What's your favorite "tough guy in the gym" story?

[OneMoreRep]

About 3 years ago, training at my local rec center, doing squats, i see a guy standing like 5 ft behind me, just standing there watching me, and as soon as i got done with my set, racked the weight and turned around, he noticed i saw him staring at me, and started doing Windmill kicks and karate moves out of nowhere...........hahaha ha. very amusing.

Was he tough looking like Tong Po?



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[OneMoreRep]

So you used your gay powers for evil? not cool man.  I'm telling bay.  

Well, not really..

I didn't even pretend to try and intimidate him, as this guy was covered in tattoos and clearly was no stranger to steroids.  He could have even been a great fighter, so I wasn't trying to get him to hurt me.

I just wanted him to feel for me what I began to feel for him.

We gay guys always get slack from strangers, even while being kind and respectful.  It's as if there is a sign on my forehead that says, "Come over and pick on me".

BayGBM would have out-sophisticated that guy or possibly even slapped the shit out of him.  Have you seen Bay? That boy is huge and I don't mean his muscles.

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[Fortress]

I've gotten very close to several fights in various gyms over the years.

[wes]

About 3 years ago, training at my local rec center, doing squats, i see a guy standing like 5 ft behind me, just standing there watching me, and as soon as i got done with my set, racked the weight and turned around, he noticed i saw him staring at me, and started doing Windmill kicks and karate moves out of nowhere...........hahaha ha. very amusing.

I would have had to just burst out laughing in his face..........what a fucking idiot.

I`ve seen these karate and shadow boxing fucks off and on for years.....always laugh at them just because ! 

[dr.chimps]

I`ve had to visciously headbutt many an asshole in several gyms in my day.

The Human Centipede Solution. Difficulty: X-Rated

[Dr Dutch]

I've gotten very close to several fights in various gyms over the years.

Why and why only very close ?

[Hulkotron]

Might you have a handy diagram to visualize what exactly that guy is doing?

"1"

He does leg raises like you would normally do on a bench but holds onto the bar.

[wes]

The Human Centipede Solution. Difficulty: X-Rated

Not their asshole,AN asshole !

You know what I meant dammit!! 

[dr.chimps]

Not their asshole,AN asshole !

You know what I meant dammit!!  

I work with what I've been given.    

[JAM]

I would have had to just burst out laughing in his face..........what a fucking idiot.

I`ve seen these karate and shadow boxing fucks off and on for years.....always laugh at them just because ! 

Yeah there was some goon twirling a martial arts looking stick thing around at my gym when he would walk the track.  I couldn't help but laugh cause it looked really goofy especially the more "intense" the training got.  heh heh

Plus I always wondered uhh what if the stick slips and hits someone? Or shoots out his hand and busts something?

Fun times... fun times... 

[Grape Ape]

One time I was in the middle of a killer circuit routine when this prissy Equinox-fag-type in a tight purple tank top came up to me and asked me his high pitched lisp if he could "work in".  I looked down and saw he had about a four inch hard on, so I fucking spat on one of the benches I was using and told him to go fuck a grapefruit as I walked over to the squat rack.  Little bitch probably enjoyed it.

[dj181]

Well, not really..

I didn't even pretend to try and intimidate him, as this guy was covered in tattoos and clearly was no stranger to steroids.  He could have even been a great fighter, so I wasn't trying to get him to hurt me.

I just wanted him to feel for me what I began to feel for him.

We gay guys always get slack from strangers, even while being kind and respectful.  It's as if there is a sign on my forehead that says, "Come over and pick on me".

BayGBM would have out-sophisticated that guy or possibly even slapped the shit out of him.  Have you seen Bay? That boy is huge and I don't mean his muscles.

"1"

I never really understood why straight guys had a problem with gay guys. If you think about it, it's pretty good news when another fella is gay, coz it increases one's chances of hooking-up with a sexy girl since the gay guy wouldn't be trying to pick up on her.

[chris-a]

Yesterday, I visited a local gym in the midtown area with a friend (Yes, another gay man).  It was chest day, so I felt a little uneasy about not going to Equinox to take care of business in familiar surroundings, but I figured, What the heck lets try something different (You know, variety is the spice of life).

Anyhow, we get there and I start looking around at the various men and then decided to just find a single bench to do dumbbell presses on (both incline & flat presses).  This gym had about 5-6 single benches that you could use for DB exercises, all of which were taken.  

I suddenly noticed that one particular guy (very attractive, rugged big guy with tattoos) in the far corner of the free weight area actually had taken two (2) benches all for himself.  He was doing dumbbell flyes on one bench and then quickly jumping onto the other bench to do skull crushers.  In between jumping from bench to bench, he would place a towel on the unoccupied bench and proceed to change between exercises (I know, very clever).

So, I walk over and ask him if he could possibly spare a bench for me to use.  He looked at me from top to bottom and said, "No, I'm using them both for circuit training".  

I couldn't accept this, so I told him that it's pretty selfish of him to do so and that I could simply use the empty bench as he is alternating with the other exercise, that way he wouldn't skip a beat.  I even offered to readjust the bench to the 45 degree angle he was using it at for flyes.  This time, he walked up closer and said to me, "Listen you greasy homo, you either let me finish my workout or I'm going to adjust your neck to a 45 degree angle".

Some of you might have instantly felt rage, anger and possibly a desire to inflict physical harm to this jerk, I instead had the opposite reaction.  Immediately, I felt turned on by this ogre of a man threatening to hurt me.  All of a sudden, I pictured the two of us in bed grappling with each other as he attempted to take hold of my neck and I, in turn, attempted to penetrate his rectum.

Lo and behold, I developed a vicious hard on.  For those of you who know my style, I typically wear a nice, tight, pink or purple tank top with a pair of shorts that always fall about 4 inches above the knee on the upper quad area.  With this little getup, there was no way of hiding my obvious feelings that began to pitch quite the tent in my shorts.

He looked at me and yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have a fucking problem?!?"

I replied, "I do, I have a very, very big problem as you can see below tough guy, now why don't you come over and help me take care of that problem, because hunny I'm about to burst.."

At that point, he took both his towels off the benches, yelled "fuck you" to my face and than spat on one of the benches as he began to slowly walk away.  Immediately, I called out to him as I walked over to that same bench covered in saliva, rubbed my hand on the wet spot and then quickly rubbed it against my hard on and said, "Thank you for servicing me, tough guy".

For the rest of that evening, he was no where to be seen..
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hahaha!

[SilverSpoon]

When I worked at a high end gym, a member there (with whom I went to graduate school) was convinced I was hooking up with his girl.
Honestly, his girlfriend was waaaay too attractive for him, but he was a very rich kid (brand new Range Rover without ever having to work), so I assumed she was with him for the money.
I had talked to her a few times at school, and spotted her in the gym, but I never hit on her, and was oblivious if she ever gave me any sign that she was available.
I got to know the dude a little bit, and to be quite honest, he had some very effeminate mannerisms, and I assumed his whole relationship was a facade.
Well, one day, I am getting out of the shower at the gym, and dude is in the locker room waiting for me.  I had no idea he was in there, and he approaches me while I'm drying off, and confronts me about whether I am screwing his girl.
I laughed at him, told him that I wasn't, and said:  "If I were with your girl, was it your plan to fight me while I was getting out of the shower?"

I think my question caused the same reaction that OMR had.

Then there was the multimillionare that we caught spreading his shit all over the bathroom stalls.  But that is another story.

[HTexan]

Well, not really..

I didn't even pretend to try and intimidate him, as this guy was covered in tattoos and clearly was no stranger to steroids.  He could have even been a great fighter, so I wasn't trying to get him to hurt me.

I just wanted him to feel for me what I began to feel for him.

We gay guys always get slack from strangers, even while being kind and respectful.  It's as if there is a sign on my forehead that says, "Come over and pick on me".

BayGBM would have out-sophisticated that guy or possibly even slapped the shit out of him.  Have you seen Bay? That boy is huge and I don't mean his muscles.

"1"

I have a few gay friends and co workers. Some of them you wouldn't know were gay unless they told you.
I guess its how you act and what you wear. But hey do you. no one should judge you. But sadly it is not a perfect world.

[QuakerOats]

I would have had to just burst out laughing in his face..........what a fucking idiot.

I`ve seen these karate and shadow boxing fucks off and on for years.....always laugh at them just because ! 

theres been a guy coming in recently about 160 pounds at 5'11', he'll do a set of jump squats with 135 for 8 and then walk 15 feet away from the gym mirror and do his "MMA approach" to the mirror, throwing punches, kicks, ducking imaginary punches, etc. along with the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! sounds.

[BigCyp]

I like the guy in my gym who loads up 225 on the bench then holds on to the bar and does leg raises.

Don't just gawk next time stud! Come on over and introduce your twinky self 

[Last Rep]

One time in the gym where I train this real hard fuckin BB who is the real tough deal was walking past a guy who stood in front of him and flaired his lats and stood over the tough guy.He would have been about 6'4" and 260lb I thought Fuck it's on.
The tough guy says "you need a whole lot more steroids if you are going to stand in front of me"The gym rat says ,you can't say that I am using steriods in which the tough guy BB replies Get the Fuck out of my way or I will bite your fucking nose off.Funniest thing I have seen Gym Rat ran like a girl all 6'4" of him lol.

[QuakerOats]

One time in the gym where I train this real hard fuckin BB who is the real tough deal was walking past a guy who stood in front of him and flaired his lats and stood over the tough guy.He would have been about 6'4" and 260lb I thought Fuck it's on.
The tough guy says "you need a whole lot more steroids if you are going to stand in front of me"The gym rat says ,you can say that I am using steriods in which the tough guy BB replies Get the Fuck out of my way or I will bite your fucking nose off.Funniest thing I have seen Gym Rat ran like a girl all 6'4" of him lol.

lol, yes!!!!!!!! one tough guy ran from another tough guy!!!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man im just terying to get my composure from such an incredible story!!!>

[wes]

LOL 

[makaveli25]

theres been a guy coming in recently about 160 pounds at 5'11', he'll do a set of jump squats with 135 for 8 and then walk 15 feet away from the gym mirror and do his "MMA approach" to the mirror, throwing punches, kicks, ducking imaginary punches, etc. along with the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! sounds.

Haha the legendary sssssss sounds you must of been terrified. Glad you made it out there in one piece.  The isssshhhhhh sound really gives me panick attacks.

[QuakerOats]

Haha the legendary sssssss sounds you must of been terrified. Glad you made it out there in one piece.  The isssshhhhhh sound really gives me panick attacks.

ive been terrified, hes a master at the thousand yard stare as well and also wears the dreaded hoodie to cover his massive 13 and a half inch pipes and 39 inch chest, THIS......GUY.........IS ........FOR.........REAL !!!.

[qbkilla]

my fav story this gym i used to go to,,,there is a guy who happens to be a mod on another board,,,he is 5'6 and looks like shit,,,like he never touched a weight,,,i dont know if its genetics worst in the world or what,,,but he is small as shit and juiced to the gills,,,he has the roided out look but without the muscles,,,no fullness,,,not very cut,,,nothing,,,guy is a dick,,,always talks shit about other people in the gym,,,he lifts heavy as shit,,,strong little guy much stronger than me despite im twice his size,,,,horrible form,,,jerks the weight around,,,thinks him and his buddy he trains with are so tough,,,his buddy equally looks like shit,,looks pregnant,,,fat as fuck,,,big belly,,,,not very muscular,,,just like a wannabe power lifter,,,they lift heavy as shit and take an hour rest between sets and talk during their workout,,,ive heard them talking shit about me saying i lift like a pussy because i use lighter weight and proper form,,,,the guy literally looks like shit,,it would be one thing if he looked decent,,,but literally the smallest guy in the gym and i know hes juiced to the max,,,its gotta be bad genetics,,hes a personal trainer and has his clients train the way he does,,,he will ahve a 120lb indian kid squatting 300lbs 1/4 of an inch with no form,,,lol,,never see any of the serious bodybuilders in the gym use him for training but he think he some sort of guru,,fuck look at him he obviousley knows nothing lol

[makaveli25]

my fav story this gym i used to go to,,,there is a guy who happens to be a mod on another board,,,he is 5'6 and looks like shit,,,like he never touched a weight,,,i dont know if its genetics worst in the world or what,,,but he is small as shit and juiced to the gills,,,he has the roided out look but without the muscles,,,no fullness,,,not very cut,,,nothing,,,guy is a dick,,,always talks shit about other people in the gym,,,he lifts heavy as shit,,,strong little guy much stronger than me despite im twice his size,,,,horrible form,,,jerks the weight around,,,thinks him and his buddy he trains with are so tough,,,his buddy equally looks like shit,,looks pregnant,,,fat as fuck,,,big belly,,,,not very muscular,,,just like a wannabe power lifter,,,they lift heavy as shit and take an hour rest between sets and talk during their workout,,,ive heard them talking shit about me saying i lift like a pussy because i use lighter weight and proper form,,,,the guy literally looks like shit,,it would be one thing if he looked decent,,,but literally the smallest guy in the gym and i know hes juiced to the max,,,its gotta be bad genetics,,hes a personal trainer and has his clients train the way he does,,,he will ahve a 120lb indian kid squatting 300lbs 1/4 of an inch with no form,,,lol,,never see any of the serious bodybuilders in the gym use him for training but he think he some sort of guru,,fuck look at him he obviousley knows nothing lol

Sounds like big chef lol

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theres been a guy coming in recently about 160 pounds at 5'11', he'll do a set of jump squats with 135 for 8 and then walk 15 feet away from the gym mirror and do his "MMA approach" to the mirror, throwing punches, kicks, ducking imaginary punches, etc. along with the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! sounds.

I didn't know Jamiex4200 worked out at your gym