Author Topic: Brigitte Nielsen: Sly Stallone Sucks In The Sack!! (Read 18852 times)

Schmoff · « **on:** January 21, 2012, 04:46:20 PM »

http://perezhilton.com/2012-01-20-brigitte-nielsen-says-sylvester-stallone-sucks-in-bed#.TxuGh4EXdjM

Brigitte Nielsen: Sly Stallone Sucks In The Sack!!
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Oooh! Whoa! Whoa there! Harsh words about Rocky!!

Sylvester Stallone's ex-wife is calling him out on his weaknesses — specifically how he sexes the ladies!!

You may know Brigitte Nielsen from Surreal Life and dating Flava Flav, but she was also married to Sylvie for two years back in the eighties.

And apparently, it was two horrible years spent getting NOTHING in bed!! She recently revealed that his steroid use actually caused his balls to shrink!! Ewww!!! Then, when she was asked straight out if he was good in bed, she said:

No! He was like a rabbit. A day after we married he was a completely different man. I was like his car. It was horrible.

UGH!! There's NOTHING worse than a rabbit!! (Unless you are Samantha Jones! LOL!)

Of course, we can't take her word as solid proof. Who knows what was really going on back then. But if it is true, we sure hope he practiced after their divorce, LOL!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2012, 04:51:22 PM »

pathetic effort on her part.... a washed up actress doing reality shows...

trying to hate upon one of the biggest action stars of all time.

Maybe she should stick with being a nobody while he films Expendables 2, the baddest ass movie of all time!

bradistani · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2012, 04:51:46 PM »

she's a drugged up pissedhead mess, whilst sly is hollywood 'a list'. now who 'sucks' ?

theheman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2012, 04:52:43 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on January 21, 2012, 04:51:46 PM

she's a drugged up pissedhead mess, whilst sly is hollywood 'a list'. now who 'sucks' ?

LOL true dat.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2012, 04:59:51 PM »

Her attempt at garnering some spotlight by way of a smear campaign is despicable.

What I will say is that in her prime, Brigitte Nielsen was a VERY beautiful woman, stunning even..

Now, she looks like a sack of shit..

"1"

Natural Man · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:11:32 PM »

to think she s the one who ruined his first mariage to the mother of his autistic child. Just to divorce him two years later. Anyway nice exposing his steroid use and hypocrisy.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:12:17 PM »

If Sly is ever asked about this, I hope that his only statement is

"is she still fucking flavor Flav?"

no one · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:17:46 PM »

how many orgasms can a woman have?

who cares.

HTexan · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:44:12 PM »

Quote from: no one on January 21, 2012, 05:17:46 PM

how many orgasms can a woman have?

who cares.

I care. You should too. Bitches talk. So being good in bed not only gets you repeat booty calls, you get to fuck her friends too.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:47:15 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 21, 2012, 05:44:12 PM

I care. You should too. Bitches talk. So being good in bed not only gets you repeat booty calls, you get to fuck her friends too.

weakness.

Benoitlapierre · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:02:41 PM »

i love rabbit sex few times a day ,, my girl did too ,, unless on drug after 15 min it boring ,

faster n harder = better n more fun

jude2 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:11:59 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 21, 2012, 05:44:12 PM

I care. You should too. Bitches talk. So being good in bed not only gets you repeat booty calls, you get to fuck her friends too.

Spoken like a real man.

K-1 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:22:44 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 21, 2012, 05:44:12 PM

I care. You should too. Bitches talk. So being good in bed not only gets you repeat booty calls, you get to fuck her friends too.

THIS!

Nothing like repeat customers and new business generated from word of mouth. These amateurs don't know nothing about that.

outby43 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:35:49 PM »

jude2 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:37:02 PM »

That pic should be Sly's only response.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:39:26 PM »

Stallone does not need to respond, her way to headlines is to use sly's name, he will actually agree with her and still make millions and millions while she awaits calls from her agent for the next gig.

wild willie · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:59:38 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on January 21, 2012, 04:51:46 PM

she's a drugged up pissedhead mess, whilst sly is hollywood 'a list'. now who 'sucks' ?

Exactly.....x2

Army of One · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:00:58 PM »

sad being a woman, all your chips are gone come 35 and you need to have spent them wisely $:-\$

wes · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:02:20 PM »

Has been, bottle and can collecting, no talent vindictive kunt, trying to do anything to keep her name in the ever fading spotlight.

Sad sorry ass overly tall giraffe neck looking hoe!!

wes · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:04:40 PM »

Know what I`m sayin` ?

wes · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:06:18 PM »

Quote from: outby43 on January 21, 2012, 06:35:49 PM

Finally hit the bigtime!!
;

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:30:42 PM »

so Flava Flav can satisfy a woman better than a GH abusing grease monkey with a speech impediment?

wes · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:36:04 PM »

It`s a tossup!

Brocty · « **Reply #23 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:53:49 PM »

Sly needs to take his hunting knife outta retirement and slit this bitches throat. Nothing but a washed up attention whore looking for her next buck for a smack fix. She likely lives her life from stall to stall taking mass amounts of seminal fluid by greasy hobos to make any buck she can. Shes so filled up with it she is fucking cum dumb

240 is Back · « **Reply #24 on:** January 21, 2012, 07:58:04 PM »

rambo, you not expendable.