in elementary school this mentally challenged kid loved to eat salad at lunch with ranch dressing.. one day me and my friends cut him in line at the salad bar right before he was going to get ranch.. there was a one gallon jug of the dressing.. we wouldnt let him get any, we kept pumpin and pumping out ranch dressing onto empty lunch trays untill they were full and then throwing them away.. as the jug slowly emptied the kid was losing his mind, we were getting more and more hysterical as the process went on, by the time the ranch was all gone the kid threw a fucking fit, yelling bloody murder.. a couple of us got suspended.. but we thought it was the funniest shit ever at the time.
i have about 100 stories like that from every year i was in school. i was a fucked up kid.