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Growing a Beard
« on: January 08, 2012, 06:09:53 PM »
What do I do in the period between being clean shaven, and having a decent looking beard?  For a while I just look like a hippy or lazy bum while it all comes in.


Any solutions?
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 06:10:51 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on January 08, 2012, 06:09:53 PM
What do I do in the period between being clean shaven, and having a decent looking beard?  For a while I just look like a hippy or lazy bum while it all comes in.


Any solutions?

I FEEL YOU. IM TRYING TO GROW A DIRTY LITTLE STACHE OUT, BUT WHAT FOR THE MEAN TIME? GONNA HAVE THE HIPPY, GRIMY LOOK FOR 15 DAYS OR SO. NO WAY ROUND IT.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 06:13:42 PM »
Quote from: nosleep on January 08, 2012, 06:10:51 PM
I FEEL YOU. IM TRYING TO GROW A DIRTY LITTLE STACHE OUT, BUT WHAT FOR THE MEAN TIME? GONNA HAVE THE HIPPY, GRIMY LOOK FOR 15 DAYS OR SO. NO WAY ROUND IT.

Unavoidable?

That sucks.... I look like a fucking blond headed albino Iranian or something.   ;D
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 06:16:03 PM »
if you're gonna grow a beard, then grow a fucking BEARD !!  8)

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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 06:16:41 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on January 08, 2012, 06:13:42 PM
Unavoidable?

That sucks.... I look like a fucking blond headed albino Iranian or something.   ;D

FUCK? WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU GROW AND WHAT SKIN DO YOU HAVE?

I HAVE REAL LIGHT BROWN SKIN AND I GROW DARK HAIR SO IT DOESN'T LOOK TO BAD.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 06:31:48 PM »
Should have done it during the holidays.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 06:36:57 PM »
Gayer than asking men how to grow a beard on a message board.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2012, 06:44:59 PM »
I grew my beard for 5 months and took it off 2 nights ago...I literally looked like a Muslim cleric.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2012, 06:50:13 PM »
It itches so bad I have very thick facial growth. I can't take it for more than 3 days. I feel like it makes the fat under my chin look way worse to. Gives me a double chin almost. I have a chubbier face.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2012, 06:50:31 PM »
Quote from: nosleep on January 08, 2012, 06:10:51 PM
I FEEL YOU. IM TRYING TO GROW A DIRTY LITTLE STACHE OUT, BUT WHAT FOR THE MEAN TIME? GONNA HAVE THE HIPPY, GRIMY LOOK FOR 15 DAYS OR SO. NO WAY ROUND IT.

lol what are you 12? I could grow a full beard at 16 years old...up the test ;)
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 06:52:12 PM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on January 08, 2012, 06:50:31 PM
lol what are you 12? I could grow a full beard at 16 years old...up the test ;)

Ya androgens make my hair grow everywhere! Once a week I have to shave my chest stomach and back or I would look like the missing link.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2012, 07:08:58 PM »
Fuck being clean shaven real men have beards. Besides women don't want no damn pretty boy . Look at  devilsmile....kid's as pretty as can be but can't get laid to save his life :D
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2012, 07:11:08 PM »
mackeveli you'd look alpha as fuck rocking a beard.  Bald/beard combo pulls mad ass...I'd shave my head too but my hair is too pretty
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2012, 07:17:01 PM »
in my opinion, and i think most womens, facial hair looks best when its shorter. straight guys will respect you for a long beard, like straight women are friendlier to girls with long pony tails. its an exaggeration of your gender in a way that isnt very attractive to the other gender but makes you approachable to your own.

women like tough men, and most appreciate good looking facial hair, but long beards tend to just make a guy look.. bad.  girls who dress up and style themselves as innocent and girly, like short skirts and reading glasses, are appealing.. but long pony tails just make them look way too innocent, like theyre a virgin and waiting for marriage.  

im generalizing a shit load, but i think its fairly accurate; if your worried about the inbetween period, dont be, most people will like the way it looks.

except for you no sleep, mustaches look absolutely horrible during the in-between stage. and even when they are full grown too.  ;D
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2012, 07:58:28 PM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on January 08, 2012, 06:50:31 PM
lol what are you 12? I could grow a full beard at 16 years old...up the test ;)

I GROW A FULL BEARD IN 3 DAYS.

I WANT A THICK DIRTY STACHE, THAT TAKES LIKE 4-5 DAYS BUT I WANT IT EVEN GROSSER.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2012, 08:30:30 PM »
I hate beards.   :-X
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2012, 08:39:13 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on January 08, 2012, 06:09:53 PM
What do I do in the period between being clean shaven, and having a decent looking beard?  For a while I just look like a hippy or lazy bum while it all comes in.


Any solutions?
Wear a full burqa.
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 11:18:11 PM »
Quote from: nosleep on January 08, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
FUCK? WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU GROW AND WHAT SKIN DO YOU HAVE?

I HAVE REAL LIGHT BROWN SKIN AND I GROW DARK HAIR SO IT DOESN'T LOOK TO BAD.
 

I dint really know what my last point even meant, Lil

Blond hair, red facial hair.

Mustache area grows high (big bald space along top of lip) making me look like a fucking frenchman... lol
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2012, 11:19:38 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 08, 2012, 06:36:57 PM
Gayer than asking men how to grow a beard on a message board.

Thanks for bringing the fact that ive hit rock bottom to my attention!

Could have done without that right now, lol
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2012, 11:22:06 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on January 08, 2012, 07:17:01 PM
in my opinion, and i think most womens, facial hair looks best when its shorter. straight guys will respect you for a long beard, like straight women are friendlier to girls with long pony tails. its an exaggeration of your gender in a way that isnt very attractive to the other gender but makes you approachable to your own.

women like tough men, and most appreciate good looking facial hair, but long beards tend to just make a guy look.. bad.  girls who dress up and style themselves as innocent and girly, like short skirts and reading glasses, are appealing.. but long pony tails just make them look way too innocent, like theyre a virgin and waiting for marriage.  

im generalizing a shit load, but i think its fairly accurate; if your worried about the inbetween period, dont be, most people will like the way it looks.

except for you no sleep, mustaches look absolutely horrible during the in-between stage. and even when they are full grown too.  ;D

Thanks brah, really appreciate the break down!
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 03:18:45 AM »
From Clean Shave: Shave fast growing areas first, to let slow growing areas to catch up, once you're happy with the consistency of depth, trim as desired with good pair of clippers, I love growing a beard, I do it at random times, no rhyme or reason, just something I do, because women cant, and it makes me feel more masculine.  I always shave for the Judge though.  ;D
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 03:20:24 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on January 08, 2012, 06:09:53 PM
What do I do in the period between being clean shaven, and having a decent looking beard?  For a while I just look like a hippy or lazy bum while it all comes in.


Any solutions?
Prepare for the itch  :D - Beards are grotty and disgusting though HTH
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 03:22:36 AM »
bearded clam
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2012, 03:24:05 AM »
Quote from: booty on January 08, 2012, 08:30:30 PM
I hate beards.   :-X
They are filthy and nasty like Goosey  :D  :-*  :)
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Re: Growing Beard
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2012, 03:26:04 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on January 09, 2012, 03:24:05 AM
They are filthy and nasty like Goosey  :D  :-*  :)
fucks a goosey ?
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