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Re: Bitch
« Reply #50 on: January 29, 2012, 11:31:20 AM »
Quote from: Voland on January 29, 2012, 07:43:17 AM
Would've never happened to me...
I don't drink.
I don't have a license.
I never do what bitches want.


Are you 12?
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #51 on: January 29, 2012, 11:32:40 AM »
Fired, women are bossing you...not on the right path bud.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #52 on: January 29, 2012, 11:33:07 AM »
Quote from: Agent69 on January 29, 2012, 11:30:19 AM
second date and 1 taste-and already pussy whipped..bahahahahah
and driving drunk------LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She'll give him anal next time and he'll knock over a 7-11 so that she can have a Slurpee.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #53 on: January 29, 2012, 11:34:07 AM »
driving while being drunk is retarted  :-\
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2012, 11:34:54 AM »
Quote from: Voland on January 29, 2012, 07:43:17 AM
Would've never happened to me...
I only drink alone.
I don't have a license.
I never do bitches.

fixed  ?
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2012, 11:35:20 AM »
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #56 on: January 29, 2012, 11:36:54 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on January 29, 2012, 11:34:54 AM
fixed  ?

Can't a man be sober? dutches....
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #57 on: January 29, 2012, 11:38:52 AM »
Grown men who don't drink on occasion are either recovering alcoholics (quitters) or creepy/weird.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #58 on: January 29, 2012, 11:40:47 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2012, 11:38:52 AM
Grown men who don't drink on occasion are either recovering alcoholics (quitters) or creepy/weird.

girls and sons...
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2012, 11:42:08 AM »
Quote from: Voland on January 29, 2012, 11:40:47 AM
girls and sons...

The first don't care for you and the latter is who we best keep away from you, correct?
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #60 on: January 29, 2012, 11:43:38 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2012, 11:42:08 AM
The first don't care for you and the latter is who we best keep away from you, correct?

NICE!!

Dat's how ta reppazint da NC, yo
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #61 on: January 29, 2012, 11:57:02 AM »
She had to get home B4 her old man did...
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #62 on: January 29, 2012, 12:04:22 PM »
should have told her you want cuddle time :P
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #63 on: January 29, 2012, 12:05:38 PM »
 :D :) 8)


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Re: Bitch
« Reply #64 on: January 29, 2012, 12:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on January 29, 2012, 11:43:38 AM
NICE!!

Dat's how ta reppazint da NC, yo

I keeps it real, dog.  Word.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #65 on: January 29, 2012, 12:18:13 PM »
I'll be the only one to say that Im actually happy after im done with the lady to have her leave...That's the only way i can fully rest having the whole  bed for myself....(a true getbigger)

I atually have done the other way around too....leaving the lady's house around 4am her being mad and all,simply  to go get my bed and  be able to reload my presious energy.


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2012, 12:24:44 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on January 29, 2012, 12:18:13 PM
I'll be the only one to say that Im actually happy after im done with the lady to have her leave...That's the only way i can fully rest having the whole  bed for myself....(a true getbigger)

I atually have done the other way around too....leaving the lady's house around 4am her being mad and all,simply  to go get my bed and  be able to reload my presious energy.


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I mentioned as much at the beginning...that her staying or leaving really wasn't her decision if a true GetBigger had just dropped the hammer on her.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2012, 02:58:01 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2012, 11:38:52 AM
Grown men who don't drink on occasion are either recovering alcoholics (quitters) or creepy/weird.


What about wes ???


...he's both ;D
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #68 on: January 29, 2012, 03:00:07 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 29, 2012, 02:58:01 PM

What about wes ???


...he's both ;D

Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #69 on: January 29, 2012, 03:02:28 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2012, 03:00:07 PM
Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?


He can tell you first hand what prohibition was like....
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #70 on: January 29, 2012, 03:02:57 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2012, 03:00:07 PM
Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?

He's not quite that old, but I hear that he did like hanging out a King Solomon's for sloppy seconds.   :D
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #71 on: January 29, 2012, 03:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on January 29, 2012, 03:02:57 PM
He's not quite that old, but I hear that he did like hanging out a King Solomon's for sloppy seconds.   :D

Wes is timeless.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #72 on: January 29, 2012, 03:32:04 PM »
lol, and this asshole didn't even have the decency to take pics to make a proper thread on getbig.

Rule #1 when smashing sluts: always take pics for the getbig thread.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #73 on: January 29, 2012, 03:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on January 29, 2012, 05:14:39 AM
You must be a terrible lay, "big" n.

This is true. If he was good she wouldn't have wanted him to drive her home. When you're good, women want you to move in.
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Re: Bitch
« Reply #74 on: January 29, 2012, 04:18:29 PM »
yeah, be careful she dosen't leave anything behind - a way to mark her territory or hae a reason to see you again
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