Author Topic: Come meet Derek Anthony at the 2012 Arnold Expo (Read 83013 times)

hardgainerj · « **Reply #400 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Slinpimp on January 11, 2012, 04:22:22 PM

he doesnt even speak the language correctly ...to real 100% italians like my dad the mafia is not something youre proud of ..it's a shame, a disgrace to most italians , they hate to be indentify with such organization..Derek Springer is not italian , hes just a poser .

hes a kike?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #401 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:25:15 PM »

what is it with jews who want so badly to be wops?

seriously, they have money and Hollywood
we got a camaro and a hot girlfriend that is gonna turn into a fat annoying bitch in 10 years..........I don't see the appeal

johnnynoname · « **Reply #402 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:28:47 PM »

DA isn't a good "jewgene"

here are a couple of my favorites

Wiggs · « **Reply #403 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:29:08 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:25:15 PM

what is it with jews who want so badly to be wops?

seriously, they have money and Hollywood
we got a camaro and a hot girlfriend that is gonna turn into a fat annoying bitch in 10 years..........I don't see the appeal

The only reason you don't have freckles is because they slid off your greasy face.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #404 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Grant_Michaels on January 11, 2012, 07:27:58 PM

Fixed!! And I'm with you Johnny! I wish I was a Jew......

I've got the big nose part down

Quote from: Wiggs on January 11, 2012, 07:29:08 PM

The only reason you don't have freckles is because they slid off your greasy face.

settle down, Francis

dr.chimps · « **Reply #405 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:30:12 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:25:15 PM

what is it with jews who want so badly to be wops?

seriously, they have money and Hollywood
we got a camaro and a hot girlfriend that is gonna turn into a fat annoying bitch in 10 years..........I don't see the appeal

Hilarious. If you'd made the Camaro an I-Roc, you'd be be in the Catskills with Henny Youngman, cracking wise.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #406 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:32:33 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 11, 2012, 07:30:12 PM

you'd be be in the Catskills with Henny Youngman, cracking wise.

I'm gonna frame this quote because i'm a big fan of schtick

seriously, I have to remind you guys on how funny I am sometimes

listening to me is like listening to Mort Saul in his prime....that is if Mort Saul was a piece of shit who told 40 year old dick jokes on some degenerate internet forum

njflex · « **Reply #407 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:33:58 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:28:47 PM

DA isn't a good "jewgene"

here are a couple of my favorites

hahaha very true spot on,,,jewgino's...dice is a classic does dead on travolta,pacino.

Wiggs · « **Reply #408 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:34:14 PM »

Johnny please tell me you don't have a stupid NY accent. Please.

mass 04 · « **Reply #409 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:34:37 PM »

No hairy guys who wear a moustache and lots of jewelry are allowed to whack Derek before shoving at least four 1 dollar bills into his g-string.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #410 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:35:02 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:32:33 PM

I'm gonna frame this quote because i'm a big fan of schtick

seriously, I have to remind you guys on how funny I am sometimes

listening to me is like listening to Mort Saul in his prime....that is if Mort Saul was a piece of shit who told 40 year old dick jokes on some degenerate internet forum

'Course his last name was 'Sahl,' not I-Roc.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #411 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 11, 2012, 07:34:14 PM

Johnny please tell me you don't have a stupid NY accent. Please.

i'm trying to think of a response to this that doesn't involve me using the word "Moolie"

still trying

johnnynoname · « **Reply #412 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:36:54 PM »

Quote from: njflex on January 11, 2012, 07:33:58 PM

hahaha very true spot on,,,jewgino's...dice is a classic does dead on travolta,pacino.

his eric roberts impersonation is a thing of beauty

Last Rep · « **Reply #413 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:37:07 PM »

DA says to himself each nite before bed,Just when I thought I was out they drag me back in.

Wiggs · « **Reply #414 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:37:55 PM »

I was serious. You're from upstate right? I'm just hoping you don't sound like I think you might...do you have this cursed accent?

njflex · « **Reply #415 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:40:20 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:36:54 PM

his eric roberts impersonation is a thing of beauty

almost like gilbert's dead on seinfeld,,,or brenner.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #416 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM »

no accent

accept when I want to impress a girl out of my league. I put on a foreign accent

I talk to all girls with a foreign accent

dr.chimps · « **Reply #417 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:41:55 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM

no accent

accept when I want to impress a girl out of my league. I put on a foreign accent

I talk to all girls with a foreign accent

johnny saul?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #418 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:44:41 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 11, 2012, 07:41:55 PM

johnny saul?

The Israeli accent is a hard one..... but rewardIng

njflex · « **Reply #419 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:46:13 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:44:41 PM

The Israeli accent is a hard one..... but rewardIng

watch sandler in zohan,,schneider is funny as a paki i think?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #420 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:52:56 PM »

Quote from: njflex on January 11, 2012, 07:46:13 PM

watch sandler in zohan,,schneider is funny as a paki i think?

I"m thinking of actually dropping the whole fake foreign accent thing and doing something more honest to get chicks like becoming a coke dealer

njflex · « **Reply #421 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:57:13 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 07:52:56 PM

I"m thinking of actually dropping the whole fake foreign accent thing and doing something more honest to get chicks like becoming a coke dealer

loll...ur funning character,,,u could gain a ton of weight and reinvent the 'tony clifton'act.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #422 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:58:57 PM »

Quote from: njflex on January 11, 2012, 07:57:13 PM

loll...ur funning character,,,u could gain a ton of weight and reinvent the 'tony clifton'act.

Brilliant!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #423 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:01:27 PM »

zmuda was the better tony clifton imho

njflex · « **Reply #424 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:07:13 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 11, 2012, 08:01:27 PM

zmuda was the better tony clifton imho

esp when kauffman would show up and clifton seperate and people thought andy was clifton and here's zmuda as clifton in same room as kauffman.