Author Topic: The art of Aikido (Read 6381 times)

Your Average GymRat · « **on:** January 16, 2012, 09:54:52 AM »

I have been studying the art of Aikido. My sensei is a prize student of Sensei Steven Seagal. Therefore I am in nearly direct lineage to Sensei Seagal in Aikido. This is a fact about myself I don't choose to publicize, but I just want squadfather/quivering oats to know what he's getting into. His big mouth is writing checks his fat body can't cash.

Meso_z · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:56:18 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 16, 2012, 09:54:52 AM

I have been studying the art of Aikido. My sensei is a prize student of Sensei Steven Seagal. Therefore I am in nearly direct lineage to Sensei Seagal in Aikido. This is a fact about myself I don't choose to publicize, but I just want squadfather/quivering oats to know what he's getting into. His big mouth is writing checks his fat body can't cash.

ok asif

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:57:40 AM »

Big world out there waiting for you when you finally leave mom and dads friend.

Just sayin.

BigCyp · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:59:30 AM »

Squadfather would slap you in the mouth and make you fix him a steak dinner you little cumfart!

funk51 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:59:46 AM »

QuakerOats · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:00:51 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on January 16, 2012, 09:59:46 AM

impossible, Your average Bottom Boy isnt as masculine as anyone in that picture.

funk51 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:02:57 AM »

alpha males one and all...

dustin · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:05:13 AM »

I train UFC. Just sayin'... no one should fuck with me.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:11:40 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 16, 2012, 09:54:52 AM

I have been studying the art of Aikido. My sensei is a prize student of Sensei Steven Seagal. Therefore I am in nearly direct lineage to Sensei Seagal in Aikido. This is a fact about myself I don't choose to publicize, but I just want squadfather/quivering oats to know what he's getting into. His big mouth is writing checks his fat body can't cash.

Hi Derek.

SquadFather is the best thing that's happened to Getbig

His epic comments/lines have changed all our lives and made them much more exciting.

Who can forget classics such as "Gayer than...", "Are you implying that x is...", "Calm down Gloria" and so forth?

Those are gems to be treasured and we have much to thank Sarcasm.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:13:45 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 16, 2012, 09:54:52 AM

I have been studying the art of Aikido. My sensei is a prize student of Sensei Steven Seagal. Therefore I am in nearly direct lineage to Sensei Seagal in Aikido. This is a fact about myself I don't choose to publicize, but I just want squadfather/quivering oats to know what he's getting into. His big mouth is writing checks his fat body can't cash.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:14:29 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:15:50 AM »

yes Dave is a living legend and should get more privileges here, maybe to stay a few weeks a year in rons vacation house in toscane (everything included also privat gym).

ron?

funk51 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:17:45 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on January 16, 2012, 10:13:45 AM

the trainer · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:19:24 AM »

I train in drunken master kung fu for anybody that needs help kicking ass, all I need is a bottle of rum and I am ready to go.

Tito24 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:21:00 AM »

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:24:43 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on January 16, 2012, 10:21:00 AM

Fuck I guess you've just pushed WillGrant from the number one spot "filthy posts" again....

Tito24 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:26:14 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on January 16, 2012, 10:24:43 AM

Fuck I guess you've just pushed WillGrant from the number one spot "filthy posts" again....

i only see beauty in it

Archer77 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:47:12 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 16, 2012, 09:54:52 AM

I have been studying the art of Aikido. My sensei is a prize student of Sensei Steven Seagal. Therefore I am in nearly direct lineage to Sensei Seagal in Aikido. This is a fact about myself I don't choose to publicize, but I just want squadfather/quivering oats to know what he's getting into. His big mouth is writing checks his fat body can't cash.

Once you post something like this you have already lost the mental game.

Tito24 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:49:43 AM »

kyomu

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:50:38 AM »

I know this one, it's the 1000 slices of death or something...

Hulkotron · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:55:22 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on January 16, 2012, 10:02:57 AM

alpha males one and all...

I hear Lumpy Frank Bank slays serious vag.

Tito24 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:56:33 AM »

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2012, 04:14:08 PM »

Who wants some?

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 16, 2012, 09:54:52 AM

I have been studying the art of Aikido. My sensei is a prize student of Sensei Steven Seagal. Therefore I am in nearly direct lineage to Sensei Seagal in Aikido. This is a fact about myself I don't choose to publicize, but I just want squadfather/quivering oats to know what he's getting into. His big mouth is writing checks his fat body can't cash.

Wow!! and you need to hide yourself behind an gimmick account to tell him that?

You look more like your average gym bitch.

Lmfao. do me a favor shut the fuck up.

Tito24 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:45:46 AM »

Author Topic: The art of Aikido (Read 6381 times)

Your Average GymRat

dustin

the trainer

Your Average GymRat