Hot chick on Metro story.....

[local hero]

got on the metro from work other day ( car in garage ), looking rough and ready after a hard shift down the docks..anyway a young 8/9 was sitting a few rows back, everytime i looked over for a perv she was looking at me then quikly looking away...

she was shit hot, nether the less i nodded off for a few stops, when i woke up i found a piece of paper with her number on it stuffed in my hand! i was pretty chuffed, but the writing was so child like that i had to scrunch it up and throw it away....

[Voland]

got on the metro from work other day ( car in garage ), looking rough and ready after a hard shift down the docks..anyway a young 8/9 was sitting a few rows back, everytime i looked over for a perv she was looking at me then quikly looking away...

she was shit hot, nether the less i nodded off for a few stops, when i woke up i found a piece of paper with her number on it stuffed in my hand! i was pretty chuffed, but the writing was so child like that i had to scrunch it up and throw it away....

Good move. Childish writing is a deal breaker.

[Fitness4Life]

this makes no sense

[Boost]

this makes no sense

English to Americano translation:
 
He took the London underground "Tube" (Underground train system similar to the Nyc metro) home after a days work at the docklands....(A shipping port/marina) He was checking out a 9/10 and vice versa.

nodded off = fell asleep.

[Meso_z]

got on the metro from work other day ( car in garage ), looking rough and ready after a hard shift down the docks..anyway a young 8/9 was sitting a few rows back, everytime i looked over for a perv she was looking at me then quikly looking away...

she was shit hot, nether the less i nodded off for a few stops, when i woke up i found a piece of paper with her number on it stuffed in my hand! i was pretty chuffed, but the writing was so child like that i had to scrunch it up and throw it away....

[Super Natural]

Good move.

[Bonobo]

Concratulations thats an other c.unt you didnt fuck....you're on a roll.....

[BigCyp]

Translation: You were looking at porn on your smartfone on the underground. You fell asleep and when you woke up someone had stolen your fone. After you briefly cried, you gathered yourself together, fixed a cup of hot milk and logged onto getbig to lift your spirits 

[Borracho]

got on the metro from work other day ( car in garage ), looking rough and ready after a hard shift down the docks..anyway a young 8/9 was sitting a few rows back, everytime i looked over for a perv she was looking at me then quikly looking away...

she was shit hot, nether the less i nodded off for a few stops, when i woke up i found a piece of paper with her number on it stuffed in my hand! i was pretty chuffed, but the writing was so child like that i had to scrunch it up and throw it away....

You're not a college professor....you work in a shipping yard ffs.

[mass243]

[Hulkotron]

100% b.s.

[oldman]

I just happenned to be there and I saw an entirely different scene...I grabbed the note and here it is.

[Mitch]

without pic, this thread is worthless.

[Kervin]

it's a dream within a dream you didnt post this thread

[Bgpapi23]

This chick is so shy she looks away everytime you make eye contact with her ,yet so bold she prys your fingers open and stuff her number on a piece of paper in your grubby hands well I call...










Bullshit