Author Topic: Voland (Read 6587 times)

Cleanest Natural · « **on:** February 04, 2012, 02:36:15 AM »

this guy is running his mouth all the time so I looked into his posts. Lo and behold I found enough stuff

"26 yo im 1.72cm aprox 75kg. 7 years natural base coming from a very skinny 49 kgs.

This is my first cycle ever.

.."I'm currently in my 1st cycle ever.

Started running test@500mg week after 6 weeks of not feeling anything i added 500mg Eq with it. Im planning to stay "on" for quite some time.

So far not one side effect nor mindblowing effects either. 1st cycle you're supposed to grow like weed. Not me. I have some theories why this has not happened:

a) i have a high tolerance for drugs. Which i do. You name it, i have to take more than the average persons. Why would AAS be any different?
b) my receptors suck and so does my response to drugs.
c) my gear is bunk. I know its easy to go with this one but honestly i think is the least possible of all, as the test was bought from a pharmacy (testoviron schering)

Considering no sides are present (yet) and that i'm keeping arimidex and nolva at hand...what should i do to add more quality size? double the test? double the Eq? both?"

DK II · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:38:25 AM »

He injects plant oil.

mass243 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:38:54 AM »

Didn't feel 500 mg

Kid has either shit genetics or fake stuff in his syringe

though even in latter case, placebo should do sumthin'... so, I go with shit genetics

ChevChelios · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:39:12 AM »

I thought fucking his mom would give him some response to hormones.Guess it did not work

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:44:19 AM »

How the fuck do you weigh 49 kilos??? at 1m72?

?

That's the weight of an anorexic girl.

Can someone produce a photo of this beast?

mass243 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:47:49 AM »

This is said to be 49 kg's. Dunno the height though.

Must suck to be a man and weigh 49 kg

Tito24 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:51:22 AM »

i like his posts

mass243 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:53:33 AM »

Yes. Voland is very positive poster.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:53:58 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on February 04, 2012, 02:51:22 AM

i like his posts

yeah.. he reeks knowledge and wit

bigmc · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:54:44 AM »

maybe you should own him with some six year od pics sev

your own drug cycle seems dependent on how much you are sucking gh15s dick

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:01:16 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on February 04, 2012, 02:54:44 AM

maybe you should own him with some six year od pics sev

your own drug cycle seems dependent on how much you are sucking gh15s dick

you have been PMS'ing a lot lately. Is there trouble in your life?

Voland · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:01:38 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2012, 02:44:19 AM

How the fuck do you weigh 49 kilos??? at 1m72??

That's the weight of an anorexic girl.

Can someone produce a photo of this beast?

I have very thin bones. My wrist are 14cms. I currently weight in the mid 70's. I've got 16in arms that look like 19 and i've never had anyone guess my weight is less that 80kg.

bigmc · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:03:10 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2012, 03:01:16 AM

you have been PMS'ing a lot lately. Is there trouble in your life?

lol

yeah im smashing my head off the keyboard

just suprised by your ass kissing its not like you

Voland · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:03:34 AM »

Quote from: DK II on February 04, 2012, 02:38:25 AM

He injects plant oil.

Nope. I just don't respond well to test. Since adding EQ i started GROWING LEAN. And at the end of what could be considered a cycle i gained 10kg aprox. Good for a skinny poor responder.

outby43 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:05:51 AM »

Voland · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:06:35 AM »

Quote from: mass243 on February 04, 2012, 02:38:54 AM

Didn't feel 500 mg

Kid has either shit genetics or fake stuff in his syringe though even in latter case, placebo should do sumthin'... so, I go with shit genetics

I'd go with that too

But now i've got gh

genetics in a vial.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:07:20 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 04, 2012, 03:01:38 AM

I have very thin bones. My wrist are 14cms. I currently weight in the mid 70's. I've got 16in arms that look like 19 and i've never had anyone guess my weight is less that 80kg.

you wouldn't be able to post a pic and amaze us with your 14 inchers that look 19 would you?

bigmc · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:08:06 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 04, 2012, 03:06:35 AM

I'd go with that too

But now i've got gh genetics in a vial.

if you cant get legit test

the chances of you getting legit gh are between slim and none

Voland · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:08:23 AM »

Quote from: mass243 on February 04, 2012, 02:47:49 AM

This is said to be 49 kg's. Dunno the height though.

Must suck to be a man and weigh 49 kg

This chick is wall taller than i am.
My short stature, thin bones and thick muscles makes me look like a little tank, a pitbull if you might.

Voland · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:09:47 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on February 04, 2012, 03:08:06 AM

if you cant get legit test

the chances of you getting legit gh are between slim and none

My test was legit, testovirons right from the farmacy, bought in Portugal.

And my gh are thanks

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:11:13 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 04, 2012, 03:08:23 AM

This chick is wall taller than i am.
My short stature, thin bones and thick muscles makes me look like a little tank, a pitbull if you might.

AHAHHAHAHA a "pitbull"
man you just woke me up...

Voland · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:11:41 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 04, 2012, 03:07:20 AM

you wouldn't be able to post a pic and amaze us with your 14 inchers that look 19 would you?

I can't. I'm all tattoed, That would reveal my identity. However i will think of a way...maybe some spandex tee. You'd like that right homos?

bigmc · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:11:51 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 04, 2012, 03:09:47 AM

My test was legit, testovirons right from the farmacy, bought in Portugal.

And my gh are thanks

if you didnt feel shit on 500mg of test a week on your first cycle

it was crap end of argument

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:12:13 AM »

a 5'4" 135 lbs pitbull lol

you are like a chiwawa

DK II · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2012, 03:12:33 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 04, 2012, 03:09:47 AM

My test was legit, testovirons right from the farmacy, bought in Portugal.

And my gh are thanks

Maybe you should inject the test with a syringe and not drink them, ever considered that?

Or eventually go to a gym and train?