Movie Quotes - Guess 'em

[wes]

"Don't argue with me, man, I'm trying to give you a chance. Now, if you don't get me my money *tonight*, I'm gonna put that young girl of your's out on whore's row."

"Listen, Priest, that's my wife you're talking about, man."

"So what? Now somebody's gonna work tonight, Freddy. You really shouldn'tve fucked with my money, Freddy. 

SUPERFLY

[wes]

if any one calls me francis i will kill ya
if anybody touches my stuff then i'll kill ya
and lastly i don't like being touched ,,if any of you homo's put your meathooks on me i'll kill ya.

Stripes

[Krankenstein]

"You ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

Batman.....Michael Keaton Version

[Papper]

Batman.....Michael Keaton Version

Nice!!! Very nice!

[Metabolic]

"I have, ehhh, 8 condoms"

"Its like slapping god across the face for giving you a great gift"

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"

"Birdie, birdie, birdie...tiger, tiger, tiger"

"What is this?? A center for ants??"

"Grief is natures most powerful aphrodisiac"

"What is your name? Whats is your quest? What if your favorite color?"

"Matt Damon"

"Live music beer"

"YOURE MY BOY BLUE"

"Youre gonna have to give me that dong, Dale..."

"Im here for the gangbang" tip, this is from a real movie.

"Youre one ugly mothafucka"

[wes]

"I met Michael , twenty something years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply.......evil."

[TrueGrit]

"I met Michael , twenty something years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boys eyes was purely and simply.......evil."

[Papper]

"I have, ehhh, 8 condoms"
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"Its like slapping god across the face for giving you a great gift"
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"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
Dodgeball? Guess?

"Birdie, birdie, birdie...tiger, tiger, tiger"
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"What is this?? A center for ants??"
Edit: derek, zoolander

"Grief is natures most powerful aphrodisiac"
Ferrel, wedding crashers

"What is your name? Whats is your quest? What if your favorite color?"
Holy grail, python

"Matt Damon"
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"Live music beer"-

"YOURE MY BOY BLUE"
Ferrel, old school

"Youre gonna have to give me that dong, Dale..."
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"Im here for the gangbang" tip, this is from a real movie.
Road trip, todd davis? director

"Youre one ugly mothafucka"
Arnie, predator

[TrueGrit]

"Matt Damon" is from South Park Team America movie. Shit always cracks me up.

[Frank Clairmonte]

"They say dont believe the hype and it affect my training I though I was in shape but I wasnt in shape"


COME ON 

[The Ugly]

Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me, muthafucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse.

[Benny B]

SUPERFLY

 
Did you *really* pull this from memory, Wes?  Doing google-fu doesn't count.

[Benny B]

Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me, muthafucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse.

CARLITO'S WAY

C'mon, son!

[wes]

 
Did you *really* pull this from memory, Wes?   Doing google-fu doesn't count.

Dude,I lived in the ghetto for decades as a kid and own a copy of the flick..plus I`m a movie buff .

It`s a white thing,you wouldn`t understand.
 

[The Ugly]

CARLITO'S WAY

C'mon, son!

It wasn't hard, it was just a great quote. Here's one no one will get:

Her: You know who I hate?

Him: No, who is that?

Her: Fa66ots.

Him: Yes, I hate them too. Do you know why?

Her: Why?

Him: They suck cock. And that’s the truest thing you will ever hear.


No one will get it.

[Benny B]

Dude,I lived in the ghetto for decades as a kid and own a copy of the flick..plus I`m a movie buff .

It`s a white thing,you wouldn`t understand.
 

lol @ I lived in "the ghetto"   
That's not necessary to be aware of a classic movie, whether Black or white, Latino or Asian. "It's all good" nevertheless, whitey. No doubt your age helped relative to most other getbiggers with that one.

[Megalodon]

I've seen a ton of movies. American, European, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Australian, and even some from the recently burgeoning Nigerian market.

The Italian movies.....western, horror, crime, etc...stand out against all other(with the possible(probable) exception of the American). Their run seems to have died out but, man, did they know what they were doing.

[The Ugly]

An American made Godfather. End of story.

[Benny B]

What are we gonna do about this?

-We ain't gon' do shit about it. Close it up. Throw it back in the trunk. Everybody go home. Have some pumpin pie, warm apple cider...

I got a better idea, or would you rather me throw you and your brother in the fuckin' river?

-Or, would you rather your house blows up next time?

[wes]

lol @ I lived in "the ghetto"  
That's not necessary to be aware of a classic movie, whether Black or white, Latino or Asian. "It's all good" nevertheless, whitey. No doubt your age helped relative to most other getbiggers with that one.

Why would you single me out with the Google question if it was only a movie regardless of if it was a blaxploitation flick or otherwise...........like no one ever watched Superfly unless they were black.


As far as age goes,I watch flicks from the 1930`s as well as current ones and lots of stuff in between.

Dismissed my racist friend.  

[Benny B]

"You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog. And I'm a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. I'm gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna get down on my knees. I'm gonna beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year's, I got a date for that party. You don't like her? That's too bad."

[wes]

I've seen a ton of movies. American, European, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Australian, and even some from the recently burgeoning Nigerian market.

The Italian movies.....western, horror, crime, etc...stand out against all other(with the possible(probable) exception of the American). Their run seems to have died out but, man, did they know what they were doing.

70`s and 80`s Italian horror and giallo are great,as are the spaghetti westerns.

[sync pulse]

• Character one: Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something
•                      better for ten cents a share?  If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in
•                      the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's
•                      paisley shawl.
• Character two: Beer?
• Character one: Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar,
•                      dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted
•                      line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.

[sync pulse]

• Character one: I don't like this innuendo.
• Character two: That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

• Character one: How about you and I passing out on the veranda; or would you rather pass out here?
• Character two: Sir, you have the advantage of me.
• Character one: Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.
  

[sync pulse]

• Character one:  I say! You are in need of a soothsayer.
• Character two:  How did you know?
• Character one:  I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't.

• Character one: [shouting] Stand aside everyone! [pause] I take large steps.

• Character one: Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have been... my heart bleeds for you.

• Character one: You, slave, will be torn apart by horses, to the plaudits of the troops and the amusement of
•                       the children.
  

• Character one:  If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet!
•                      But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life.