People will buy it by all means...this is the problem though, bad people prey on others lack of knowledge to get rich.. This is bad, very bad actually..
Ok I have created a new product called the Wank Sock...
"The Wank Sock is proven and backed by years of research to reduce tissue usage, in tern saving the enviroment and the rainforest! The Wank Sock is made out of 100% cotten so is good for the enviroment. It matrials are sourced fairly in the poorest parts of Africa, so every time you buy a Wank Sock you know you are helping the poor feed their familys.. The Wank Sock has several uses as it is a multi use item. It can be used to keep any part of the body warm that will fit inside it, it can be used for wiping the units in the home, but it's primary purpose is to let you wank in places that you just could not do without a whole array of items and also keep your mess all in once place making it easy to clean up! The Wank Sock actuallys helps you build muscle and burn fat, as people who carry a Wank Sock are more likely to masturbate and burn extra calories and build big forearms from all the extra work they are putting in! No more getting out of bed in the morning and washing your cock after a wank, just shoot your batter in the Wank Sock and fall right back asleep with the comfort that you have just helped burn more calories" WANK SOCK.. BUY IT NOW FOR $4.99!"
My point, you can make anything do anything if you come at it from the right angle..