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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2012, 04:08:10 PM »
The only way he ever made it as far as he did in the first place as a pro, is because the people/fans are used to seeing huge big gutted freaks these days, and they,the judges, reward that look................henc e,all the sloppy looking, big gutted, SEO filled pros we have today walking around masquerading as bodybuilders.

He looked great as an amateur, then simply went overboard in an effort to ruin his physique as so many others had before him, so he could fit right in with all the other pros today walking around with Synthol filled muscles,torn lats,quads,and biceps,and huge ever expanding bellies,coupled with quads so big that their feet have to go out to the sides when they walk like their feet are sweeping the floors wherever they step !

He looks as good as most other pros,just a tad blockier,more muscle tears,shitty proportions,red face from ultra-high blood pressure,all at the height of an oompa loompa while weighing 270 pounds.

With all these attributes going for him,he`ll be in first fucking place hands down.........no contest!Now dat some funny shit....true though 8)


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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2012, 04:08:24 PM »
Looks to be in good condition 8 weeks out to be fair.

I think that's the same sofa as mine.

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2012, 04:09:32 PM »
The only way he ever made it as far as he did in the first place as a pro, is because the people/fans are used to seeing huge big gutted freaks these days, and they,the judges, reward that look................henc e,all the sloppy looking, big gutted, SEO filled pros we have today walking around masquerading as bodybuilders.

He looked great as an amateur, then simply went overboard in an effort to ruin his physique as so many others had before him, so he could fit right in with all the other pros today walking around with Synthol filled muscles,torn lats,quads,and biceps,and huge ever expanding bellies,coupled with quads so big that their feet have to go out to the sides when they walk like their feet are sweeping the floors wherever they step !

He looks as good as most other pros,just a tad blockier,more muscle tears,shitty proportions,red face from ultra-high blood pressure,all at the height of an oompa loompa while weighing 270 pounds.

With all these attributes going for him,he`ll be in first fucking place hands down.........no contest!
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2012, 04:18:16 PM »
poor dog


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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2012, 04:33:23 PM »
wonder if he is still spending $1,400 a month on food  (@1:33)  ::) ::) ::)


Years ago on Muscle Mayhem, Tom Prince claimed to spend $300/wk on food, which is around $1200/mo on food. I can see Branch spending the $1400.00 he claims.

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2012, 04:42:19 PM »
right quads looks small as musclecenter cock

do you think if branch could trade all his muscle mass for just 3 inches more of height, he would in it?
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »
do you think if branch could trade all his muscle mass for just 3 inches more of height, he would in it?


branch would give up the remaining 3 inches of his cock for 3 inches on his arms

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2012, 04:47:36 PM »

branch would give up the remaining 3 inches of his cock for 3 inches on his arms

fixed.
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2012, 04:47:59 PM »
brutal placement of tv forcing themselves to crane their necks upwards uncomfortably

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2012, 05:00:45 PM »
Anoint that quad with oil and he will be good 2 go...
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »
poor dog



Why the fuck is it sleeping there?  ??? :D

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2012, 05:13:45 PM »
brutal placement of tv forcing themselves to crane their necks upwards uncomfortably

ROFL!!!!

I wonder how his velvet thong feels on the leather couches?

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2012, 05:28:29 PM »
he looks good!
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2012, 05:34:47 PM »
Guy's sucking air like it's going out of style right there

Fans, enjoy this, because next week he'll have torn his glutes slipping on a piece of balonie.

Branch is out of the ARNOLD!!!!


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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2012, 06:16:11 PM »
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2012, 06:18:06 PM »

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2012, 06:21:38 PM »
do you think if branch could trade all his muscle mass for just 3 inches more of height, he would in it?
fuck no but he would trade 3 inches of height for 20lbs muscle mass

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2012, 06:52:13 PM »




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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2012, 06:53:46 PM »
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2012, 07:10:22 PM »
dude is a block of mass,,thick build,,gets in shape not pretty ,,he'll be in top 5 i bet.

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2012, 07:13:08 PM »
The good old days!

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2012, 07:16:02 PM »
will be top three...
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2012, 07:56:25 PM »

Years ago on Muscle Mayhem, Tom Prince claimed to spend $300/wk on food, which is around $1200/mo on food. I can see Branch spending the $1400.00 he claims.

Easily done, I spend around $150 per week on food....

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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2012, 07:58:56 PM »
i don;t know i was expecting worse. i think he will be top 3 for sure. his legs are still better than vitor martinez's
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Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
« Reply #49 on: January 19, 2012, 08:03:35 PM »
i don;t know i was expecting worse. i think he will be top 3 for sure. his legs are still better than vitor martinez's

Victor is 100x better than branch, shame he cant nail his condition....

Branch will probably win some how!