Author Topic: I need all your help... (Read 3349 times)

Voland · « **on:** February 03, 2012, 05:21:49 AM »

I'm poor. Look at my socks!

Help me out. I'm nothing more than a mattress to my dog. A bum. I will open a paypal account so you can all give your donations. Thanks.

Tito24 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2012, 05:25:39 AM »

im more troubled about the bench you sitting on

Voland · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2012, 06:01:35 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on February 03, 2012, 05:25:39 AM

im more troubled about the bench you sitting on

i'm desperate.

Tito24 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2012, 06:11:18 AM »

BigCyp · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2012, 06:19:46 AM »

epic dog.

gym**rat · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2012, 06:30:12 AM »

Where is the jar of peanut butter?

Voland · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2012, 07:33:38 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on February 03, 2012, 06:30:12 AM

Where is the jar of peanut butter?

We don't have PB here.

Voland · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2012, 07:35:26 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on February 03, 2012, 06:19:46 AM

epic dog.

Help me afford a haircut for my dog.

gym**rat · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 03, 2012, 07:33:38 AM

We don't have PB here.

Do you have those little Vienna hots dogs that are like 2" long? If you stick one of those 1/2 up your butt the little fella will go nuts going after it. He will end up hooking it with a dew claw and pulling it out.

So I've read.

Tito24 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:30:39 AM »

bullshit, voland doesnt like peanut butter

liberty · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:36:53 AM »

Epic dog

wes · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:37:38 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on February 03, 2012, 08:20:17 AM

Do you have those little Vienna hots dogs that are like 2" long? If you stick one of those 1/2 up your butt the little fella will go nuts going after it. He will end up hooking it with a dew claw and pulling it out.

So I've read.

Dude,I laughed out loud at that shit ! LOL

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2012, 08:38:09 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 03, 2012, 05:21:49 AM

I'm poor. Look at my socks!

Help me out. I'm nothing more than a mattress to my dog. A bum. I will open a paypal account so you can all give your donations. Thanks.

Sell some of your soiled posing panties stud.

Voland · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2012, 09:05:05 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on February 03, 2012, 08:30:39 AM

bullshit, voland doesnt like peanut butter

I like almond butter better. Can't get it here either. Oh! my life is sinking in.

Power · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2012, 10:09:37 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 03, 2012, 05:21:49 AM

I'm poor. Look at my socks!

Help me out. I'm nothing more than a mattress to my dog. A bum. I will open a paypal account so you can all give your donations. Thanks.

Epic $12.00 grey slip cover to hide your $5.00 worn out garage sale chair.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2012, 10:22:20 AM »

Hope the mop gets a bath at least one a week.

Voland · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2012, 10:24:38 AM »

Quote from: Power on February 03, 2012, 10:09:37 AM

Epic $12.00 grey slip cover to hide your $5.00 worn out garage sale chair.

And cammo jacket recycled from my army days.
What part of broke was unclear? $:-\$

Voland · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2012, 11:23:46 AM »

Me before the end of the year

Tito24 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2012, 11:30:07 AM »

Methadone
(opioid)

Voland · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2012, 11:34:44 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on February 03, 2012, 10:22:20 AM

Hope the mop gets a bath at least one a week.

E2w

eom for me