What's your favorite "tough guy in the gym" story?

[chaos]

Lol i walked in to that one. fuck you. 

[wes]

I once saw this nitwit try leg presses with 11 plates per side,looked like he never lifted a day in his life,and he proved it when we dragged him out of the seat.

His fucking legs were wrapped around his ears.........then he looks all pissy at us for pulling him out like he could have done 20 reps or some shit when he got zero reps.

Lots of idiots and billy badasses in the gyms these days.

[chaos]

I once saw this nitwit try leg presses with 11 plates per side,looked like he never lifted a day in his life,and he proved it when we dragged him out of the seat.

His fucking legs were wrapped around his ears.........then he looks all pissy at us for pulling him out like he could have done 20 reps or some shit when he got zero reps.

Lots of idiots and billy badasses in the gyms these days.

Wasn't there but the story I hear from some of the old timers in my new gym was about some stud, supposedly a huge dude, lifted tons of weights all the time...loaded up the leg press full and stacked plates on top, started doing presses and the lady heard a *pop* and screaming....she said it blew his bone right out the side of his leg.....LOL. wish I could have seen that.

[Army of One]

Wasn't there but the story I hear from some of the old timers in my new gym was about some stud, supposedly a huge dude, lifted tons of weights all the time...loaded up the leg press full and stacked plates on top, started doing presses and the lady heard a *pop* and screaming....she said it blew his bone right out the side of his leg.....LOL. wish I could have seen that.

If one of your cankles was to erupt like that, it would be like 9-11 all over again 

[wes]

Wasn't there but the story I hear from some of the old timers in my new gym was about some stud, supposedly a huge dude, lifted tons of weights all the time...loaded up the leg press full and stacked plates on top, started doing presses and the lady heard a *pop* and screaming....she said it blew his bone right out the side of his leg.....LOL. wish I could have seen that.

The kid I was talking about actually had a friend who did the 11 plates,that`s why the idiot thought he could also.

On a sidenote,Mr. America Jeff King had the sled fall down on his shins thinking it was locked into place,but miraculously enough,he barely got hurt.........he was lucky.

[OneMoreRep]

If one of your cankles was to erupt like that, it would be like 9-11 all over again 

Ouch...

"1"

[chaos]

If one of your cankles was to erupt like that, it would be like 9-11 all over again 

I'm built for shit like that.....you on the other hand, with your effeminate wrists and bird like ankles couldn't unrack such a weight.

[Hulkotron]

Haha, the "guy who walks into the gym and immediately first-thing-in-the-door loads up the bench with his 1RM" is a classic gym character.

[A Professional]

This group of black guys would always come in to the gym wearing wife beaters, speaking very loudly and just generally being obnoxious. There were four of them. One was a skinny guy in a wife beater and dirty blue jeans, there was also a fat guy with a short Afro that always wore a navy blue track suit. The third guy was average build and the fourth guy was actually built. The built guy always wore baggy camouflage jeans and would shout orders like, "where my soldier niggas at?? I can't hear y'all muthafuccas where my soldier niggas??!' as they struggled with 225 on the bar.

This guy said,"if you guys don't quiet down I'm reporting you to management'. And the 'leader' said what the fuck this guy say?" and the guy repeats, 'I'm reporting you to management'. So the leader says,"muthafucca I'm your fuckig commander and chief" and throws a 10 pound plate across the room hitting the skinny guy in the head. Then they all run out of the gym. The police caught them down the road within an hour.

[pillowtalk]

I suddenly noticed that one particular guy (very attractive, rugged big guy with tattoos) in the far corner of the free weight area actually had taken two (2) benches all for himself.  He was doing dumbbell flyes on one bench and then quickly jumping onto the other bench to do skull crushers.  In between jumping from bench to bench, he would place a towel on the unoccupied bench and proceed to change between exercises (I know, very clever).

So, I walk over and ask him if he could possibly spare a bench for me to use.  He looked at me from top to bottom and said, "No, I'm using them both for circuit training".  


Some of you might have instantly felt rage, anger and possibly a desire to inflict physical harm to this jerk, I instead had the opposite reaction.  Immediately, I felt turned on by this ogre of a man threatening to hurt me.  All of a sudden, I pictured the two of us in bed grappling with each other as he attempted to take hold of my neck and I, in turn, attempted to penetrate his rectum.

Lo and behold, I developed a vicious hard on.  For those of you who know my style, I typically wear a nice, tight, pink or purple tank top with a pair of shorts that always fall about 4 inches above the knee on the upper quad area.  With this little getup, there was no way of hiding my obvious feelings that began to pitch quite the tent in my shorts.

He looked at me and yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have a fucking problem?!?"

I replied, "I do, I have a very, very big problem as you can see below tough guy, now why don't you come over and help me take care of that problem, because hunny I'm about to burst.."

At that point, he took both his towels off the benches, yelled "fuck you" to my face and than spat on one of the benches as he began to slowly walk away.  Immediately, I called out to him as I walked over to that same bench covered in saliva, rubbed my hand on the wet spot and then quickly rubbed it against my hard on and said, "Thank you for servicing me, tough guy".

For the rest of that evening, he was no where to be seen..
"1"  

So, hang on a minute, are you insinuating that you are "gay" then 

PT

[DBX]

So, hang on a minute, are you insinuating that you are "gay" then 

PT

are you insinuating that you're and idiot 

[pillowtalk]

are you insinuating that you're and idiot 

Are you insinuating that you're laking in an understanding of "IRONY" 

PT

[DBX]

Are you insinuating that you're laking in an understanding of "IRONY" 

PT

nice cover up 

[pillowtalk]

nice cover up  

Yeah, I have been here for over x5 years, & I had zero idea that "1" was gay  
GetBIG, humor, is clearly lost on the sub-intelligent.

PT

[Spidey]

I can't even begin to tell you how many shit like this i've seen at my macho training gym.
One of the funniest was with a friend who tought he could leg press more than any of us because "i play soccer so obviously my legs are stronger than yours who dont". i can't exactly remember how much weight or plates were being used, this was a few years ago, but i remember he put 4 extra 20kg (45lbs i think) plates on the incline leg press and started to lower the weight really slowly. The funny thing was looking at his face when he realized he couldn't push the weight back up as it continued to come lower and lower. It looked like a film in slow motion ahahahahahahah. me and some other guy had to help him push the weight back up. When he finished he went to the locker room and said he got  a phone call and had to rush home!
I can still clearly remember the face he made when his knees were almost touching his cheek bones.
ahahahahahahahahaahahh

[dj181]

This group of black guys would always come in to the gym wearing wife beaters, speaking very loudly and just generally being obnoxious. There were four of them. One was a skinny guy in a wife beater and dirty blue jeans, there was also a fat guy with a short Afro that always wore a navy blue track suit. The third guy was average build and the fourth guy was actually built. The built guy always wore baggy camouflage jeans and would shout orders like, "where my soldier niggas at?? I can't hear y'all muthafuccas where my soldier niggas??!' as they struggled with 225 on the bar.

This guy said,"if you guys don't quiet down I'm reporting you to management'. And the 'leader' said what the fuck this guy say?" and the guy repeats, 'I'm reporting you to management'. So the leader says,"muthafucca I'm your fuckig commander and chief" and throws a 10 pound plate across the room hitting the skinny guy in the head. Then they all run out of the gym. The police caught them down the road within an hour.

So did these black dudes try and mack up on the sexy white chicks?

[Dr Dutch]

This fat lady walked into the shoe store just when I was planning to leave. She sat down on.....

oh wait, this is from Al Bundy..

[el numero uno]

Yesterday, I visited a local gym in the midtown area with a friend (Yes, another gay man).  It was chest day, so I felt a little uneasy about not going to Equinox to take care of business in familiar surroundings, but I figured, What the heck lets try something different (You know, variety is the spice of life).

Anyhow, we get there and I start looking around at the various men and then decided to just find a single bench to do dumbbell presses on (both incline & flat presses).  This gym had about 5-6 single benches that you could use for DB exercises, all of which were taken.  

I suddenly noticed that one particular guy (very attractive, rugged big guy with tattoos) in the far corner of the free weight area actually had taken two (2) benches all for himself.  He was doing dumbbell flyes on one bench and then quickly jumping onto the other bench to do skull crushers.  In between jumping from bench to bench, he would place a towel on the unoccupied bench and proceed to change between exercises (I know, very clever).

So, I walk over and ask him if he could possibly spare a bench for me to use.  He looked at me from top to bottom and said, "No, I'm using them both for circuit training".  

I couldn't accept this, so I told him that it's pretty selfish of him to do so and that I could simply use the empty bench as he is alternating with the other exercise, that way he wouldn't skip a beat.  I even offered to readjust the bench to the 45 degree angle he was using it at for flyes.  This time, he walked up closer and said to me, "Listen you greasy homo, you either let me finish my workout or I'm going to adjust your neck to a 45 degree angle".

Some of you might have instantly felt rage, anger and possibly a desire to inflict physical harm to this jerk, I instead had the opposite reaction.  Immediately, I felt turned on by this ogre of a man threatening to hurt me.  All of a sudden, I pictured the two of us in bed grappling with each other as he attempted to take hold of my neck and I, in turn, attempted to penetrate his rectum.

Lo and behold, I developed a vicious hard on.  For those of you who know my style, I typically wear a nice, tight, pink or purple tank top with a pair of shorts that always fall about 4 inches above the knee on the upper quad area.  With this little getup, there was no way of hiding my obvious feelings that began to pitch quite the tent in my shorts.

He looked at me and yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have a fucking problem?!?"

I replied, "I do, I have a very, very big problem as you can see below tough guy, now why don't you come over and help me take care of that problem, because hunny I'm about to burst.."

At that point, he took both his towels off the benches, yelled "fuck you" to my face and than spat on one of the benches as he began to slowly walk away.  Immediately, I called out to him as I walked over to that same bench covered in saliva, rubbed my hand on the wet spot and then quickly rubbed it against my hard on and said, "Thank you for servicing me, tough guy".

For the rest of that evening, he was no where to be seen..
"1"  

Hahahahaha LMAO that's gold!

[Irongrip400]

Dont really pay attention to whos in the gym, very distracting. Dont really care if theres a 6'5 strongman/powerlifting " Mariuz Pudiannowski " looking dude, purposely grunting real loud so everyone looks at him, trying to be the biggest, baddest dude in the gym. Seen one, seen em all. Its also funny seeing dudes literally walk into the gym, walk over by the weight/dumbell rack area and start doing karate moves out of nowhere.

Dude, no shit!  These guys must be in every gym.  It's crazy the different archeotypes of gym goer.  They rarely change from region to region.  240 should do a montage about this.

[A Professional]

So did these black dudes try and mack up on the sexy white chicks?

Yes, they always got eye rolls from the staff and these deluded morons would whisper, 'she was in to me dawg'. Of course the women were not interested in the least.

I wasn't in the gym the day the guy got smashed by the weight, one of my training partners told me about it.

[Nails]

there was this big greasy latino at the gym about 5'10 -5'11, obviously on AAS, would come in every day with his Girlfriend/wife from Peru nice body (girl had eyes for everyone). He would Bring 2 Big hockey type gym bags inside the weight room and take up half the floor with them, and then the dick would have his GF carry them for him while he moved from machine to machine.

He would always Be that YELLING guy in they gym, HUGE gasps of air, and grunts as he mustered up 285 or 315 for a forced 3 or 4 reps

He also went ahead and Got an elbow to shoulder size tattoo of a bodybuilder in trunks doing a front double bicep pose and a trophy in his hands (never got close enough to see, but it think the face on the tattoo resembled him)
Anyways, So one day i was doing calf raises on the seated machine, i only load one 45lb maybe 2... after i got off, dude threw on 7 plates on dead cold calfs.... after about a couple reps i hear the biggest

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

echo in the gym.... 10min later a couple gym goes help carry him back to his car, dude was back 2 days later in full leg cast and crutches talking about he tore a calf muscle  and was there to do some abs 

[Nails]

This same Latino SelfGlossing Tattoo Trophy winner proceeded to try and show my 405lb 10rep squat with his 10 plate per side squat leverage machine (may seem like a lot, but i have seen girls do 6 or so plates each side for reps)


So after doing a few reps on the machine facing towards the weight (the easy way of using that machine) he goes branch warren and starts sliding plate after plate after plate off and on one side, he got down to about 2 plates, when all of sudden the squat machine goes Italian Cruise ship and Tips over crashing 45lbs all over the gym.

The look on this turds face as he has all eyes on him was epic

 

[wes]

I`ve got one similar to Nails` story.

I was training one day doing delts + arms, and this big disproportionate looking dude comes walking in with imaginary latspread syndrome.......weighs a shitty looking 220 or so,he`s got on a tight tank top,tan,and lots of shitty looking jailhouse tats......also has some slutty looking junkie chick in tow carrying his gym bag.

I finish delts and am about to start training biceps and he almost bumps into me at the DB rack,grabs the 50`s and all the while screaming grunts out 8 shitty reps with incredibly shitty form,then looks at me like he`s billy badass!

I then proceed to walk my 165 pound frame over to the 50`s, grab them and sit down, and bang out 12 picture perfect reps on alternate DB Curls.

The guy looked like I just raped his sister........all during my workout he watched me train hard and tried his best to use the biggest weights he could handle,in sloppy style and all the while screaming his ass off on every rep.  

I think I hurt his pride.........looked like he felt like he felt like crying.

[Wiggs]

Yesterday, I visited a local gym in the midtown area with a friend (Yes, another gay man).  It was chest day, so I felt a little uneasy about not going to Equinox to take care of business in familiar surroundings, but I figured, What the heck lets try something different (You know, variety is the spice of life).

Anyhow, we get there and I start looking around at the various men and then decided to just find a single bench to do dumbbell presses on (both incline & flat presses).  This gym had about 5-6 single benches that you could use for DB exercises, all of which were taken.  

I suddenly noticed that one particular guy (very attractive, rugged big guy with tattoos) in the far corner of the free weight area actually had taken two (2) benches all for himself.  He was doing dumbbell flyes on one bench and then quickly jumping onto the other bench to do skull crushers.  In between jumping from bench to bench, he would place a towel on the unoccupied bench and proceed to change between exercises (I know, very clever).

So, I walk over and ask him if he could possibly spare a bench for me to use.  He looked at me from top to bottom and said, "No, I'm using them both for circuit training".  

I couldn't accept this, so I told him that it's pretty selfish of him to do so and that I could simply use the empty bench as he is alternating with the other exercise, that way he wouldn't skip a beat.  I even offered to readjust the bench to the 45 degree angle he was using it at for flyes.  This time, he walked up closer and said to me, "Listen you greasy homo, you either let me finish my workout or I'm going to adjust your neck to a 45 degree angle".

Some of you might have instantly felt rage, anger and possibly a desire to inflict physical harm to this jerk, I instead had the opposite reaction.  Immediately, I felt turned on by this ogre of a man threatening to hurt me.  All of a sudden, I pictured the two of us in bed grappling with each other as he attempted to take hold of my neck and I, in turn, attempted to penetrate his rectum.

Lo and behold, I developed a vicious hard on.  For those of you who know my style, I typically wear a nice, tight, pink or purple tank top with a pair of shorts that always fall about 4 inches above the knee on the upper quad area.  With this little getup, there was no way of hiding my obvious feelings that began to pitch quite the tent in my shorts.

He looked at me and yelled, "What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have a fucking problem?!?"

I replied, "I do, I have a very, very big problem as you can see below tough guy, now why don't you come over and help me take care of that problem, because hunny I'm about to burst.."

At that point, he took both his towels off the benches, yelled "fuck you" to my face and than spat on one of the benches as he began to slowly walk away.  Immediately, I called out to him as I walked over to that same bench covered in saliva, rubbed my hand on the wet spot and then quickly rubbed it against my hard on and said, "Thank you for servicing me, tough guy".

For the rest of that evening, he was no where to be seen..
"1"  

ROTFLMAO!

[Adam86]

This same Latino SelfGlossing Tattoo Trophy winner proceeded to try and show my 405lb 10rep squat with his 10 plate per side squat leverage machine (may seem like a lot, but i have seen girls do 6 or so plates each side for reps)


So after doing a few reps on the machine facing towards the weight (the easy way of using that machine) he goes branch warren and starts sliding plate after plate after plate off and on one side, he got down to about 2 plates, when all of sudden the squat machine goes Italian Cruise ship and Tips over crashing 45lbs all over the gym.

The look on this turds face as he has all eyes on him was epic

 

  LOL