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Q & A with Voland
« on: February 08, 2012, 12:49:11 PM »
Ask what ever you want. Bring it on. I will respond honestly.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2012, 12:51:43 PM »
Dear Voland,

Why is your getbig name Voland,

thank you for your answer,

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2012, 12:52:57 PM »
Ask what ever you want. Bring it on. I will respond honestly.

Who the fuck are you?  ???

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2012, 12:54:50 PM »
Why is Kant's deontology para-consistent?

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2012, 12:55:59 PM »
Who the fuck are you?  ???
Imagine a Vole. Then imagine a land full of Voles. He comes from said land. He is a Volander.

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2012, 12:57:08 PM »
How much SEO/Synthol do you/have you put in those arms?

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2012, 12:57:55 PM »
Dear Voland,

Why is your getbig name Voland,

thank you for your answer,

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Its the same nickname i used at rx and use at MD.
I got the name from the bm band seigneur volan, "mister voland" who the french used to believe was the impersonation of satan. Its an awesome band although the Laurent (the lead) is a train-wreck yet created one of the best riffs in SV and Kristallnacht.

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2012, 12:58:32 PM »
Voland, what kind of ice-transplant would you use in Woudsend so that we can say: "It Giet Oan" ?

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2012, 12:58:53 PM »
Its the same nickname i used at rx and use at MD.
I got the name from the bm band seigneur volan, "mister voland" who the french used to believe was the impersonation of satan. Its an awesome band although the Laurent (the lead) is a train-wreck yet created one of the best riffs in SV and Kristallnacht.



Do you prefer Mutiilation or Vlad Trepes?

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2012, 01:00:01 PM »
Who the fuck are you?  ???

Someone you've been waiting for.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2012, 01:01:12 PM »
Why is Kant's deontology para-consistent?

Tribesman don't know consistency.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2012, 01:01:23 PM »
OK Voland, we want the answers and we want em now... >:(

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2012, 01:02:10 PM »
How much SEO/Synthol do you/have you put in those arms?

None. Arms are one of the very few bodyparts where i don't require SEO. That guy is brazilian icon Furlan.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2012, 01:02:56 PM »
Voland, what kind of ice-transplant would you use in Woudsend so that we can say: "It Giet Oan" ?

the coldest one.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2012, 01:03:09 PM »
this isnt my AMA it's to boring so far. Please Voland don't attempt something like this without the tact you are ruining it for the rest of us.


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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2012, 01:05:40 PM »
Do you prefer Mutiilation or Vlad Trepes?

I like both i'd go with mutiilation for a more professional sound or and more image-inspiring but i'd slightly favor Vlad Tepes for their more raw/primitive sound, its more aggressive and BM is aggression and fucking hate. 
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2012, 01:06:20 PM »
I like both i'd go with mutiilation for a more professional sound or and more image-inspiring but i'd slightly favor Vlad Tepes for their more raw/primitive sound, its more aggressive and BM is aggression and fucking hate. 
Mayhem or Emperor, get this one right this time.

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2012, 01:06:48 PM »
this isnt my AMA it's to boring so far. Please Voland don't attempt something like this without the tact you are ruining it for the rest of us.



Ask better questions and you shall receive better answers  ;).
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2012, 01:07:56 PM »
Mayhem or Emperor, get this one right this time.

Emperor. In the Nightside Eclipse is one of the best record ever made.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2012, 01:08:27 PM »
this isnt my AMA it's to boring so far. Please Voland don't attempt something like this without the tact you are ruining it for the rest of us.


Nuh this thread is funny........just this once  ;D

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2012, 01:09:09 PM »
Emperor. In the Nightside Eclipse is one of the best record ever made.

I hate you and I hope you die in a pile of burning shit

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2012, 01:10:30 PM »
I hate you and I hope you die in a pile of burning shit

You don't know taste and i pity you  :D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2012, 01:10:56 PM »
Its the same nickname i used at rx and use at MD.
I got the name from the bm band seigneur volan, "mister voland" who the french used to believe was the impersonation of satan. Its an awesome band although the Laurent (the lead) is a train-wreck yet created one of the best riffs in SV and Kristallnacht.

Like the music. Mais je ne ne crois pas que tu es francais, mon ami....

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2012, 01:11:40 PM »
Emperor. In the Nightside Eclipse is one of the best record ever made.

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Emperor were one of those few bands that got better as time went on.
Usually black metal bands released stellar records early on, then turned to shit (Immortal) or changed sounds altogether (Ulver)

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2012, 01:13:07 PM »
Holland:  GOREFEST !!!!