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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2012, 01:47:54 PM »

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« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2012, 01:48:18 PM »
I blame Bojangles.
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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 01:48:24 PM »
There's a story in the bible (can't remember where it is off-hand) where some people die in a disaster, and a bunch of people come before Jesus and ask him why he's not really upset about it. They ask him if this isn't tragic or not, why horrible things like this happen, etc. His response (and I'm paraphrasing) was that the real tragedy is when anyone dies and they are separated from God for eternity...you know, as in they didn't make it to heaven, they went to the bad place, as in literal hell. Of course, when one dies and is not separated from God this is a cause for celebration. His overall point, this life is short and fleeting, what happens or doesn't happen is of very little consequence, how long or short the life may be does not outweigh the condition of ones soul when it comes to eternity.

Of course, if someone doesn't believe in God then the above is meaningless to them. I feel sorry for these people, not pity but sorry they're missing out on the true peace life can bring when you recognize how insignificant your life is in the eyes of eternity and how much more there is than your own miniscule existence and the cost of ignoring such things. In my opinion, there is nothing on this earth more arrogant than a denial in God's existence.








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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2012, 01:49:17 PM »
what's wrong with you asshole? you sad fuck

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2012, 01:49:48 PM »


i didnt say thats what i believed was the case, i was simply offering that aa a plausible solution. but i have no problem accepting that all living christians, all living people for that matter, are immature. i doubt theres a single living sould who has the will to remain unconditionally positive, loving, and empathetic towards everyone and everything including themself day in and day out. thats a tough task.

where do you get this stuff? ?????? seriously, why are you so concerned with "the will to remain unconditionally positive"?  your entire morality is, allegedly, based on "not hurting other people."  where do these beliefs come from?  can you explain this?

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« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2012, 01:50:51 PM »
8)

cave man= where does everything come from?  we dont know but maybe god

modern day = where does everything come from? humans evolved from bacteria, the elements necessary to form bacteria come from star bursts, stars and everything else in the universe originated in a dense, hot  clutter of mass-energy that at some point expanded and cooled rapidly ... what caused the formation of all that mass energy and what caused the expansion of it ? we dont know but maybe god


seems to me that if truth exists, cave men (scientifically ignorant men) were much much closer to that truth than modern man is


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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2012, 01:51:00 PM »
I blame Bojangles.
I LOVE Bojangles but lately, Hardees has edged them out in certain items.  Biscuitville is unbeatable.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2012, 01:51:39 PM »
You have descended into complete lunacy as of late.

Tdongz has the reasoning skills of a fruit loop no doubt.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2012, 01:52:12 PM »
where do you get this stuff? ?????? seriously, why are you so concerned with "the will to remain unconditionally positive"?  your entire morality is, allegedly, based on "not hurting other people."  where do these beliefs come from?  can you explain this?
are you in disagreement or are you just wondering what logical path i used to come to the conclusion?

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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2012, 01:53:05 PM »
Ironic indeed, but funny?  ??? some of you act like sick fucks every once in a while

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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2012, 01:54:49 PM »
"I am the brute squad".

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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2012, 01:55:23 PM »
Ironic indeed, but funny?  ??? some of you act like sick fucks every once in a while
According to Tbombz and most Christians, getting "called" by God and dying is the best thing that could ever happen to you, the most joyous occasion imaginable.  I hope this helps.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2012, 01:56:35 PM »
are you in disagreement or are you just wondering what logical path i used to come to the conclusion?

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2012, 01:57:07 PM »
I LOVE Bojangles but lately, Hardees has edged them out in certain items.  Biscuitville is unbeatable.

I have the hardest damn time finding a Hardees around here.  We have one in-town, and that's on the "wrong side of the tracks" if you take my meaning ;)  

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« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2012, 01:57:45 PM »
According to Tbombz and most Christians, getting "called" by God and dying is the best thing that could ever happen to you, the most joyous occasion imaginable.  I hope this helps.
well, wouldnt it be?  of course, if your not actually "called by god", and you just disaapear into nothingness and never exist or think or experience anything ever again, then that wouldnt be very good at all.. but then again, if that were the case, you wouldnt actually have been "called by god".. youd just be DEAD.  ;)

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« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2012, 01:58:30 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088533/Student-21-collapses-dies-class-hours-tweeting-Thank-god-year-life.html

Student, 21, collapses and dies in class, hours after tweeting: 'Thank you God for another year of life'
By BETH STEBNER
Last updated at 8:33 PM on 18th January 2012


 
A student at private Christian college has died after she collapsed in class on her 21st birthday.
Ariane Noelle Patterson was in a religion class at Gardner-Webb University, in Boiling Springs, North Carolina, when she collapsed Tuesday afternoon - despite appearing to be perfectly healthy.
Just hours earlier, she had written on Twitter how grateful she was to celebrate her birthday and live another day, writing: ‘Thank you God for another year of life.


Tragic death: Ariane Noelle Patterson died hours after tweeting she was glad to celebrate another year of life
University spokesman Noel Manning said Ms Patterson's cause of death is under investigation.
He said the school is investigating whether the student had previous health problems.
 

Last tweet: Ariane wrote 'Thank you God for a nother (sic) year of life' hours before she collapsed and died in class
Ms Patterson, described by her friends as a loving and caring person, was a senior majoring in religious studies and went to high school in Rutherford County.
The campus, he said, is in shock. The university is offering grief counselling to any student that wants it.
Mr Manning said that Ms Patterson ‘had this outrageous love for Christ and for people. I really got a sense for how much she was loved.’

In memoriam: Friends created a memorial page for their friend and classmate on Facebook

Mystery: The university is looking into her cause of death - they were unaware of any preexisting health problems
She had recently begun a media relations position for the campus ministry group, WSOC-TV reports.
Her friends and mourners took to social media, creating a Facebook memorial page. Those on Twitter said she was an ‘inspiring’ person and had a ‘beautiful soul.’
They included the hashtag: #PrayersforAriane.

Tight-knit community: Gardner-Webb is located in North Carolina and has just under 3,000 students


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088533/Student-21-collapses-dies-class-hours-tweeting-Thank-god-year-life.html#ixzz1jwPNr11s







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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2012, 01:59:04 PM »
Ironic indeed, but funny?  ??? some of you act like sick fucks every once in a while

Every once in a while? :D

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2012, 01:59:56 PM »
Every once in a while? :D

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2012, 02:02:52 PM »
Did you see her room? Shes lucky they found her.
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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2012, 02:04:01 PM »
According to Tbombz and most Christians, getting "called" by God and dying is the best thing that could ever happen to you, the most joyous occasion imaginable.  I hope this helps.

In fairness, if death means your consciousness survives and is transported into a kind of paradise, it's a pretty good deal.  I like that unprovable notion much, much better than reincarnation (among other things).  If I "die" and live another live as some towel-head shouting Allahu Akbar who enjoys shooting his AK into the air at the drop of a hat, well, that isn't me, is it?  Cogito ergo sum.  As soon as "I" forget who I am in some other corporeal receptacle, I cease to exist just as sure as the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.  

At least the Muslims, Christians and Jews think they'll retain some sense of self after they croak.  That's actually pragmatic, given that so many people are terrified of death (i.e., believe in afterlife, no matter how seemingly illogical, and it lets them focus on more important shit).  The reincarnation crowd deserves even more derision.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2012, 02:08:32 PM »
8)

He's cool - saw him in a documentary about planets.
Very well spoken gentleman.
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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2012, 02:10:37 PM »
Some of you will probably head on over to her Twitter site and leave a comment like "OWNED" on her page.

That aside, most likely the kid had some sort of underlying medical condition.  Either way, she now has an entire eternity ahead of her to enjoy in paradise, that or maggots will have a nice feast for a few days.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2012, 02:13:43 PM »
There's a story in the bible (can't remember where it is off-hand) where some people die in a disaster, and a bunch of people come before Jesus and ask him why he's not really upset about it. They ask him if this isn't tragic or not, why horrible things like this happen, etc. His response (and I'm paraphrasing) was that the real tragedy is when anyone dies and they are separated from God for eternity...you know, as in they didn't make it to heaven, they went to the bad place, as in literal hell. Of course, when one dies and is not separated from God this is a cause for celebration. His overall point, this life is short and fleeting, what happens or doesn't happen is of very little consequence, how long or short the life may be does not outweigh the condition of ones soul when it comes to eternity.

Of course, if someone doesn't believe in God then the above is meaningless to them. I feel sorry for these people, not pity but sorry they're missing out on the true peace life can bring when you recognize how insignificant your life is in the eyes of eternity and how much more there is than your own miniscule existence and the cost of ignoring such things. In my opinion, there is nothing on this earth more arrogant than a denial in God's existence.

You're a nutcase.  

I achieved that without any of the bullshit these idiot Christians of the modern era run around yapping about.  I'm not talking about those who quietly do their thing, I'm talking about the yappers who've infested Facebook.  

It isn't arrogant to deny God's existence.  It's arrogant to say that you - a man - can speak on behalf of God and determine God's intent for everyone on the planet.  But since you people rarely think, that failure of reason is generally lost on you.


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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #49 on: January 19, 2012, 02:14:02 PM »
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lol if you disagree i wonder what you consider morality to be based on ?  im guessing, just a guess, you think its subjective  ;D


my train of thought as to determining that morality is based on logic, based on how you treat and feel about others..

ok let me try to reconstruct this for you..

 theres a couple different chains of thought going on here...

1

A) you could have been, I could have been, anyother person on the face of the earth. any other animal, any other living thing. it was only by chance that you are who you are, with 7 billion people and trillions living organisms, truly its a magnificent fact that you turned out to be who you are.

B) knowing that you could have been anyother living thing, you should treat all other living things with the same love and respect that you would want someone else to treat you with. "do unto others as you would have done unto yourself"


2

A) when feeling negative, when in pain, i can attempt to make myself feel better on my own but its always easier when someone else helps me to

B) everyone gets down sometimes

C) as a community and as individuals we need to work to stay positive and to minimize eachothers pain because the more we work towards that goal the better EVERYONES life will be


3
 i believe in god, i believe god is omnipotent and perfect, and i fully trust in gods judgement, and i think god loves everyone and wants everyone to love eachother, therefore i want to do what i think is gods will..

theres more, i cant recall everything ive meditated on at the moment.. ill try to add more as they come back to me..