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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #75 on: February 07, 2012, 08:13:28 PM »
it smells like dick in here- did Rhino burp?

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Re: best thread ever: mens 3 biggest mistakes...
« Reply #76 on: February 07, 2012, 08:13:30 PM »
she was a good woman and reminded me of my grandmother Pussymouth Martinez


I don't usually laugh at your jokes ... but this was pretty damn funny. :D

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #77 on: February 07, 2012, 08:15:54 PM »

settledown, Liberace

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #78 on: February 07, 2012, 08:16:51 PM »
don't tell me this board is gay!!! :(
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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #79 on: February 07, 2012, 08:18:21 PM »
it smells like black dicks in here- did Rhino burp?
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Re: Mens 3 biggest mistakes
« Reply #80 on: February 07, 2012, 08:18:23 PM »
I think they're only mistakes if you make them just because you think you are supposed to, like many of the sheep do.
I never wanted to get married, and never wanted to have kids.
I met a girl 7 years ago that I just liked being around more often than not, so I married her. I don't see myself
not wanting to be with her. Of course everyone always wants to fuck other chicks, that never changes, but
I got sick of wasting time trying to fuck everyone and I got really sick of worrying about STD's or knocking up some
slutbag that I barely knew. It's a compromise, some just don't want to make it.
I don't think being single forever is wrong either, I just decided it wasn't for me anymore.

I still don't want kids, and I made sure my wife didn't either before committing to her. That is one of the biggest mistakes
anyone can make. I always ask people why they want kids, and no one can give me a straight answer.
Men that really want kids have always seemed really strange to me. I laugh inside every time people ask me if I am having
kids or suggest that I have kids, and tell me all the bullshit 'joys' that children bring them. I can see right through it,
as if they want other people to share in the misery of raising children.

I am especially bothered by people that need to have children in order to grow up and become responsible. I know plenty
of assholes that used to kick doors in and beat people up, deal drugs, and all kinds of other shit, but stopped now that
they have 'something to live for'. Fucking lame.

LOL @ the passing on 'your name' or 'your legacy'. No one leaves a legacy. The most important people in the world are
eventually forgotten.


Wise post. I feel the same exact way.


Damn ... some really good posts in this thread. Intelligent, well-thoughtout posts. Hmmm ... this is still GetBig, right ?????? Am I on a different board ????? Brb.

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #81 on: February 07, 2012, 08:19:37 PM »
15 years ago, i got with this chick a few times...I always wore a rubber...After consumating into a rubber, i pulled out, and she yelled,"Never pull out right away, it hurts!!!!!" So i would wait to go soft, and the rubber would come off inside her....A few years ago i lay awake in bed thinking about that night, and the following encounters with her and discovered the bitch was trying to have a baby!! That had to be it, never have i ran into a girl that wanted me to wait to pull out...What do you say gentleman, was i a immature sucker? She ended up having a baby a year later with a black dude so i wonder if she pulled the same trick with him...I was lucky!!!!!!


Who in the fuck wears rubbers? ::)

Honestly bitch was trying lock you in. Sometimes they just want to become baby making machines. Why? Because maybe you have a decent job that pays well and you really think the majority of women want to work the rest of their lives? Fuck no! I had this one chick pull the ' I can't get pregnant, my doc says I'm unable to'. I forgot what the diagnosis was cuz I really don't want to know about anything past the Vag shoot. Anyways she wanted me to 'test' her out to see if she was able to get prego. I'm old, chick was young, hot with dead end job. I ran like Juruth out of an all female orgy. Same ending though. Chick found a bread winner, miraculously got pregnant and no longer has to work. I did bang her rubbered up. Best 10 seconds of her life. And I even skipped the foreplay ;)

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #82 on: February 07, 2012, 08:19:52 PM »
get a vasectomy and tell none of them.   you can play along when they're "baby, I think we're pregnant"  hahahahahah

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #83 on: February 07, 2012, 08:20:38 PM »
I know you do it, admit it


nothing gets by you, Columbo



correction noted

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« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2012, 08:23:31 PM »
I think they're only mistakes if you make them just because you think you are supposed to, like many of the sheep do.
I never wanted to get married, and never wanted to have kids.
I met a girl 7 years ago that I just liked being around more often than not, so I married her. I don't see myself
not wanting to be with her. Of course everyone always wants to fuck other chicks, that never changes, but
I got sick of wasting time trying to fuck everyone and I got really sick of worrying about STD's or knocking up some
slutbag that I barely knew. It's a compromise, some just don't want to make it.
I don't think being single forever is wrong either, I just decided it wasn't for me anymore.

I still don't want kids, and I made sure my wife didn't either before committing to her. That is one of the biggest mistakes
anyone can make. I always ask people why they want kids, and no one can give me a straight answer.
Men that really want kids have always seemed really strange to me. I laugh inside every time people ask me if I am having
kids or suggest that I have kids, and tell me all the bullshit 'joys' that children bring them. I can see right through it,
as if they want other people to share in the misery of raising children.

I am especially bothered by people that need to have children in order to grow up and become responsible. I know plenty
of assholes that used to kick doors in and beat people up, deal drugs, and all kinds of other shit, but stopped now that
they have 'something to live for'. Fucking lame.

LOL @ the passing on 'your name' or 'your legacy'. No one leaves a legacy. The most important people in the world are
eventually forgotten.

God's gift are children. But like you said, you make things the way you think it's supposed to be. To each their own. I love children, planning on having 4-5 kids. But marriage isn't for me.
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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2012, 08:23:46 PM »
get a vasectomy and tell none of them.   you can play along when they're "baby, I think we're pregnant"  hahahahahah
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Re: Mens 3 biggest mistakes
« Reply #86 on: February 07, 2012, 08:25:05 PM »
1. Voting Republican

2. Being a Dallas Cowboy fan

3. Marrying a women with a loud squawk of a voice

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2012, 08:25:36 PM »
Liberace gay.
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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2012, 08:25:51 PM »
nothing gets by you, Columbo

correction noted

It's all good Johnny, ive enjoyed your posts for years.

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2012, 08:26:36 PM »
get a vasectomy and tell none of them.   you can play along when they're "baby, I think we're pregnant"  hahahahahah

Getting the boys snipped :'( I'd rather make 30 appearances on Maury :D

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #90 on: February 07, 2012, 08:27:09 PM »
It's all good Johnny, ive enjoyed your posts for years.

Oh yeah.....well, enjoy this









btw, you all can't tell but a grabbed my crotch after i typed "enjoy this"

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2012, 08:27:47 PM »
this

best part is letting her get all warm n cozy with the idea of you being baby daddy.

"Honey, we should probably get married" or "at least we have my famliy trust fund so junior will never have to work".

Then you wait until some really brilliant moment to casually whip out the "aint that some shit" paperwork and pwn her dreams.


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Re: Mens 3 biggest mistakes
« Reply #92 on: February 07, 2012, 08:28:05 PM »
I would contribute to this thread but I don't have any kids

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2012, 08:28:39 PM »
Oh yeah.....well, enjoy this

No Homo?









btw, you all can't tell but a grabbed my crotch after i typed "enjoy this"

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« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2012, 08:29:27 PM »
I think they're only mistakes if you make them just because you think you are supposed to, like many of the sheep do.
I never wanted to get married, and never wanted to have kids.
I met a girl 7 years ago that I just liked being around more often than not, so I married her. I don't see myself
not wanting to be with her. Of course everyone always wants to fuck other chicks, that never changes, but
I got sick of wasting time trying to fuck everyone and I got really sick of worrying about STD's or knocking up some
slutbag that I barely knew. It's a compromise, some just don't want to make it.
I don't think being single forever is wrong either, I just decided it wasn't for me anymore.

I still don't want kids, and I made sure my wife didn't either before committing to her. That is one of the biggest mistakes
anyone can make. I always ask people why they want kids, and no one can give me a straight answer.
Men that really want kids have always seemed really strange to me. I laugh inside every time people ask me if I am having
kids or suggest that I have kids, and tell me all the bullshit 'joys' that children bring them. I can see right through it,
as if they want other people to share in the misery of raising children.

I am especially bothered by people that need to have children in order to grow up and become responsible. I know plenty
of assholes that used to kick doors in and beat people up, deal drugs, and all kinds of other shit, but stopped now that
they have 'something to live for'. Fucking lame.

LOL @ the passing on 'your name' or 'your legacy'. No one leaves a legacy. The most important people in the world are
eventually forgotten.

Very good post - getting married because its what society says to do is a sure way for a disaster!

You gotta get into it for the right reasons, or else you are fucked!

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #95 on: February 07, 2012, 08:30:46 PM »
Oh yeah.....well, enjoy this









btw, you all can't tell but a grabbed my crotch after i typed "enjoy this"

That wasn't you grabbing your crotch there stud :-X

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Re: Mens 3 biggest mistakes
« Reply #96 on: February 07, 2012, 08:34:38 PM »
God's gift are children. But like you said, you make things the way you think it's supposed to be. To each their own. I love children, planning on having 4-5 kids. But marriage isn't for me.


Sooo ... let me get this straight. You plan on having 4-5 children, yet you don't plan on ever getting married ?? If that's correct, than you fit in 100 % with today's society. Congrats. :/

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #97 on: February 07, 2012, 08:35:14 PM »
That wasn't you grabbing your crotch there stud :-X
Excellent example of a stupid post, thanks for sharing, fuckface.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Im looking after my brother man...Never fall for this trap!!!!
« Reply #98 on: February 07, 2012, 08:36:30 PM »
That wasn't you grabbing your crotch there stud :-X

Cool it T-rex, Johnny is a legend


































In his own mind  :P


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Re: Mens 3 biggest mistakes
« Reply #99 on: February 07, 2012, 08:38:42 PM »

Sooo ... let me get this straight. You plan on having 4-5 children, yet you don't plan on ever getting married ?? If that's correct, than you fit in 100 % with today's society. Congrats. :/

To each their own. I know you like knowledge and wisdom. But my post was just for what's it's worth of what I want in my life. Remember, everybody's different and doesn't necessarily need to follow the sheep when it comes to marriage and kids. I'm only my own label.
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