Author Topic: Rand Paul detained by TSA (Read 3516 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** January 23, 2012, 01:24:45 PM »

All he had to do was follow these simple rules....

makaveli25 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:25:39 PM »

Fuck the TSA and Fuck Obama. Both can suck a fat cock.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:34:50 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on January 23, 2012, 01:25:39 PM

Fuck the TSA and Fuck Obama. Both love to suck a fat cock.

x2

tbombz · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:46:06 PM »

there should be a seperate airline for people who dont like TSA procedures.

Social Darwinism at its finest.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:52:35 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 01:46:06 PM

there should be a seperate airline for people who dont like TSA procedures.

Social Darwinism at its finest.

I seriously wonder how you became so ignorant?

Were you raised by wild savages or something?

Have you ever had any kind of formal education?

tbombz · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:56:14 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on January 23, 2012, 01:52:35 PM

I seriously wonder how you became so ignorant?

Were you raised by wild savages or something?

Have you ever had any kind of formal education?

have you TSA free airline, minimal security checks. next time a plane gets hijacked, blown up, etc.. lets see which airline it was.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:09:24 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 01:56:14 PM

have you TSA free airline, minimal security checks. next time a plane gets hijacked, blown up, etc.. lets see which airline it was.

A 'TSA-free airline!?' Yeah, US Customs or the FAA is gonna like that. Smoke another, bro.

tbombz · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:11:06 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 23, 2012, 02:09:24 PM

A 'TSA-free airline!?' Yeah, US Customs or the FAA is gonna like that. Smoke another, bro.

cuz i said it was a viable idea.. yup.. i said that

lovemonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:15:51 PM »

At a certain point you have to ask the question:

Who's the bigger terrorist? Cave-dwelling talibans or our own government?

Answer the question and vote accordingly.

tbombz · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:16:54 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on January 23, 2012, 02:15:51 PM

At a certain point you have to ask the question:

Who's the bigger terrorist? Cave-dwelling talibans or our own government?

Answer the question and vote accordingly.

those TSA agents, fucking us over for personal gain, how dare they

lovemonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:20:50 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 02:16:54 PM

those TSA agents, fucking us over for personal gain, how dare they

So how long would you be willing to let them go? Is there such a thing as too much "security" to you?

Do you honestly think they're gonna stop at the level of intrusion they're at right now? It's bound to get worse and worse.

tbombz · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:22:41 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on January 23, 2012, 02:20:50 PM

So how long would you be willing to let them go? Is there such a thing as too much "security" to you?

Do you honestly think they're gonna stop at the level of intrusion they're at right now? It's bound to get worse and worse.

yup, just a matter of time till they want blood tests, urine and hair sample, finger prints, cock or clitoris scan, and rectal exam at the front door to get inside wal mart.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:24:03 PM »

lovemonkey · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:26:39 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 02:22:41 PM

yup, just a matter of time till they want blood tests, urine and hair sample, finger prints, cock or clitoris scan, and rectal exam at the front door to get inside wal mart.

Look at it this way.. what do you think airline passengers would have said about a full-body scanner 20 years ago?

Keep being afraid of your ghost terrorists tdongz and trust in big brother, because he always has your best interest in mind.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:28:16 PM »

Rand handled it the wrong way..

As soon as the TSA employee suggested a patdown, Rand should have agreed and started to think about his most juicy homosexual fantasy. Once the African American TSA employee (I've never seen a white, hispanic, middle eastern, Indian - or any other race for that matter - TSA employee) starts to pat him down, Rand should have then said out loud, I always keep a gun in my crotch. Once the TSA employee goes in for the search, he would find himself with Rand's wand..

That would have taught them a thing or two..
"1"

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:30:40 PM »

Rand Paul should have induced massive vomiting somehow and puked all over those goons.

tbombz · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:32:12 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on January 23, 2012, 02:26:39 PM

Look at it this way.. what do you think airline passengers would have said about a full-body scanner 20 years ago?

Keep being afraid of your ghost terrorists tdongz and trust in big brother, because he always has your best interest in mind.

ful body scan !!! oh no !!!! i dont want anybody to ever see my body through a scanner !!! ahhh!! my "privacy", my "privacy", theyre killing my poor privacy !!!!

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:39:29 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 02:32:12 PM

ful body scan !!! oh no !!!! i dont want anybody to ever see my body through a scanner !!! ahhh!! my "privacy", my "privacy", theyre killing my poor privacy !!!!

you dont fly you epic loser. you never been on a plane in your entire life why would you? you have no life. so shut your fat cock hole (mouth) and let those who do fly complain about the high school drop outs that steal shit outta your suit cases.

tbombz · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:40:18 PM »

Quote from: RustyTrenbolona on January 23, 2012, 02:39:29 PM

you dont fly you epic loser. you never been on a plane in your entire life why would you? you have no life. so shut your fat cock hole (mouth) and let those who do fly complain about the high school drop outs that steal shit outta your suit cases.

yup, never been on a plane, never even left the city where i was born..

lovemonkey · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:51:19 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 02:32:12 PM

ful body scan !!! oh no !!!! i dont want anybody to ever see my body through a scanner !!! ahhh!! my "privacy", my "privacy", theyre killing my poor privacy !!!!

There is no end to your ignorance, is there?

The USA is most definitely a police state in the making if nothing is done the near future. The full body scanner is just merely one of the symptoms of bigger things to come.

tbombz · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:52:50 PM »

yes, the united states is a police state, as evidence look at the many police cars that roam the streets.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:57:52 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on January 23, 2012, 02:52:50 PM

yes, the united states is a police state, as evidence look at the many police cars that roam the streets.

Actually, that is a good point. Never seen so many cops in my entire life.

All retardation aside though, I hope you get an extra cavity search by the TSA every time you're about to fly somewhere. You seem like the kind of guy that would thoroughly enjoy it.

tbombz · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:12:55 PM »

and the gf wouldnt feel like i was cheating either

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2012, 10:40:01 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on January 23, 2012, 02:26:39 PM

Keep being afraid of your ghost terrorists tdongz and trust in big brother, because he always has your best interest in mind.

pluck · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:17:57 PM »

The TSA is a fucking joke. It's a bunch of GED low educated motherfuckers who think they're "protecting" our freedom....all pussy liberals take comfort that these dumbfucks will keep the safe while flying.

Maybe we should line the USA borders with these great people to keep us safe there too?

I say this every time I fly ....you don't need bombs or weapons to bring down planes.
All you need is a couple of big guys, even little guys that know how to fight. A few of my buddies and people I know who are 6' plus, and 250+, basically an average offensive line for a high school or college team.

Do people really think even if the insane regulations the TSA imposes are relaxed to humane levels that planes will start blowing up and flying into buildings?

Come the fuck on...