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Bitch
« on: January 29, 2012, 03:06:08 AM »
So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

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Re: Bitch
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 03:13:26 AM »
You should have said no to driving.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 03:33:48 AM »
Fucking.puasy tell her she waits or gets a fucking taxi
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2012, 03:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Big N on January 29, 2012, 03:06:08 AM
So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

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Why was it even HER idea to go home?  Shouldn't you have sent her away immediately after you "scored" ?
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2012, 03:39:11 AM »
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 03:52:48 AM »
Quote from: smoothasf on January 29, 2012, 03:33:48 AM
Fucking.puasy tell her she waits or gets a fucking taxi

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Re: Bitch
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2012, 03:54:25 AM »
Quote from: Big N on January 29, 2012, 03:06:08 AM
So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

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That was not alpha male behaviour, BN...... :(
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2012, 03:57:41 AM »
ive got to add,, anyone that drinks n drives gets no respect from me, especialy on the behalf of a drunked slut
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2012, 04:30:51 AM »
have you got no assertiveness?
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2012, 04:44:49 AM »
2nd date and you're already so whipped you bow down to her demands and make a dumbass move like that.

I feel sorry for your mother.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2012, 04:55:48 AM »
Quote from: local hero on January 29, 2012, 03:57:41 AM
ive got to add,, anyone that drinks n drives gets no respect from me, especialy on the behalf of a drunked slut

Can't argue with this....seriously.

You 'begged' her??  Umm...bitch, I have a bed, a couch, and a love seat.  Those are the options from me.  Option #4 would have you pay for your own taxi.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2012, 04:58:44 AM »
wait, this girl actually thought after you drove to crooklyn from strong island that you'd drive back in the wee hours of the am. Dumb broad.

FWIW, a taxi from long island to crooklyn is expensive. Should of sent her packing with a metro card
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2012, 05:04:42 AM »
Quote from: Big N on January 29, 2012, 03:06:08 AM
So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

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You could have killed someone.  Well done champ.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2012, 05:14:39 AM »
You must be a terrible lay, "big" n.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2012, 05:16:47 AM »
Should've punched that stupid bitch. "Now you sleep! and i'm going to bed"  8)
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2012, 05:42:54 AM »
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2012, 05:48:38 AM »
no comment.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2012, 06:28:19 AM »
not sure it 's a great idea to post these kind of real private life experiences on here, you submissive loser. I hope it's a joke.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2012, 06:33:43 AM »
your mom is a joke
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2012, 06:39:23 AM »
 sounds like it turned out to be some expensive vagina after all, lucky it didn`t cost thousands in lawyer fees.

 
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2012, 07:27:13 AM »
1. call a cab
2. pay for it
3. take the hit. make nice for a few days.
4. let her slip away - she has another guy and may be hiding you, thus she wants to get home to email him or bring him breakfast or whatever.  just roll with it, you got laid.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2012, 07:31:49 AM »
Quote from: Big N on January 29, 2012, 03:06:08 AM
So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

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NEXT time call a Taxi, no one NEEDS to drive drunk- it's a choice.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2012, 07:37:17 AM »
Should have just rolled over, pushed your ass or feet into her signalling for her to fuck off and had a nice little nap.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2012, 07:39:56 AM »
Taxi dude....Don't drink and drive.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2012, 07:43:17 AM »
Would've never happened to me...
I don't drink.
I don't have a license.
I never do what bitches want.
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