Author Topic: Hulk vs Hercules!! Who do you got for the strongest one there is? (Read 5238 times)

indie-lad · « **on:** January 15, 2012, 05:17:35 AM »

Read this and come to your conclusions!

And I must say that Hercules maybe the closest thing to a Getbigger as a superhero!

Enjoy!!

http://hero-envy.blogspot.com/2012/01/hulk-vs-hercules.html

indie-lad · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2012, 09:32:36 AM »

A slugfest for the ages!!

Oly15 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2012, 09:35:25 AM »

Superman would wreck all of them.

indie-lad · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:09:07 PM »

Superman? As strong as he is, the Hulk is potentially stronger no doubt...

Hulk beating Supes in a fight? Now that one is a little tough to gauge...

bradistani · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:11:48 PM »

superman would snap the hulk in two

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:21:28 PM »

Quote from: indie-lad on January 15, 2012, 03:09:07 PM

Superman? As strong as he is, the Hulk is potentially stronger no doubt...

Hulk beating Supes in a fight? Now that one is a little tough to gauge...

no... superman has beat him 3 times......hulk has beat superman 0 times

G_Thang · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:23:27 PM »

so, superman can't beat juggernaut because his powers are magical, correct?

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:27:42 PM »

magic does bother superman but he always finds a way to overcome

Parker · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2012, 03:33:43 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on January 15, 2012, 03:23:27 PM

so, superman can't beat juggernaut because his powers are magical, correct?

Juggs is a superpowered thug with a Bully Complex---I believe even Wolvie has beaten him.

indie-lad · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:10:31 PM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on January 15, 2012, 03:33:43 PM

Juggs is a superpowered thug with a Bully Complex---I believe even Wolvie has beaten him.

Kinda sounds like Brock Lesnar.

Here's everything you ever wanted to know about Hulk vs Juggernaut!!

http://hero-envy.blogspot.com/2011/12/hulk-vs-juggernaut.html

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:35:02 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on January 15, 2012, 03:23:27 PM

so, superman can't beat juggernaut because his powers are magical, correct?

This is correct, Juggs is empowered by Cyttorak, and Supes have a certain weakness/disadvantage against Magic.

Natural Man · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:44:14 PM »

mass 04 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:52:08 PM »

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2012, 06:16:20 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 15, 2012, 05:52:08 PM

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.

Fucking funny shit!

indie-lad · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2012, 04:34:12 AM »

Funny thing is I bet this uberman reads a ton of comics...

OptimusPrime1980 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:33:12 AM »

you know who the true superhero is?
BATMAN!!
why?? the only superhero who is just a man like you and me... THAT takes courage!
no superpowers, no halfgod... just a man!
the rest are sissy's! it's real easy to be a hero when you have superpowers...

btw i know these are fictional caracters...

DK II · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:37:07 AM »

Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 16, 2012, 05:33:12 AM

you know who the true superhero is?
BATMAN!!
why?? the only superhero who is just a man like you and me... THAT takes courage!
no superpowers, no halfgod... just a man!
the rest are sissy's! it's real easy to be a hero when you have superpowers...

btw i know these are fictional caracters...

True, if you think about that for Superman flying around in super speed and rescuing people is not even as exhausting as a walk to the nearest supermarket for us, Superman has to be the laziest superhero ever.

The Hulk is a lame lazy skinny pussy to when he is Banner, only the radiation makes him special.

Tony Stark could basically put the Iron Man suit on auto-pilot and sleep in it or watch DVD, no hard work involved as well.

You make a very good point there, the super heroes are basically all lazy fucks relying on their powers, except Batman.

indie-lad · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:39:48 AM »

Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 16, 2012, 05:33:12 AM

you know who the true superhero is?
BATMAN!!
why?? the only superhero who is just a man like you and me... THAT takes courage!
no superpowers, no halfgod... just a man!
the rest are sissy's! it's real easy to be a hero when you have superpowers...

btw i know these are fictional caracters...

Maybe you should read this and see why Captain America proves to be better than Batman, Superman and Spider-man. This explains everything.

http://hero-envy.blogspot.com/2011/06/captain-america-greatest-superhero-ever.html

OptimusPrime1980 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:55:48 AM »

Quote from: indie-lad on January 16, 2012, 05:39:48 AM

Maybe you should read this and see why Captain America proves to be better than Batman, Superman and Spider-man. This explains everything.

http://hero-envy.blogspot.com/2011/06/captain-america-greatest-superhero-ever.html

i read the first couple of sentences.... until the words "american dream" lol....did not feel the need to read further...

captain america has superpowers.... so is a sissy....
and his suit is gay.... batman looks badass! and irl he is bruce wayne, a fucking multi miljonair!! can buy whatever he wants and not work a single day ever again, but chooses te be a hero...
irl he is an alpha and as a superhero an alpha....
batman > all the rest....
and again no superpowers.... a man like you and me....

DK II · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:58:14 AM »

Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 16, 2012, 05:55:48 AM

i read the first couple of sentences.... until the words "american dream" lol....did not feel the need to read further...
captain america has superpowers.... so is a sissy....
and his suit is gay.... batman looks badass! and irl he is bruce wayne, a fucking multi miljonair!! can buy whatever he wants and not work a single day ever again, but chooses te be a hero...
irl he is an alpha and as a superhero an alpha....
batman > all the rest....
and again no superpowers.... a man like you and me....

Spot on, and he can bench 600 lbs.

OptimusPrime1980 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2012, 06:02:30 AM »

Quote from: DK II on January 16, 2012, 05:58:14 AM

Spot on, and he can bench 600 lbs.

lol!! he is probably on ped's though.....

batman = all hgh....

DK II · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2012, 06:06:19 AM »

Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 16, 2012, 06:02:30 AM

lol!! he is probably on ped's though.....
batman = all hgh....

All Tren, Halotestin and HGH.

OptimusPrime1980 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2012, 06:11:56 AM »

Quote from: DK II on January 16, 2012, 06:06:19 AM

All Tren, Halotestin and HGH.

aaa yes i forgot halotestin.... he takes like 80 mg before he goes out in the night...
gets a dude pumped up... mentally wise... he is a badass! lol.. no fear.... agressive... lol... indeed halotestin written all over him.... good observation!!!

DK II · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2012, 06:18:22 AM »

Quote from: OptimusPrime1980 on January 16, 2012, 06:11:56 AM

aaa yes i forgot halotestin.... he takes like 80 mg before he goes out in the night...
gets a dude pumped up... mentally wise... he is a badass! lol.. no fear.... agressive... lol... indeed halotestin written all over him.... good observation!!!

When he comes home, Alfred has the insulin and HGH all loaded up, and a Vitargo/Whey-Shake.

Mitch · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2012, 06:18:45 AM »

from what i've heard, Onslaught is the shit