Author Topic: Where is old friend Jack Rhino (Read 3429 times)

Last Rep · « **on:** January 15, 2012, 04:05:46 PM »

Dude got a Pro card competed with PDI looked like shit.Talked the talk but never walked the walk.Bald Fool listened to way too many nutt hangers in his gym.Never ever looked good.

wes · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:11:36 PM »

He`s out collecting cans and bottles as of last report!!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:11:45 PM »

"......it was on the musty wrestling mats at the local Young Men's club gymnasium that I first laid eyes on this beasty, muscle specimen known as "Jack". He took me down with a force that drove from his Mastadonian hips. I tried with every inch of my spirit to break from the bottom of him but I gave in and submitted myself to his hulking sexuality "

wes · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:12:56 PM »

Spit coffee on my desk!

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:19:18 PM »

Not bad standing relaxed but waist too wide and just not the genetics for a top bodybuilder. Head way too big also. Big guy, would be a massive gym physique, different story onstage.

Last Rep · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:19:34 PM »

Ole Jackie boy talked himself up here more than Vince Goodrum and then went MIA on everyone.Guess he worked out he looked like a large pile of shit.

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:22:02 PM »

He believed his own hype!

QuakerOats · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:23:13 PM »

massive stomach, small arms and legs, zit covered back and fake tough guy attitude, guy was a puss.y.

Last Rep · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:23:48 PM »

He did have that nice pamela anderson barb wire tattoo that looked tough.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:24:22 PM »

Really? I don't recall Derrick Anthony running him out of here like a mouse!

QuakerOats · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 15, 2012, 04:24:22 PM

Really? I don't recall Derrick Anthony running him out of here like a mouse!

calm down your average bottom boy cum rat, dont let the sperm youre swallowing cloud your judgement, you suck penis, get over it.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:26:52 PM »

Quote from: wes on January 15, 2012, 04:12:56 PM

Spit coffee on my desk!

thanks
i just reused the story I had written for Zone Capone

Last Rep · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:36:50 PM »

Are still reading the board Jack and did you get a stiff cock reading a thread about you.How did that PDI workout for you did you do many Pro shows?

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:38:37 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2012, 04:26:52 PM

thanks
i just reused the story I had written for Zone Capone

I think Zone Capone is hanging with Jack London!!

Haven`t thought of Zone in a long time...............I sleep much better for lack of his posts!

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #14 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:39:42 PM »

Is Jack the guy who said he went to Harvard or MIT or something?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:42:19 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on January 15, 2012, 04:39:42 PM

Is Jack the guy who said he went to Harvard or MIT or something?

Harvard MBA, Wharton School of Business, worked for Donald Trump, made millions off the stock market only to not be able to afford the gear he needed to make it as a pro.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:44:45 PM »

Quote from: wes on January 15, 2012, 04:38:37 PM

I think Zone Capone is hanging with Jack London!!

Haven`t thought of Zone in a long time...............I sleep much better for lack of his posts!

did he give up the internet?

the guy was everywhere at that other forum and now he is nowhere to be found

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:46:08 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2012, 04:44:45 PM

did he give up the internet?

the guy was everywhere at that other forum and now he is nowhere to be found

Who knows......probably hanging in the ghettos of Stockholm wearing some Underarmour,with his torn up body,acting like a thug, while smoking a big ass ceegar!

Last Rep · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:56:17 PM »

Jack the Rhino London would still be here hiding somewhere amongst us reading the title of this thread and saying to all his make believe Million dollar friends "I still got it".

QuakerOats · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Last Rep on January 15, 2012, 04:56:17 PM

Jack the Rhino London would still be here hiding somewhere amongst us reading the title of this thread and saying to all his make believe Million dollar friends "I still got it".

he surely has his Harvard connections footing his 600 dollar a month GH bill so he can come back and show his "genetic capability" as a pro, hes just waiting to make his presense felt and when he does even Phil Heath will be shaking in his 500 dollar Jordans.

Last Rep · « **Reply #20 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:06:46 PM »

This Fat Bastard gave a whole new meaning to EGO.

BayGBM · « **Reply #21 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:13:51 PM »

While we are at it, what happened to Jim Vest?

mass 04 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:15:53 PM »

Jacks currently in the process of getting his MBA from DeVry and trying to get his arms to 16 inches and lowering his blood pressure to 200/160. He's busy training for the next PDI show and sends his best wishes.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #23 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:19:02 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 15, 2012, 05:15:53 PM

Jacks currently in the process of getting his MBA from DeVry and trying to get his arms to 16 inches and lowering his blood pressure to 200/160. He's busy training for the next PDI show and sends his best wishes.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #24 on:** January 15, 2012, 05:19:39 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 15, 2012, 04:11:45 PM

"......it was on the musty wrestling mats at the local Young Men's club gymnasium that I first laid eyes on this beasty, muscle specimen known as "Jack". He took me down with a force that drove from his Mastadonian hips. I tried with every inch of my spirit to break from the bottom of him but I gave in and submitted myself to his hulking sexuality "

Now THIS is funny, Johnny ! Hahahahaha !