What's your favorite "tough guy in the gym" story?

[OneMoreRep]

I didn't know Jamiex4200 worked out at your gym

Hey stud, where have you been?

"1"

[chaos]

Your moms house.

[OneMoreRep]

Your moms house.

She's buried 6 feet under.  SS must be walking around covered in dirt and maggots...

"1"

[BIG DUB]

I love reading reviews of health clubs before I check them out. This one had me in tears..


"This review is solely based on my experiences with one staff member.  The gym itself is great. Everyone else is great, actually. All but one. I don't know her name, but I can describe her pretty well.

Female. Young, about 18 or 19, maybe 20. Caucasian. Stands about 5'3'', 120-125lbs. Sometimes wears a big black ring. Short, black hair. Never smiles.

This chick is PMS'in every time I see her. She never greets anyone. She moves SO slow. I was standing right in front of her with my hand extended, card in hand, and there she stood texting away not even trying to hide her phone.

OH! This one time, I bought bottled water, handed her my cash, and she literally dumped my change on the counter despite the fact that I already had my palm up. Not to mention 50 cents fell on the floor and I looked at her like "Bitch--you DO see my hand in front of your face, right? I can slap you with it if you'd like?" She didn't even say sorry or excuse me, not even oops! I swear I wanted to drop kick her, elbow her in the stomach, karate chop her in the neck, and then slowly choke her out.

BUT...I only had an hour to work out. And really, the most I would actually do is verbally abuse her to the point of making her bathe in her own sorry tears. Which reminds me...its workout time, baby"

[HTexan]

She's buried 6 feet under.  SS must be walking around covered in dirt and maggots...

"1"

Damn. He is one sick bastard to have sex with dead people.

[chaos]

She's buried 6 feet under.  SS must be walking around covered in dirt and maggots...

"1"

I just said he's been at her house.....some kind of imagination you have there.

[OneMoreRep]

I just said he's been at her house.....some kind of imagination you have there.

Well, that's where she resides...

"1"

[chaos]

Well, that's where she resides...

"1"

WTF did you bury her in the backyard?

[Soul Crusher]

  Remember a Guido from the early 90's talking shit in the gym about hoe strong he was.   dude got under 135 on the bench and lost his front teeth.   


LMAFO!!! 

[Hulkotron]

ive been terrified, hes a master at the thousand yard stare as well and also wears the dreaded hoodie to cover his massive 13 and a half inch pipes and 39 inch chest, THIS......GUY.........IS ........FOR.........REAL !!!.

haha

[Stavios]

Yesterday, I visited a local gym in the midtown area with a friend (Yes, another gay man).  It was chest day, so I felt a little uneasy about not going to Equinox to take care of business in familiar surroundings, but I figured, What the heck lets try something different (You know, variety is the spice of life).

Anyhow, we get there and I start looking around at the various men and then decided to just find a single bench to do dumbbell presses on (both incline & flat presses).  This gym had about 5-6 single benches that you could use for DB exercises, all of which were taken.  

I suddenly noticed that one particular guy (very attractive, rugged big guy with tattoos) in the far corner of the free weight area actually had taken two (2) benches all for himself.  He was doing dumbbell flyes on one bench and then quickly jumping onto the other bench to do skull crushers.  In between jumping from bench to bench, he would place a towel on the unoccupied bench and proceed to change between exercises (I know, very clever).

So, I walk over and ask him if he could possibly spare a bench for me to use.  He looked at me from top to bottom and said, "No, I'm using them both for circuit training".  

I couldn't accept this, so I told him that it's pretty selfish of him to do so and that I could simply use the empty bench as he is alternating with the other exercise, that way he wouldn't skip a beat.  I even offered to readjust the bench to the 45 degree angle he was using it at for flyes.  This time, he walked up closer and said to me, "Listen you greasy homo, you either let me finish my workout or I'm going to adjust your neck to a 45 degree angle".

Some of you might have instantly felt rage, anger and possibly a desire to inflict physical harm to this jerk, I instead had the opposite reaction.  Immediately, I felt turned on by this ogre of a man threatening to hurt me.  All of a sudden, I pictured the two of us in bed grappling with each other as he attempted to take hold of my neck and I, in turn, attempted to penetrate his rectum.

Lo and behold, I developed a vicious hard on.  For those of you who know my style, I typically wear a nice, tight, pink or purple tank top with a pair of shorts that always fall about 4 inches above the knee on the upper quad area.  With this little getup, there was no way of hiding my obvious feelings that began to pitch quite the tent in my shorts.

He looked at me and yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have a fucking problem?!?"

I replied, "I do, I have a very, very big problem as you can see below tough guy, now why don't you come over and help me take care of that problem, because hunny I'm about to burst.."

At that point, he took both his towels off the benches, yelled "fuck you" to my face and than spat on one of the benches as he began to slowly walk away.  Immediately, I called out to him as I walked over to that same bench covered in saliva, rubbed my hand on the wet spot and then quickly rubbed it against my hard on and said, "Thank you for servicing me, tough guy".

For the rest of that evening, he was no where to be seen..
"1"  

so your gayness ran him off

good job

[OneMoreRep]

WTF did you bury her in the backyard?

No, what type of ruthless, deranged lunatic do you take me for?!?

Instead, I buried that dirty cunt in my neighbor's backyard.  Told him she would make for good fertilizer, saved myself well over 10K in funeral costs.

"1"

[Max B]

No, what type of ruthless, deranged lunatic do you take me for?!?

Instead, I buried that dirty cunt in my neighbor's backyard.  Told him she would make for good fertilizer, saved myself well over 10K in funeral costs.

"1"

jesus bro, you're like the fuckin epitome of a homo.. your fuckin picture should pop up whenever someone says fag

[BIG ACH]

I dunno if I just read a "tough guy in the gym" story or a page out of some gay erotic novel!  Either way, I think you handled that very awesomely!!!! lol   


I trained for a few days over at Golds Gym off of Times Square (by the David Letterman studio), and it was straight up boys town in there... I've never seen so many gay guys in one confined space...  and those guys no inhibitions either!  One guy started talking with me and telling me how big I look and how I look like I must work out all the time etc etc.... I think eventually he got the idea that I wasn't gay and we actually ended up having a really great conversation about where to go for some really good food in the city, and what bars to check out, etc.    Not a bad night with the gays in the end (No Homo)!

[OneMoreRep]

I dunno if I just read a "tough guy in the gym" story or a page out of some gay erotic novel!  Either way, I think you handled that very awesomely!!!! lol   


I trained for a few days over at Golds Gym off of Times Square (by the David Letterman studio), and it was straight up boys town in there... I've never seen so many gay guys in one confined space...  and those guys no inhibitions either!  One guy started talking with me and telling me how big I look and how I look like I must work out all the time etc etc.... I think eventually he got the idea that I wasn't gay and we actually ended up having a really great conversation about where to go for some really good food in the city, and what bars to check out, etc.    Not a bad night with the gays in the end (No Homo)!

Egyptian guys have more than just big noses.... if you know what I mean 

"1"

[HTexan]

I dunno if I just read a "tough guy in the gym" story or a page out of some gay erotic novel!  Either way, I think you handled that very awesomely!!!! lol   


I trained for a few days over at Golds Gym off of Times Square (by the David Letterman studio), and it was straight up boys town in there... I've never seen so many gay guys in one confined space...  and those guys no inhibitions either!  One guy started talking with me and telling me how big I look and how I look like I must work out all the time etc etc.... I think eventually he got the idea that I wasn't gay and we actually ended up having a really great conversation about where to go for some really good food in the city, and what bars to check out, etc.    Not a bad night with the gays in the end (No Homo)!

Guess you never been to Austin.

[chaos]

Guess you never been to Austin.

Only two things in Texas......and I don't see no horns on that boy.

[HTexan]

Only two things in Texas......and I don't see no horns on that boy.

Stfu cankles 

[chaos]

Stfu cankles 

You must not have horns....

[HTexan]

You must not have horns....

Lol i walked in to that one. fuck you. 

[BIG ACH]

Guess you never been to Austin.

Would have never thought that about the lone star state!

[QuakerOats]

"only two things come from texas"

[JBGRAY]

I was doing my 225 pound bench presses for reps when a couple of roly poly fat guys took the bench next to mine and loaded it up to 335 pounds total.  With a lot of huffing and puffing one of them proceeds to do a total of one rep...with his partner "spotting" him...if you call spotting somewhat struggling to help his buddy put the weight back up on the rack. All this, of course, with an ass up extreme arched back.  He promptly gets up, looks at me, rolls his shoulders mightily, gives a big breath of great excertion, and stalks off.  I was like, wtf?

[OneMoreRep]

I was doing my 225 pound bench presses for reps when a couple of roly poly fat guys took the bench next to mine and loaded it up to 335 pounds total.  With a lot of huffing and puffing one of them proceeds to do a total of one rep...with his partner "spotting" him...if you call spotting somewhat struggling to help his buddy put the weight back up on the rack. All this, of course, with an ass up extreme arched back.  He promptly gets up, looks at me, rolls his shoulders mightily, gives a big breath of great excertion, and stalks off.  I was like, wtf?

Did he happen to leave the extra weight on the bar as well??

"1"

[JBGRAY]

Did he happen to leave the extra weight on the bar as well??

"1"

Its a given.  The fucker didn't even rerack the weights.  'course they always do that in my gym, its a rather ghetto 24 Hour fitness, weights are all over the damn floor at all times.