Only on getbig.com are you a filthy, unkept, boarderline hoarder degenerate if you have a laptop, throw blanket and a couple puppy toys lying around on the living room floor. 
I know, man. Damn. I was just flown in off one of my private jets after meeting with dignitaries and world leaders and didn't have the time to command my maids to tidy the place up. They were busy detailing my Audi R8 in the garage so I didn't beat the shit out of them this time (fuck, I'm so compassionate).
Here's another couple snaps. She's peeing outside well, or on her pee pad but I feel bad that there's so much snow outside. Going to make some crock pot stew,
tidy up get my maids to tidy up, then off to make some vet appointments and buy primo puppy chow. My dogs' food costs an arm and a leg, but gold keeps going up and my oil rigs are keeping me ridiculously wealthy in this downed economy.


