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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2012, 02:08:38 PM »
I don't like their attitude and how stuck up they are but to be fair not all French are horrible. Parisian however are  ;D

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #51 on: February 08, 2012, 02:12:11 PM »

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #52 on: February 08, 2012, 02:12:57 PM »
which makes her taller than me too  :D

Being a midget from France...., that must double suck  :-\

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #53 on: February 08, 2012, 02:13:50 PM »
Being a midget from France...., that must double suck  :-\
Unless you are Sarkozy.... ;D

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #54 on: February 08, 2012, 02:15:51 PM »
Unless you are Sarkozy.... ;D

No, his wife is almost as scary as Maria.


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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #55 on: February 08, 2012, 02:16:49 PM »
Being a midget from France...., that must double suck  :-\

 >:( not france.
In spain 5,7 is average.  ;D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #56 on: February 08, 2012, 02:17:49 PM »
No, his wife is almost as scary as Maria.


Aaaah, bad lighting. But you like Dave Crosby, don't ya ?


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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2012, 02:19:22 PM »
Barcelona? ahahaha
Isn't it the gay capital or Europe? You could probably find more poofs there than alcoholics in Glasgow ;D ;D ;D

honestly, yes.  ;D
Actually one of the biggest neighborhoods of the city is gay and one of the wealthiest too.
However Barcelona is the prostitution capital of Europe (followed closely by Budapest) and has only of the largest gay and tranny population in Europe too.
 
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« Reply #58 on: February 08, 2012, 02:20:31 PM »
honestly, yes.  ;D
Actually one of the biggest neighborhoods of the city is gay and one of the wealthiest too.
However Barcelona is the prostitution capital of Europe (followed closely by Budapest) and has only of the largest gay and tranny population in Europe too.
 
Aren't you forgetting Amsterdam here...?

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #59 on: February 08, 2012, 02:22:31 PM »
No, his wife is almost as scary as Maria.



she's banging her junkie friend/manager/whatever he is benjamin biolay
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #60 on: February 08, 2012, 02:24:25 PM »
Aaaah, bad lighting. But you like Dave Crosby, don't ya ?



Yeah, it must be the lighting or the angle...
Didn't I complain about your music postings with fossils, holding a guitar?  ;D
Well, I would always prefer Carla over Maria or Dennis's wife

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #61 on: February 08, 2012, 02:25:40 PM »
Aren't you forgetting Amsterdam here...?

Not forgetting it but Amsterdam are like 1,5 millions right? Barcelona is twice that and the % of prostitution is higher lol
It is traditional in spain to take your kid to the prostitutes in his 13,14 or 15th b-day. A father, an uncle, and older brother pays for it ;)
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #62 on: February 08, 2012, 02:43:53 PM »
btw spain has a closet gay president. First gay president ever.

homo.
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #63 on: February 08, 2012, 02:51:04 PM »
voland, are you a homo?

you give me a very homo vibe

(no homo)

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #64 on: February 08, 2012, 02:54:15 PM »
is this how you picked the venereal disease that scrambled your brains :P

no, your mom  :D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #65 on: February 08, 2012, 03:13:22 PM »
btw spain has a closet gay president. First gay president ever.

homo.


Scary pedo

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #66 on: February 08, 2012, 03:16:12 PM »
Scary pedo

two cocks, one in my mouth, one i my ass

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #67 on: February 08, 2012, 03:25:12 PM »
Angela isn't realizing he's dead serious about it

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #68 on: February 08, 2012, 03:28:21 PM »
Angela isn't realizing he's dead serious about it

Angela is a lesbo  ;D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #69 on: February 08, 2012, 03:36:51 PM »
Angela is a lesbo  ;D

I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case, imagine her in kinky Lederhosen... :-X

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #70 on: February 08, 2012, 05:48:36 PM »
How bad do you miss your natal country El Salvador??

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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #71 on: February 08, 2012, 11:43:33 PM »
How bad do you miss your natal country El Salvador??

I miss it very bad. Your mom specially  :D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #72 on: February 09, 2012, 12:09:44 AM »
british humour is so stupid...i cringe when i think of monther pythers humour...itīs for british (all ages) and 50+ geezers
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #73 on: February 09, 2012, 12:20:18 AM »
british humour is so stupid...i cringe when i think of monther pythers humour...itīs for british (all ages) and 50+ geezers

British think its very subtle and witty  ;D
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Re: Q & A with Voland
« Reply #74 on: February 09, 2012, 02:00:29 AM »
Volando, How old are you?