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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2012, 01:13:52 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on February 08, 2012, 01:10:56 PM
Like the music. Mais je ne ne crois pas que tu es francais, mon ami....

Je ne suis pas français. Je suis espagnol (catalan  ;)). Les Français sont gais  ;D.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2012, 01:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Raymondo on February 08, 2012, 01:11:40 PM
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Emperor were one of those few bands that got better as time went on.
Usually black metal bands released stellar records early on, then turned to shit (Immortal) or changed sounds altogether (Ulver)

I agree with this, Mayhem, the one with Euronymous, maybe I should have said that before, was better than Emperor, although Ihsahn was insane at writing dark music.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2012, 01:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:13:52 PM
Je ne suis pas français. Je suis espagnol (catalan  ;)). Les Français sont gais  ;D.
Barcelona ?
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2012, 01:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Raymondo on February 08, 2012, 01:17:47 PM
It's obvious from your writings that you are a bum bandit, so my question for you is, when did you first realise you were gay?

The day i caught myself posting on getbig  :D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2012, 01:21:58 PM »
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2012, 01:26:41 PM »
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2012, 01:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Metabolic on February 08, 2012, 01:26:41 PM
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?



Not as fast as your mom unbuttons my pants.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2012, 01:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:33:20 PM
Not as fast as your mom unbuttons my pants.

So you didnt watch Monty Python Quest for the Wholy Grail?
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2012, 01:43:09 PM »
Quote from: Metabolic on February 08, 2012, 01:35:16 PM
So you didnt watch Monty Python Quest for the Wholy Grail?

I've never watched Monthy Python  :-[
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2012, 01:44:23 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:43:09 PM
I've never watched Monthy Python  :-[

Do yourself a favor and watch Quest for the Holy Grail.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2012, 01:45:19 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:43:09 PM
I've never watched Monthy Python  :-[
???  How old are you, Volanda ?
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2012, 01:46:46 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on February 08, 2012, 01:45:19 PM
???  How old are you, Volanda ?

mid 20's
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2012, 01:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:13:52 PM
Je ne suis pas français. Je suis espagnol (catalan  ;)). Les Français sont gais  ;D.

ferme ta gueule bouffon et va niquer ta mere 
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2012, 01:50:29 PM »
If you got the time and stuff, watch Holy Grail and LIfe of Brian. And Fawlty Towers. And maybe Time Bandits.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2012, 01:52:22 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:02:10 PM
None. Arms are one of the very few bodyparts where i don't require SEO. That guy is brazilian icon Furlan.

Ahh ok fair enough, thought you was an oil baby ha
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2012, 01:52:57 PM »
Quote from: balzac on February 08, 2012, 01:49:40 PM
ferme ta gueule bouffon et va niquer ta mere 

lol
toucher un nerf? effondrement français  ;D

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2012, 01:54:09 PM »
Voland, do you allow a woman to hit you with a strap on?
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2012, 01:54:16 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on February 08, 2012, 01:50:29 PM
If you got the time and stuff, watch Holy Grail and LIfe of Brian. And Fawlty Towers. And maybe Time Bandits.

I believe i have seen life of brian. Thats the jesus mock film right?
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2012, 01:56:03 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on February 08, 2012, 01:54:09 PM
Voland, do you allow a woman to hit you with a strap on?

oh noez!!!. That must hurt. Women never complain though  ??? :D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2012, 01:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 01:56:03 PM
oh noez!!!. That must hurt. Women never complain though  ??? :D

Then how about a chick with a natural dick?
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2012, 02:00:54 PM »
Quote from: balzac on February 08, 2012, 01:49:40 PM
ferme ta gueule bouffon et va niquer ta mere  
One running joke on Married... with Children is Al's hatred against the French. He thinks they are cowards and stink. Following Al's opinion, the show contains a lot of jokes about the French.

Moi j'aime La France beaucoup. Ma femme est Valoise, nous avons beaucoup des amies Francais. J'aime la lanque aussi. Mais ils sont TRES arrogants......... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2012, 02:02:51 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on February 08, 2012, 01:57:48 PM
Then how about a chick with a natural dick?

I'd let Steve Namats wife hit me  ;)
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2012, 02:05:40 PM »
Quote from: Voland on February 08, 2012, 02:02:51 PM
I'd let Steve Namats wife hit me  ;)

That's nice buffed chick, I guess she's way taller than that midget husband
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2012, 02:06:22 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on February 08, 2012, 02:00:54 PM
One running joke on Married... with Children is Al's hatred against the French. He thinks they are cowards and stink. Following Al's opinion, the show contains a lot of jokes about the French.

Moi j'aime La France beaucoup. Ma femme est Valois, nous avons beaucoup des amies Francais. J'aime la lanque aussi. Mais ils sont TRES arrogant......... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I don't like their attitude and how stuck up they are but to be fair not all French are horrible. Parisian however are  ;D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2012, 02:07:20 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on February 08, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
That's nice buffed chick, I guess she's way taller than that midget husband

which makes her taller than me too  :D
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