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johnnynoname

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2012, 02:15:47 PM »
Some of you will probably head on over to her Twitter site and leave a comment like "OWNED" on her page.

That aside, most likely the kid had some sort of underlying medical condition.  Either way, she now has an entire eternity ahead of her to enjoy in paradise, that or maggots will have a nice feasts for a few days.

No one truly knows..
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There are several gay people in this thread however you are the only one that makes sense

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2012, 02:16:46 PM »
"The dumbest are usually the most devout".  I should make that into a shirt or bumper sticker  ;D

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2012, 02:17:02 PM »
Btw, I'm not a gay

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2012, 02:29:02 PM »
Irony at it`s best/worst !

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2012, 02:33:18 PM »
God is a vengeful spelling nazi!

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2012, 02:34:59 PM »
.......I like women; not men

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2012, 02:37:36 PM »
Johnnynotgay.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2012, 02:40:09 PM »
Johnnynotgay.


ABSOLUTELY


......also, I never ever have thought of Alfonso Riberio while getting mouth sex from a domican girl a couple years back

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2012, 02:41:23 PM »

 getting mouth sex from a domican girl a couple years back

Very nice.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2012, 02:44:44 PM »

ABSOLUTELY


......also, I never ever have thought of Alfonso Riberio while getting mouth sex from a domican girl a couple years back

well, sometimes guys just pop into your head during sex, what can you do? it's not like you can ask for a time-out, you just... have to keep going. nothing gay about it, infact it makes you more manly to suffer through images of oiled up naked men while having sex. Right?

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2012, 02:46:21 PM »
You atheists are the most unhappy , miserable people alive.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2012, 02:47:16 PM »
You atheists are the most unhappy , miserable people alive.
X2.....adonis is at the very top of the list!

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2012, 02:47:27 PM »
lol if you disagree i wonder what you consider morality to be based on ?  im guessing, just a guess, you think its subjective  ;D


my train of thought as to determining that morality is based on logic, based on how you treat and feel about others..

here's what i think:

logic is subjective.  when people talk about objective facts, or truth, they're really talking about strong beliefs... beliefs which win out over the weak "subjective" beliefs of people who are "wrong"

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ok let me try to reconstruct this for you..

 theres a couple different chains of thought going on here...

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A) you could have been, I could have been, anyother person on the face of the earth. any other animal, any other living thing. it was only by chance that you are who you are, with 7 billion people and trillions living organisms, truly its a magnificent fact that you turned out to be who you are.

B) knowing that you could have been anyother living thing, you should treat all other living things with the same love and respect that you would want someone else to treat you with. "do unto others as you would have done unto yourself"

i've had this thought (A) too.  when i was a kid i thought "jeez, why am i a christian?  i could have just as easily been born into a muslim family, or two thousand years ago, or ten thousand years in the future, into a society where no one is a christian..."  on the other hand, i wasn't.  and from this same disembodied perspective, if someone hates me and wants to harm me, i can understand that.  and i hope they can understand when i hate and choose to harm them, too.  if not, oh well! :D

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A) when feeling negative, when in pain, i can attempt to make myself feel better on my own but its always easier when someone else helps me to

B) everyone gets down sometimes

C) as a community and as individuals we need to work to stay positive and to minimize eachothers pain because the more we work towards that goal the better EVERYONES life will be

why do we need to minimize each other's pain?  why should i care about the general good?  after all, it's clear that not everyone will operate with my interest in mind, so why should i bend over backwards to meet their needs?

"love thy neighbor" ... as long as he behaves.  if it gives him pleasure to do something "against the greater good," which is the same as "immoral" in this case, then we must hurt him until he obeys?  And if he does, the common good is satisfied?  A society 3 parts happy, 2 parts grumbling dissenters?

there is no common good.  a situation that is good for one is not good for another.

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 i believe in god, i believe god is omnipotent and perfect, and i fully trust in gods judgement, and i think god loves everyone and wants everyone to love eachother, therefore i want to do what i think is gods will..

theres more, i cant recall everything ive meditated on at the moment.. ill try to add more as they come back to me..


no comment on this one.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2012, 02:48:46 PM »
......also, I never ever have thought of Alfonso Riberio while getting mouth sex from a domican girl a couple years back

Oddly enough, while watching this in college, I always used to imagine him doing all of these moves while simultaneously sitting on my cock.


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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2012, 02:49:21 PM »
Dead by dawn

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2012, 02:51:19 PM »
I see bomz is moving fast in the opposite direction of getting any degree. Probably dropped out a year(s) ago. What a waste.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2012, 02:51:44 PM »
well, sometimes guys just pop into your head during sex, what can you do? it's not like you can ask for a time-out, you just... have to keep going. nothing gay about it, infact it makes you more manly to suffer through images of oiled up naked men while having sex. Right?

Exactly. There is nothing wrong with thinking about other hard, ripped, David-esque, oily men while have anal sex with a woman

Oddly enough, while watching this in college, I always used to imagine him doing all of these moves while simultaneously sitting on my cock.


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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2012, 02:55:55 PM »
You fuckers made me post this pic again:


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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2012, 02:58:11 PM »
You fuckers made me post this pic again:



That pic was NOT of me after I participated in a gay "blow bang" in Chelsea last year


I've never ingest semen from 6 different men at the sametime

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2012, 03:03:43 PM »
I've never ingest semen from 6 different men at the sametime

That's foolish..

That's just like mixing different types of alcohol (wine, whisky, Beer etc..).. Always ends up with you throwing up and waking up in some dirty, dark alley with nothing but used condoms decorating your bare chest, while your pants hang low around your knees.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2012, 03:07:49 PM »
I can see if I keep reading this thread,I`m gonna` post that pic again,once I stop laughing!  ;D

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2012, 03:17:18 PM »
well, sometimes guys just pop into your head during sex, what can you do? it's not like you can ask for a time-out, you just... have to keep going. nothing gay about it, infact it makes you more manly to suffer through images of oiled up naked men while having sex. Right?
Unfortunately the image of a naked, oiled up Alphonso Ribeiro is something no man should have to suffer thru...unless you'd like to.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2012, 03:18:49 PM »
That's foolish..

That's just like mixing different types of alcohol (wine, whisky, Beer etc..).. Always ends up with you throwing up and waking up in some dirty, dark alley with nothing but used condoms decorating your bare chest, while your pants hang low around your knees.

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Agreed.

A man's penis juice is made to be enjoyed like a fine Port and not cheap booze


....especially if it comes from a far more mature Israeli that you met at Burning Man the year you turned 19

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2012, 03:48:08 PM »
You're a nutcase.  

I achieved that without any of the bullshit these idiot Christians of the modern era run around yapping about.  I'm not talking about those who quietly do their thing, I'm talking about the yappers who've infested Facebook.  

It isn't arrogant to deny God's existence.  It's arrogant to say that you - a man - can speak on behalf of God and determine God's intent for everyone on the planet.  But since you people rarely think, that failure of reason is generally lost on you.



Well, not to nitpick, but you cannot obtain peace in your life as I described without a faith in God...if you don't believe in God then how can you? That's not to say you can't have some form of peace, but it's not the same and it's not something I know how to describe to someone who doesn't believe in God.

As for Christianity, as that's the only religious belief I can speak on with any merit as it's the one I follow, I agree, there's some messed up stuff. There are tons of people who give it a bad name; unfortunately, they're the ones most people remember. If you are a Christian, in reality, not merely in words, not the arrogance you're referring to, then you don't speak for God, that's already been stated. God's intent for the world is for man to live a fruitful and productive life, but most importantly to know him, specifically, to seek him out. That's the basic gist of the whole thing, and that's not man speaking for God, that's what God says according to the Christian faith which is according to his words. Of course, I understand if you don't believe in God then you don't believe those are God's words, they can't be if you don't believe in him. In that case, it creates an impossible argument between two people like you and I. I don't see a need to get all up in arms about it.

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Re: Oh God and Jesus , YOU GUYS are just too funny!
« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2012, 04:10:47 PM »
WTF is biscuitville?