Author Topic: You MUST hit one of them (Read 4138 times)

berblexer · « **on:** January 18, 2012, 10:49:03 AM »

You have a gun to your head, if you don't hit one of them you die, which one will it be?

A

or

B

HTexan · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:50:37 AM »

Quote from: berblexer on January 18, 2012, 10:49:03 AM

You have a gun to your head, if you don't hit one of them you die, which one will it be?

A

or

B

hey!!! your answer first.

bradistani · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:52:41 AM »

i can imagine fatty smelling of super strong piss. you know when ammonia burns your eyes ? well, like that

mind you! she looks irresistible on all fours like that. so pass me a peg

NeilGM · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:54:51 AM »

I'd smash them both for the fuck of it

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:55:20 AM »

jubaredondo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:56:03 AM »

The blonde one for me

Mitch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:58:32 AM »

I don't have a long enough dick to find a way to the pussy of the whale.

And I don't want to take a beating by the 10 lbs clit of the dude.

So, shot me please.

Other version:

I'd hit the first one with a harpoon, the second one with fire.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:59:06 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on January 18, 2012, 10:52:41 AM

i can imagine fatty smelling of super strong piss. you know when ammonia burns your eyes ? well, like that

mind you! she looks irresistible on all fours like that. so pass me a peg

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TrueGrit · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:59:23 AM »

the dude

B_B_C · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:01:48 AM »

Quote from: berblexer on January 18, 2012, 10:49:03 AM

You have a gun to your head, if you don't hit one of them you die, which one will it be?

if you are up to your neck in shit and someone throws a bucket of snot at you what do you do?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:12:46 AM »

a) good wyhi it thread
b) #2

Archer77 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:13:52 AM »

I'd hit the muscle chick. The fat one looks like she smells. I could close my eyes and ram away like a mad man on muscles. Not with the fat one. I could still smell her.

aesthetics · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:16:19 AM »

well, i'm taking the third, hidden option, which is to let the guy shoot me instead of having sex with either of them.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:17:49 AM »

I attack the guy and take his gun, force him to fook both the behemoth and the penorina and then shoot them all...

HTexan · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:25:43 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on January 18, 2012, 11:17:49 AM

I attack the guy and take his gun, force him to fook both the behemoth and the penorina and then shoot them all...

wouldn't work.
You're locked in a room with these 2 people. You are tied to a chair so you can't move. You been injected with the chinese shit. Which kills you in 1 hour unless you nut it out of your system

. So you have to ask 1 person for help. They been instructed that if they help you in any way but sex, they will die. choose now!!!

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:27:21 AM »

the muscle

JZMB · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:27:47 AM »

I'd let him shoot..

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:30:09 AM »

I`d cut my cock off.

Wiggs · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:11:49 PM »

Surprise! The fat one

Dipadidu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:15:23 PM »

what will happen if you hit both?

BB · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:27:55 PM »

The huge fat girl.

The second one is why too close to fucking a guy, with the wiry muscles, weatherbeaten Malbro Man face, and the receding hairline........

Nirvana · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:30:50 PM »

I already have.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:31:14 PM »

A

or

B

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monstermunch · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:32:42 PM »

That fat twat is going to stink and be all sweaty, nah.

At least the other 'woman' will ride your cock like a champ and when you're done, she can fuck you.

mass 04 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2012, 12:33:12 PM »

Quote from: BB on January 18, 2012, 12:27:55 PM

fucking a guy, with the wiry muscles, weatherbeaten Malbro Man face, and the receding hairline........

sounds like the beginning of a jruth post.