilding.com

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #68 on: January 02, 2012, 08:52:36 PM »
If you enter getbig in the coupon section its 5% off purchase with a free gift.  I give people here hookups if they ask


Duhhhhhhh and how are customers to know about this 5% trick?

Agreed, Vince you want it one way!  The hell with bringing new people to Getbig, correct?

Every website has a link page so where is yours?

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #69 on: January 02, 2012, 09:00:06 PM »
That site should have taken 1 week to develop tops...

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #70 on: January 02, 2012, 09:08:01 PM »
That site should have taken 1 week to develop tops...
for a disabled person. Since when installing and customizing a ready to use cms takes one week. Lol at using pictures from catalogues. Yeah, that will really do the trick vince, potential customers are really going to give you their credit card informations after seeing this. Fucking human dildo.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #71 on: January 03, 2012, 04:02:42 AM »
You still have a typo on the fucking front page.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #72 on: January 03, 2012, 04:07:39 AM »
the type of page you arrive at when you typed in the wrong url.

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #73 on: January 03, 2012, 04:11:12 AM »
I have no clue about designing websites so I can't really comment. All things considered it looks fine to me.

However Vince, I have a genuine question - how much is your annual turnover from Caliber Fitness and how much is profit?

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Re: New Website Design is just about done...need a Getbiggers opinion
« Reply #74 on: January 03, 2012, 04:15:11 AM »
You still have a typo on the fucking front page.

LOL. I never buy shit from websites with spelling and grammatical errors.
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