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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2012, 04:19:21 AM »
They are filthy and nasty like Goosey  :D  :-*  :)
Yes Honey Bunny.   ;D

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2012, 04:34:16 AM »
fucks a goosey ?

sex.  that self lubricating spot she got.

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2012, 04:45:20 AM »
fucks a goosey ?
Its a private joke.   ;D

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2012, 05:11:11 AM »
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2012, 05:18:55 AM »
Did someone say beard?


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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2012, 05:21:42 AM »
Its a private joke.   ;D

ok, wilma took an ole urban slang, and sweet talked you via pm to believe it was something he came up with. there goes you're a hard women to get too.  maybe wiggs was right.

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2012, 05:25:44 AM »
ok, wilma took an ole urban slang, and sweet talked you via pm to believe it was something he came up with. there goes you're a hard women to get too.  maybe wiggs was right.
What do you mean G Thang?   :-\

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2012, 05:38:25 AM »
ok, wilma took an ole urban slang, and sweet talked you via pm to believe it was something he came up with. there goes you're a hard women to get too.  maybe wiggs was right.
the fuck you talking about ?  ??? honestly dude you speak a totaly diff language and its hard to understand  :-\

"Goosey" has nothing to do with "sex. that self lubricating spot she got " is this a cuban thing you get up to with geese and ducks ?


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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2012, 05:58:36 AM »
I had moustaches, make me look 10 years older, so 146
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2012, 06:16:37 AM »
Beards tend to look shittiest when the hairs are very different lengths.  The problem for most guys is that the hair between the sideburns and goatee is not as "mature" as the rest of the face often taking longer to grow and being lighter in color.  I've found the best way to deal with this is to rock a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow for a couple weeks.  What I do is I use a beard trimmeron its lowest setting and shave with it for a week, maybe two.  Then I take it up to the next lowest setting and do the same thing.  At this point its a good idea to shape it by clean shaving from your jawline or Adam's Apple down (depending on leaness and face shape).  Also clean shave any stray hairs above it to avoid the wolfman look.  For guys with thick beards (the hair folicles are close together) and guys with very short haircuts, this is a good beard length to stay at.  For guys with more patchy beards, goto the next setting on the trimmer.  If you have spaces and gaps still, shape your beard to eliminate them.  A narrow, but symmetrical beard will look better than a bigger, but patchy beard anyday.  Hair dye will also make a beard look fuller and neater, but only go slightly darker than the hair on your head.  If all of this doesn't work, just wait....you'll hit puberty someday.  LOL

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2012, 08:02:11 AM »
Beards look horrible on guys for the most part, but like Tbombz said guys will respect you for it...how can you not respect a guy who doesn't give a fuck what he looks like? ;D being Clean shaven makes you look like a jackass, the prettier you are the more guys wil hate on you...and the more girls will be turned off by it imo. Most women do not prefer a clean shaven face, from an evolutionary point of view as it signals lack of sexual maturity. Stubble is ideal..best of both worlds. .
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2012, 08:52:15 AM »
Beards look horrible on guys for the most part, but like Tbombz said guys will respect you for it...how can you not respect a guy who doesn't give a fuck what he looks like? ;D being Clean shaven makes you look like a jackass, the prettier you are the more guys wil hate on you...and the more girls will be turned off by it imo. Most women do not prefer a clean shaven face, from an evolutionary point of view as it signals lack of sexual maturity. Stubble is ideal..best of both worlds. .

You're not far wrong. When I recently grew mine, guys were treating me like some inspirational mafucker. As soon as I lopped the thing off and just left the old D'artagnan all my female colleagues were orientating themselves around me...and the dudes were like "wtf did you get rid of it for!??"

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2012, 09:19:07 AM »
What do I do in the period between being clean shaven, and having a decent looking beard?  For a while I just look like a hippy or lazy bum while it all comes in.


Any solutions?
Panhandle, or sit outside a Ticket Master,  'til it comes in.

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2012, 09:37:27 AM »
I hate beards.   :-X
They don't tickle your fancy?  ;)

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2012, 11:24:55 AM »
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2012, 11:58:11 AM »
Beards tend to look shittiest when the hairs are very different lengths.  The problem for most guys is that the hair between the sideburns and goatee is not as "mature" as the rest of the face often taking longer to grow and being lighter in color.  I've found the best way to deal with this is to rock a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow for a couple weeks.  What I do is I use a beard trimmeron its lowest setting and shave with it for a week, maybe two.  Then I take it up to the next lowest setting and do the same thing.  At this point its a good idea to shape it by clean shaving from your jawline or Adam's Apple down (depending on leaness and face shape).  Also clean shave any stray hairs above it to avoid the wolfman look.  For guys with thick beards (the hair folicles are close together) and guys with very short haircuts, this is a good beard length to stay at.  For guys with more patchy beards, goto the next setting on the trimmer.  If you have spaces and gaps still, shape your beard to eliminate them.  A narrow, but symmetrical beard will look better than a bigger, but patchy beard anyday.  Hair dye will also make a beard look fuller and neater, but only go slightly darker than the hair on your head.  If all of this doesn't work, just wait....you'll hit puberty someday.  LOL

Thanks, this is what I was looking for!

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2012, 12:15:01 PM »
Dig it!

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2012, 12:17:58 PM »
I had a beard in my late 20s. And I mean a BEARD....



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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2012, 12:24:13 PM »
It itches so bad I have very thick facial growth. I can't take it for more than 3 days. I feel like it makes the fat under my chin look way worse to. Gives me a double chin almost. I have a chubbier face.
Beards make a face look fuller...I've been tryng to grow a Teddy Pendagrass beard, but I look like a terrorist with a tie on while trying to do it.

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2012, 12:29:42 PM »
Beards make a face look fuller...I've been tryng to grow a Teddy Pendagrass beard, but I look like a terrorist with a tie on while trying to do it.
hahahahha   ;D

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2012, 12:32:56 PM »
It itches so bad I have very thick facial growth. I can't take it for more than 3 days. I feel like it makes the fat under my chin look way worse to. Gives me a double chin almost. I have a chubbier face.
x2 it itches like hell the first few weeks I remember when I decided to grow a beard I kept a fork with me all night and just kept scratching..... :-\

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2012, 12:59:45 PM »
Beards are awesome.

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2012, 01:01:16 PM »
Beards are awesome.
I bet you could grow a hell of a beard, Cyrus....

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2012, 01:05:33 PM »
I bet you could grow a hell of a beard, Cyrus....
Yes but I prefer the non-terrorist look :D

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2012, 01:13:59 PM »
Yes but I prefer the non-terrorist look :D
That's too bad actually. Arab looking guys (I know Persian is not Arab, but I mean looking..) can't have a beard or something because they'd look like a Taliban......