Good post!
I remember this young kid on Mayhem years ago who said he would not compete until he reached 270 pounds............I simply told him,good luck!

In my senior yr in college, I told a female classmate that I wanted 21 inch arms...she said, "Why, would it change who you are or your perception of reality?"
she had a good point, and saying "because it would be cool", sounded really, really stupid.