Author Topic: Mens 3 Biggest Mistakes (Read 11465 times)

NeilGM · « **on:** February 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM »

1) Getting a girl friend

2) Getting married

3) Having children

Number one is where it all starts, your single happy, you don't need no bitch, your big ripped, got money to hand, nothings stopping you until one day you convince yourself you getting older, or your lonely, yes we all fucking do it, God knows why but we do... then you meet this girl, you can't stop thinking about her, she is flawless, your pain eases, you feel fucking great, all in love and shit, training becomes less important, infact you love her that much and you future seems soo clear you even come off the gear because you don't need it anymore... Oh yeah we all been there!
The cracks then start to show but you ignore them at first, these are just teething problems, you need to give it more time...before you know it those cracks have turned into a huge fucking hole and you go back on the gear and think WTF did I get into her for, her friend is well fitter.. After all she has got relaxed around you, so fucking relaxed you starting to ask yourself was I really that blinded when I first met her? Naah she can't of looked like this I would of never got with her..
Two and three just go hand in hand, you end up with one and the other follows as it is the right thing to do. Before you know it you got a "partner" you don't care for that much but don't really know what else to do and the kids just complicate the whole fucking issue more!

Adultry is a sin and I do not advise it but Jesus women are fucking hard work..

Im going to go get in my tardis and go back to a time when life was simpler...

Hulkster · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:42:51 PM »

hmm...

I thought the answer was going to be getting sucked in by:

1. Ass
2. Pussy

and

3. Tits.

but I guess its a variation of the above

NeilGM · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:43:00 PM »

NeilGM · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:43:46 PM »

Pussy = disaster thats all I am saying ha

Metabolic · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:43:53 PM »

Agree with everything, 5 star post, fuck relationships

Borracho · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:44:01 PM »

I think prostitutes are the only way out cause even those booty calls end up falling in love. Before you know it she'll be draining your used condom in her vajeen and you'll be trapped forever.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:44:37 PM »

Quote from: NeilGM on February 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM

1) Getting a girl friend

2) Getting married

3) Having children

Is your name Al Bundy ?

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Hulkster on February 07, 2012, 01:42:51 PM

1. Ass

Keep to this and number 3 on the original list isnt a problem

Natural Man · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:45:39 PM »

sooooo "neilGM".... are your parents separated?

Hulkster · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:45:48 PM »

always remember:

NeilGM · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:48:52 PM »

Quote from: uberman on February 07, 2012, 01:45:39 PM

sooooo "neilGM".... are your parents separated?

No actually married 35 years... If you wondering about my childhood, there are no hidden issues, no abuse, no my dad watchin me wee etc... very good parents infact.

My fucking issue is with bloody women, always has been.. they do my fucking nut in ha

Man of Steel · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:50:20 PM »

Quote from: NeilGM on February 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM

1) Getting a girl friend

2) Getting married

3) Having children

Number one is where it all starts, your single happy, you don't need no bitch, your big ripped, got money to hand, nothings stopping you until one day you convince yourself you getting older, or your lonely, yes we all fucking do it, God knows why but we do... then you meet this girl, you can't stop thinking about her, she is flawless, your pain eases, you feel fucking great, all in love and shit, training becomes less important, infact you love her that much and you future seems soo clear you even come off the gear because you don't need it anymore... Oh yeah we all been there!
The cracks then start to show but you ignore them at first, these are just teething problems, you need to give it more time...before you know it those cracks have turned into a huge fucking hole and you go back on the gear and think WTF did I get into her for, her friend is well fitter.. After all she has got relaxed around you, so fucking relaxed you starting to ask yourself was I really that blinded when I first met her? Naah she can't of looked like this I would of never got with her..
Two and three just go hand in hand, you end up with one and the other follows as it is the right thing to do. Before you know it you got a "partner" you don't care for that much but don't really know what else to do and the kids just complicate the whole fucking issue more!

Adultry is a sin and I do not advise it but Jesus women are fucking hard work..

Im going to go get in my tardis and go back to a time when life was simpler...

So you're into men?

NeilGM · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:50:50 PM »

Quote from: Hulkster on February 07, 2012, 01:45:48 PM

always remember:

Lol, spend your birth trying to get out, the rest of your life trying to get back in

NeilGM · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 07, 2012, 01:50:20 PM

So you're into men?

No, sorry to disapoint you

240 is Back · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:51:56 PM »

telling a woman their secrets. always a no no.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:55:15 PM »

Completely agree with #2 & #3, but not with #1, as long as you stay in LAT mode until you're 110% sure about living under one roof.

AlphaMaleDawg · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:56:34 PM »

I agree with all 3 points

JasonH · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:32:26 PM »

Speaking as someone who in the last 18 months has come out of a ten year relationship (the last six years of which were married) and is still single, I can agree on all three points at this present time.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:33:53 PM »

Quote from: NeilGM on February 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM

1) Getting a girl friend

2) Getting married

3) Having children

Number one is where it all starts, your single happy, you don't need no bitch, your big ripped, got money to hand, nothings stopping you until one day you convince yourself you getting older, or your lonely, yes we all fucking do it, God knows why but we do... then you meet this girl, you can't stop thinking about her, she is flawless, your pain eases, you feel fucking great, all in love and shit, training becomes less important, infact you love her that much and you future seems soo clear you even come off the gear because you don't need it anymore... Oh yeah we all been there!
The cracks then start to show but you ignore them at first, these are just teething problems, you need to give it more time...before you know it those cracks have turned into a huge fucking hole and you go back on the gear and think WTF did I get into her for, her friend is well fitter.. After all she has got relaxed around you, so fucking relaxed you starting to ask yourself was I really that blinded when I first met her? Naah she can't of looked like this I would of never got with her..
Two and three just go hand in hand, you end up with one and the other follows as it is the right thing to do. Before you know it you got a "partner" you don't care for that much but don't really know what else to do and the kids just complicate the whole fucking issue more!

Adultry is a sin and I do not advise it but Jesus women are fucking hard work..

Im going to go get in my tardis and go back to a time when life was simpler...

Damn fine post right there.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:38:30 PM »

Quote from: NeilGM on February 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM

1) Getting a girl friend

2) Getting married

3) Having children

Number one is where it all starts, your single happy, you don't need no bitch, your big ripped, got money to hand, nothings stopping you until one day you convince yourself you getting older, or your lonely, yes we all fucking do it, God knows why but we do... then you meet this girl, you can't stop thinking about her, she is flawless, your pain eases, you feel fucking great, all in love and shit, training becomes less important, infact you love her that much and you future seems soo clear you even come off the gear because you don't need it anymore... Oh yeah we all been there!
The cracks then start to show but you ignore them at first, these are just teething problems, you need to give it more time...before you know it those cracks have turned into a huge fucking hole and you go back on the gear and think WTF did I get into her for, her friend is well fitter.. After all she has got relaxed around you, so fucking relaxed you starting to ask yourself was I really that blinded when I first met her? Naah she can't of looked like this I would of never got with her..
Two and three just go hand in hand, you end up with one and the other follows as it is the right thing to do. Before you know it you got a "partner" you don't care for that much but don't really know what else to do and the kids just complicate the whole fucking issue more!

Adultry is a sin and I do not advise it but Jesus women are fucking hard work..

Im going to go get in my tardis and go back to a time when life was simpler...

BEST FUCKING POST, THUS FAR, OF 2012 !!!! I feel like you know me so well, Neil ! Hahahaha ! I LOVE women, but DAMN !!!

apply85 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:41:32 PM »

spare the rod and spoil the bitch

delta9mda · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:00:42 PM »

Quote from: NeilGM on February 07, 2012, 01:43:46 PM

Pussy = disaster thats all I am saying ha

are you gay? are there things?

Cutlet767 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:02:21 PM »

It's very easy to fall for the relationship trap, very fucking easy. Marriage, no matter WHO it is you marry, or where she is from, how good her values, etc, WILL end in ADULTERY! ALLLWAYS. And, you will eventually break up with her. It doesn't matter how long it takes.

Lol, the worst marriages are in fact, the ones that last the longest, because they are filled with more filth and lies than Lay Nortom, Liar Priest, Scup, Danta and all his fucking grandsons rolled into one.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:06:10 PM »

Quote from: NeilGM on February 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM

Im going to go get in my tardis and go back to a time when life was simpler...

BIG ACH · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2012, 03:14:47 PM »

A lot of folks here who got stung by women :-)

Speaking from the other perspective, I've been married for almost six years (got married at 23) and I've known my wife since I was in 8th grade.... so, a long ass time... we know each other inside out...

I can without a doubt say, marrying her was the best decision I've ever made in my life, we compliment each other really well, and we are both still madly in love with each other - I don't mean to make this sound like a sappy cliche but its the truth and the essence of our happiness.

Marriage is not for everyone, some of my best friends are single and never plan on getting married and hey, if that makes them happy then good for them, I support their decision lol and I'm not one of those annoying guys who tries to convince them to settle down, to each their own.... but for me, I'd be lost without my wife.