I want to take her to a taxidermist.
There is this show that talks about people's fetishes---and very bad habits. This one hot NYC Latina is big into taxidermy...like really big. She has over 50 stuffed dead animals in her apt. Ducks, deer, foxes, little birds,rats, mice she does all the work herself. And she goes looking for the dead animals...
She is hot as hell, but damn, looking at a dead deer and a dead fox while boning that chick would be creepy.