haha ok, "A Homosexual" you seem like the type of guy that storms into his local library and starts to yell at the 79 year old librarian, "I checked out this book, Goldilocks and the 3 Bears, took it home, and didn't see one hairy chest, studded leather biker hat, handlebar moustache, or 6 hairy thighs wrapped in a ménage a trois!" Gayer than apple pie flavored gum.