Author Topic: inoperable tumor - months to live - what would you do (Read 6999 times)

Balloon · « **on:** January 10, 2012, 04:19:52 AM »

Hypothetical situation.
Your world is flipped upside down with the catastrophic news that those frequent headaches you've experienced are the result of an inoperable brain tumor, leaving you with 2 months to live.

What would you really want to do/see/experience if you only had a short time left?

Spicoli · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:23:57 AM »

A dream come true

Thats what that is

Adam86 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:26:48 AM »

kill peoples i hate

booty · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:27:52 AM »

This is always a good question. I would travel around the world...fuck spending the last two months of your life in a hospital bed. I would go to Venice in Italy first...that's on the top of my list. I would eat every delicious food there is and drink red wine everynight with my dinner. Swiss chocolates would be my supper.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:29:35 AM »

Quote from: Balloon on January 10, 2012, 04:19:52 AM

Hypothetical situation.
Your world is flipped upside down with the catastrophic news that those frequent headaches you've experienced are the result of an inoperable brain tumor, leaving you with 2 months to live.

What would you really want to do/see/experience if you only had a short time left?

Realistically, I would make sure the people around me are well set for life, and then I would spend the last two months hiring the hottest and most expensive escorts you can imagine and banging the shit out of them. I would also do tons of meth and coke. Heroin and pot, no, because I don't enjoy them. I would also spend my last few Ks on bottles of Pétrus, Lafite-Rotschild and Romanée-Conti and drink them as if they were beer. Probably hire Michel Rebouchon to cook me the meals to go with the wine, too.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

sync pulse · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:36:05 AM »

This is assuming that you will be feeling well enough to do this stuff...I would think that something that is killing you in just two months would as likely as not leave you severely handicapped...I know because I watched a friend's wife decline and die from a brain tumor...the first hint of it was that one day she lost all ability to balance on two feet...I was the one to drive her to the emergency room where she was admitted and diagnosed...

DBX · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:37:07 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 10, 2012, 04:29:35 AM

Realistically, I would make sure the people around me are well set for life, and then I would spend the last two months hiring the hottest and most expensive escorts you can imagine and banging the shit out of them. I would also do tons of meth and coke. Heroin and pot, no, because I don't enjoy them. I would also spend my last few Ks on bottles of Pétrus, Lafite-Rotschild and Romanée-Conti and drink them as if they were beer. Probably hire Michel Rebouchon to cook me the meals to go with the wine, too.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

have you done meth and heroin

$:-\$

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:17:27 AM »

Quote from: DBX on January 10, 2012, 04:37:07 AM

have you done meth and heroin $:-\$

Of course.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

ChevChelios · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:29:48 AM »

I would fuck the living shit out of your mom.

HTH

thunderdome approved

Tito24 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:33:54 AM »

meet ron avidan

Dokey111 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:35:58 AM »

Quote from: booty on January 10, 2012, 04:27:52 AM

This is always a good question. I would travel around the world...fuck spending the last two months of your life in a hospital bed. I would go to Venice in Italy first...that's on the top of my list. I would eat every delicious food there is and drink red wine everynight with my dinner. Swiss chocolates would be my supper.

there are a hell of a lot nicer places in Italy than Venice, it is a shit hole.

el numero uno · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on January 10, 2012, 05:33:54 AM

meet ron avidan

Spot on

steamboatwillie · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:37:06 AM »

I would rob a bank. Not for the money, but more for the rush. Is load up a few guns with blanks and strap a fake bomb to my chest, then rush the place. If I pull it off my family is set...if not, oh well.

Papper · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:48:04 AM »

go to the gym and really enjoy every single rep and buy a glittery thong to be buried in

hrspwr · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:53:44 AM »

I just buried a friend who got hit with lung cancer, he died within 7 months of his diagnosis. With all the medicine and chemo he wasn`t up to partying and banging whores, honestly he spent most of his time surrounded by his family.
If you want to party and bang whores heres my advice - DO IT RIGHT NOW.

Quit fucking around and go out and live life, go to Venice, drink the fine wine, try the meth if thats what you want to do. Your time here is going to be surprisingly short.

booty · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:04:44 AM »

Quote from: hrspwr on January 10, 2012, 05:53:44 AM

I just buried a friend who got hit with lung cancer, he died within 7 months of his diagnosis. With all the medicine and chemo he wasn`t up to partying and banging whores, honestly he spent most of his time surrounded by his family.
If you want to party and bang whores heres my advice - DO IT RIGHT NOW.

Quit fucking around and go out and live life, go to Venice, drink the fine wine, try the meth if thats what you want to do. Your time here is going to be surprisingly short.

Good advice and I am sorry for your loss.

Dr.Ill · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:15:28 AM »

Quote from: hrspwr on January 10, 2012, 05:53:44 AM

I just buried a friend who got hit with lung cancer, he died within 7 months of his diagnosis. With all the medicine and chemo he wasn`t up to partying and banging whores, honestly he spent most of his time surrounded by his family.
If you want to party and bang whores heres my advice - DO IT RIGHT NOW.

Quit fucking around and go out and live life, go to Venice, drink the fine wine, try the meth if thats what you want to do. Your time here is going to be surprisingly short.

Great advice, we see it everyday here at our cancer center ... go live life as if tomorrow is not coming!

DBX · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:16:19 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 10, 2012, 05:17:27 AM

Of course.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

can you go into detail of your use , how many times , how old , why you did it , did you become a junkie , etc

Tito24 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:26:14 AM »

mass 04 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:29:53 AM »

Try to hold on long enough to see one last Mr Olympia webcast.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:34:33 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on January 10, 2012, 04:36:05 AM

This is assuming that you will be feeling well enough to do this stuff...I would think that something that is killing you in just two months would as likely as not leave you severely handicapped...I know because I watched a friend's wife decline and die from a brain tumor...the first hint of it was that one day she lost all ability to balance on two feet...I was the one to drive her to the emergency room where she was admitted and diagnosed...

Damn that's exactly the same thing that happened to my dad he was diagnossed in july 2008 and it was downhill till April 2009 (When he passed) from being the healthiest man ive known to the point I wanted him to just die!.... I couldnt even see him straight to his eyes without wanting to cry (i never did btw) plus he always acted like everything was fine, strong dude he was...I know is just a Hypothetical question but you don't wish that to your worst enemy.

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

dj181 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:35:54 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on January 10, 2012, 05:33:54 AM

meet ron avidan

lol

supernick · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2012, 07:47:16 AM »

spend all my money on the very tastyest foods. and eat them till I puke every night

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2012, 07:51:14 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 10, 2012, 04:29:35 AM

Realistically, I would make sure the people around me are well set for life, and then I would spend the last two months hiring the hottest and most expensive escorts you can imagine and banging the shit out of them. I would also do tons of meth and coke. Heroin and pot, no, because I don't enjoy them. I would also spend my last few Ks on bottles of Pétrus, Lafite-Rotschild and Romanée-Conti and drink them as if they were beer. Probably hire Michel Rebouchon to cook me the meals to go with the wine, too.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

You mean Joel Robuchon, right? And if I were you I'd pass on the Lafitte which is incredibly overrated nowadays and buy a few Ausone instead if you're into Bordeaux. Same for Romanée-Conti (very nice but I had a 2001 La Tache recently and though it's great, I'd go for Domaine d'Auvenay or a Chambertin or Musigny from Leroy- an ten years plus Musigny by Roumier woud be on my list also)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2012, 07:54:33 AM »

while I can't go into specifics, I will tell you that it would involve a midget, a kiddy pool filled with baby oil, a half a kilo of coke and the Judge Milan from the People's Court