Author Topic: Thai man marries dead girlfriend , better dead then never (Read 3511 times)

Nails · « **on:** January 19, 2012, 01:48:01 PM »

i thought the old saying was
Better late then Never

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:52:10 PM »

She'd be laying perfectly still on their wedding night...

Wouldn't that be "statue-tory" rape??

supernick · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:52:30 PM »

im sorry but thats just gross

viking1 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:54:25 PM »

more real than marrying a real doll

hrspwr · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:55:22 PM »

Thats a surefire way to make sure she never leaves the kitchen.

Cashfan · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:59:01 PM »

Corpse Bride.

TheOne · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:59:40 PM »

She didn't seem too excited about the whole thing. I thought woman looked forward to the day they get married ;-(

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:00:08 PM »

coffin of peace

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:02:16 PM »

A rich and compelling tale..

Love knows no bounds...

"1"

King Shizzo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:11:54 PM »

I don't see a problem here. Just another guy with a "stiffy" on his honeymoon.

jubaredondo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:16:00 PM »

at least we can pratice necrophilia in tailandia, good to know!

the trainer · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:17:05 PM »

She is the perfect wife she will never nag you, come and go as you please and she will always be quiet.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:17:48 PM »

I wonder how she said 'I do'

littledumbells · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:27:58 PM »

She is the perfect wife she will never nag you, come and go as you please and she will always be quiet.

He will have to get his own sammich though

Moontrane · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:28:46 PM »

Love Never Dies

Fortress · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:44:55 PM »

Great love story

Cashfan · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:45:11 PM »

This guys wife is very cool, no question.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:56:17 PM »

This guys wife is very cool, no question.

Well, at least she will never say no to him, will be a great listener and a great shoulder to lean on.

"1"

Cashfan · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:34:04 PM »

$10 bucks says he tries to take her to a taxidermist.

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:41:46 PM »

She'd be laying perfectly still on their wedding night...

Wouldn't that be "statue-tory" rape??

She'd be dry as a sandpaper---or will the combined maggot juice and rotting organs create some slickness?

wes · « **Reply #20 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:44:33 PM »

Talk about a dead piece of ass!

JasonH · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:12:37 PM »

What's the story behind this then?

Did she want to get married to him before she died or something?

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #22 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:14:27 PM »

Talk about a dead piece of ass!

She won't even bother faking her orgasm.

HTexan · « **Reply #23 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:39:25 PM »

$:-\$
how she died? please tell me it was not health related and he had the better/only health insurance policy

LittleJ · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:43:23 PM »

Looks like cancer but there's burn marks on her arm