Bitch

[mass243]

I would like to order carpet bombing on your house for driving drunk 

[240 is Back]

Should have just rolled over, pushed your ass or feet into her signalling for her to fuck off and had a nice little nap.

then she pulls a mike tyson and says you raped her.  You kiss her ass, you taxi her home, you get a few texts from her saying she liked it and wants to hang again, then you drop her within a week. 

[Hulkotron]

I bet she was a real looker.

[dustin]

then she pulls a mike tyson and says you raped her.  You kiss her ass, you taxi her home, you get a few texts from her saying she liked it and wants to hang again, then you drop her within a week. 

Touché.

Forgive me, it's been a long time since I've stuck my dick in CRAZY.

[Mr Nobody]

Just cause they got the pussy they think they can get anything they want and usually do.

[dustin]

Just cause they got the pussy they think they can get anything they want and usually do.

Dude... if I had a vagina, I swear I'd be a multi-millionaire and world leader at the very least.

Those little lips yield unimaginable power.

[T-rex]

1. call a cab
2. pay for it
3. take the hit. make nice for a few days.
4. let her slip away - she has another guy and may be hiding you, thus she wants to get home to email him or bring him breakfast or whatever.  just roll with it, you got laid.

^^^^

[Mr Nobody]

Dude... if I had a vagina, I swear I'd be a multi-millionaire and world leader at the very least.

Those little lips yield unimaginable power.

Spot on.

[dj181]

how many times did you do her?

[deadz]

It's funny how gullible people are on the internet. Good "story" Big N. 

[240 is Back]

Touché.

Forgive me, it's been a long time since I've stuck my dick in CRAZY.

LOL always keep EVIDENCE boys.  When she sends you the text afterwards saying she loved having your finish all over her face... then she gets woken up by her boyfriend and, upon fear of not getting her rent paid, she decides to declare you raped her...

That text message may be the only thing keeping your ass outta jail.

So gentlemen, after you hook up, always havea  quick convo via text with her... ask her something trivial but get her to mention the sex in a way that shows she was into it.  Cause when daylight and sobriety return...

[wes]

Good point Rob!

[240 is Back]

its also why i dont advocate 1 night stands without plenty of research.

if she has a history of 'he beat me', 'this guy forced himself upon me' and 'then the police got involved' or 'that's when shit got serious...'


well, the dudes in these situations were probably just like the rest of us.  There are some legit crazy people out there, male and female.  Some women will seriously wreck your life and feel justified because they're punishing mankind for how mean their dad was to their mom, etc.

Research.  Be careful.  Save texts.  make nice in AM.  let them ditch you.  Hell, if she starts falling for you, and she's nuts, shit yourself during sex one night, see how fast the clingy goes away.    Make her run, ,let her have that win.

[FAST LANE]

Should have got her a cab pimp!!! Do your thing, then send em packing 

[Freeway]

I would have given her 100$ and sent her on her way and not answered the phone for a few weeks. She would have taken the hint

[no one]

you're an idiot.

[wes]

I would have given her 100$ and sent her on her way and not answered the phone for a few weeks. She would have taken the hint

Shit,for a hundred bucks,he may as well had just bought some pussy.

[G_Thang]

I would have given her 100$ and sent her on her way and not answered the phone for a few weeks. She would have taken the hint

You wouldn't have done shit, b/c you wouldn't have had $100 left it in pockets.  In fact that's probably what you would start the night with like the rest of us.

And Big N just put the sex story in because he knew getbiggers would come at him if he told the truth he just dropped a drunk bitch off at home.  We all do.

Next? 

[makaveli25]

You risked your freedom for some slut on the second date

[Mr Nobody]

Shit,for a hundred bucks,he may as well had just bought some pussy.

This ^^^^. That way you dont have to deal with BS.

[FAST LANE]

Shit,for a hundred bucks,he may as well had just bought some pussy.

LOL

[SF1900]

Youre a cool guy, Big N, but fucking stupid for driving drunk (or buzzed)

[reppingfor20]

So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

- Discuss

you allow a women to boss you around like this?

[Voland]

you allow a women to boss you around like this?

Like 90% men of the world do. Shame.
The ancient greeks knew better and they where a flourishing civilization.

[Agent69]

second date and 1 taste-and already pussy whipped..bahahahahah
and driving drunk------LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!