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Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« on: January 19, 2012, 01:17:28 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088533/Student-21-collapses-dies-class-hours-tweeting-Thank-god-year-life.html

Student, 21, collapses and dies in class, hours after tweeting: 'Thank you God for another year of life'
By BETH STEBNER
Last updated at 8:33 PM on 18th January 2012


 
A student at private Christian college has died after she collapsed in class on her 21st birthday.
Ariane Noelle Patterson was in a religion class at Gardner-Webb University, in Boiling Springs, North Carolina, when she collapsed Tuesday afternoon - despite appearing to be perfectly healthy.
Just hours earlier, she had written on Twitter how grateful she was to celebrate her birthday and live another day, writing: ‘Thank you God for another year of life.


Tragic death: Ariane Noelle Patterson died hours after tweeting she was glad to celebrate another year of life
University spokesman Noel Manning said Ms Patterson's cause of death is under investigation.
He said the school is investigating whether the student had previous health problems.
 

Last tweet: Ariane wrote 'Thank you God for a nother (sic) year of life' hours before she collapsed and died in class
Ms Patterson, described by her friends as a loving and caring person, was a senior majoring in religious studies and went to high school in Rutherford County.
The campus, he said, is in shock. The university is offering grief counselling to any student that wants it.
Mr Manning said that Ms Patterson ‘had this outrageous love for Christ and for people. I really got a sense for how much she was loved.’

In memoriam: Friends created a memorial page for their friend and classmate on Facebook

Mystery: The university is looking into her cause of death - they were unaware of any preexisting health problems
She had recently begun a media relations position for the campus ministry group, WSOC-TV reports.
Her friends and mourners took to social media, creating a Facebook memorial page. Those on Twitter said she was an ‘inspiring’ person and had a ‘beautiful soul.’
They included the hashtag: #PrayersforAriane.

Tight-knit community: Gardner-Webb is located in North Carolina and has just under 3,000 students


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088533/Student-21-collapses-dies-class-hours-tweeting-Thank-god-year-life.html#ixzz1jwPNr11s




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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2012, 01:18:38 PM »
Wow that's hilarious  ::)
















Douchebagge!

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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2012, 01:19:27 PM »
In before "God has a plan" :-\

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 01:20:56 PM »
Wow that's hilarious  ::)
















Douchebagge!
I`m glad you found it as sardonic as I have.  

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 01:21:49 PM »
if god does exist, if this earth really is a testing/development ground for new souls, then it would make sense that god would "kill" (bring into his kingdom) a person whenever they are fully mature and ready to be brought in. a young girl tweting such a thing may have been because she ad finally reached a crtain maturity, empathy, and honesty thatshe was rady for god to take her.

you really dont think things through much ta.

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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 01:21:51 PM »
In before "God has a plan" :-\
Perhaps God just wanted to save a Chicken or a Watermelon perhaps?  :-\

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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 01:30:25 PM »
Tweet of peace.

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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 01:32:03 PM »
So, a black person dies and you all are questioning if God exists?




...I think the answer is pretty evident

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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 01:34:14 PM »
Perhaps God just wanted to save a Chicken or a Watermelon perhaps?  :-\

Yep, must be. Just like the plan he has for millions of starving children in third world countries who spend just enough miserable years on this planet to feel a thousand life times of pain, starvation and torture. Yep. He's got that plan all right.

You know what they say, God works in mysterious ways! :o

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 01:34:38 PM »
So, a black person dies and you all are questioning if God exists?




...I think the answer is pretty evident
Racist Wop reported.

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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 01:35:11 PM »
if god does exist, if this earth really is a testing/development ground for new souls, then it would make sense that god would "kill" (bring into his kingdom) a person whenever they are fully mature and ready to be brought in. a young girl tweting such a thing may have been because she ad finally reached a crtain maturity, empathy, and honesty thatshe was rady for god to take her.

you really dont think things through much ta.


I wish god would immediately collect all christian people to his heaven.  ::)

Did you also realize that your point implies that all living christians are immature in god's eyes? Otherwise they would die...

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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 01:35:22 PM »
god would hit it

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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2012, 01:36:41 PM »
So, a black person dies and you all are questioning if God exists?




...I think the answer is pretty evident

Perhaps God just wanted to save a Chicken or a Watermelon perhaps?  :-\

Hahahaha

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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2012, 01:37:53 PM »
if god does exist, if this earth really is a testing/development ground for new souls, then it would make sense that god would "kill" (bring into his kingdom) a person whenever they are fully mature and ready to be brought in. a young girl tweting such a thing may have been because she ad finally reached a crtain maturity, empathy, and honesty thatshe was rady for god to take her.

you really dont think things through much ta.

You have descended into complete lunacy as of late.

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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2012, 01:38:30 PM »
I can feel god on this one.... its getting out of hand with the GOD THIS and GOD THAT on social networks.... Its time people start taking him serious again


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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2012, 01:39:44 PM »
I wish god would immediately collect all christian people to his heaven.  ::)

Did you also realize that your point implies that all living christians are immature in god's eyes? Otherwise they would die...

NN


i didnt say thats what i believed was the case, i was simply offering that aa a plausible solution. but i have no problem accepting that all living christians, all living people for that matter, are immature. i doubt theres a single living sould who has the will to remain unconditionally positive, loving, and empathetic towards everyone and everything including themself day in and day out. thats a tough task.

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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2012, 01:39:59 PM »
Racist Wop reported.

That's "Racist Half Wop"

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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2012, 01:40:04 PM »
I can feel god on this one.... its getting out of hand with the GOD THIS and GOD THAT on social networks.... Its time people start taking him serious again


How does one do that exactly? hahaha  And why would someone ever want to?

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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2012, 01:41:06 PM »
They said she appeared to be in good health, no mention if she was in good health..
Also, who knows if she was doing drugs, etc.

I knew a few people who went to Christian colleges--besides the strict rules which made certain people want to break them, the people I knew had "issues".

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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2012, 01:41:26 PM »


i didnt say thats what i believed was the case, i was simply offering that aa a plausible solution. but i have no problem accepting that all living christians, all living people for that matter, are immature. i doubt theres a single living sould who has the will to remain unconditionally positive, loving, and empathetic towards everyone and everything including themself day in and day out. thats a tough task.
My "God wanted to save a Chicken and Watermelon" theory is just as valid in that case.  Right?

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« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2012, 01:41:56 PM »
if god does exist, if this earth really is a testing/development ground for new souls, then it would make sense that god would "kill" (bring into his kingdom) a person whenever they are fully mature and ready to be brought in. a young girl tweting such a thing may have been because she ad finally reached a crtain maturity, empathy, and honesty thatshe was rady for god to take her.

you really dont think things through much ta.


There's a story in the bible (can't remember where it is off-hand) where some people die in a disaster, and a bunch of people come before Jesus and ask him why he's not really upset about it. They ask him if this isn't tragic or not, why horrible things like this happen, etc. His response (and I'm paraphrasing) was that the real tragedy is when anyone dies and they are separated from God for eternity...you know, as in they didn't make it to heaven, they went to the bad place, as in literal hell. Of course, when one dies and is not separated from God this is a cause for celebration. His overall point, this life is short and fleeting, what happens or doesn't happen is of very little consequence, how long or short the life may be does not outweigh the condition of ones soul when it comes to eternity.

Of course, if someone doesn't believe in God then the above is meaningless to them. I feel sorry for these people, not pity but sorry they're missing out on the true peace life can bring when you recognize how insignificant your life is in the eyes of eternity and how much more there is than your own miniscule existence and the cost of ignoring such things. In my opinion, there is nothing on this earth more arrogant than a denial in God's existence.


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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2012, 01:42:37 PM »
You have descended into complete lunacy as of late.
you criticize the idea of god because someone dies after thanking him for life. yet the idea of god rests upon a foundation in which life on earth is a state of being far far inferior to life in heaven; thus if a person is to die in a world where god exists, its not a bad thing but a good one.  im sorry friend, you really dont have any wisdom on the subject. best to stay quiet. "when your wrong, you can not be too conservative, when your right you can not be too radical"  ;)

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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2012, 01:43:12 PM »
you criticize the idea of god because someone dies after thanking him for life. yet the idea of god rests upon a foundation in which life on earth is a state of being far far inferior to life in heaven; thus if a person is to die in a world where god exists, its not a bad thing but a good one.  im sorry friend, you really dont have any wisdom on the subject. best to stay quiet. "when your wrong, you can not be too conservative, when your right you can not be too radical"  ;)

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« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2012, 01:43:44 PM »
Uh oh

Someone just said "bible"


This thread is gonna be a long one



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« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2012, 01:46:35 PM »
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