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makaveli25

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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2012, 03:29:14 PM »
ahahaha you knocked yourself out with your own fart that's hilarious.
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Cashfan

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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2012, 01:28:30 AM »
Sucksmensmuscle-  I own you, you are my puppet.  I command you to reply to this thread and show the board how I pull your strings and make you dance.
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2012, 03:34:29 AM »
A mate told me as he was driving out of work one Friday & he'd just let rip in his car with the windows up...he said it was absolutely heinous, and the next thing he sees this car pulled up on the side of the road, hazards on, with this hot girl who he works with, trying to wave him down for help/a lift. He said it was so bad he just carried on driving past and pretended he didn't see her! hahaha  ;D
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2012, 03:58:32 AM »
Buddy of mine claimed he knocked himself out with his own gas.  Said it was due to protein shakes.
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2012, 05:16:26 AM »
SMM sometimes faints because of his own stupidity.
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2012, 05:23:02 AM »
fart fetish anyone? anyone?  :P



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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2012, 05:56:01 AM »
 :)
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2012, 04:03:38 PM »
Quote from: DK II on January 30, 2012, 05:16:26 AM
SMM sometimes faints because of his own stupidity.

  I actually faint from the smell of shit from the things you write...

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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2012, 10:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Cashfan on January 30, 2012, 01:28:30 AM
Sucksmensmuscle-  I own you, you are my puppet.  I command you to reply to this thread and show the board how I pull your strings and make you dance.
Mission accomplished.
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2012, 12:20:07 AM »
Quote from: Super Natural on January 30, 2012, 03:34:29 AM
A mate told me as he was driving out of work one Friday & he'd just let rip in his car with the windows up...he said it was absolutely heinous, and the next thing he sees this car pulled up on the side of the road, hazards on, with this hot girl who he works with, trying to wave him down for help/a lift. He said it was so bad he just carried on driving past and pretended he didn't see her! hahaha  ;D

  Lol...

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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2012, 07:58:17 AM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 28, 2012, 11:12:51 AM
 The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds latter my vision went dark. I woke up about half a minute latter and opened the windows and realized that I had passed out from gas. Did you guys have a similar experience?

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I never really noticed how shit you are until now, you will now leave getbig.
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2012, 09:29:05 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on February 01, 2012, 07:58:17 AM
I never really noticed how shit you are until now, you will now leave getbig.

  Hmmmm....no, I won't. Do you have anything else to add, noob?

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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2012, 09:41:27 AM »
At 7'9 tall and 480 pounds ripped I would have thought the gas would have melted into thin air before reaching your nostrils.
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Re: Have You Ever Fainted From Your Own Farts?
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2012, 09:42:44 AM »
i love sniffing my own shit stench
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