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THE NEW JASON BOURNE!!WHAT A BEAST!!
« on: February 09, 2012, 09:35:42 AM »
Jeremy Renner, starring in the New bourne Movie,The Bourne Legacy,(not playing Bourne but another agent with awesome skills), is all man!5'6 inches of pure steel, this 135 pound beast, an ex hollywood makeup artist, is set to blaze the screen alight!



Jeremy hasnt been pictured with a girlfriend ever because he says he's been too hard at work building and living in houses with his best guy friend (pictured below) for the last 10 years, and couldnt afford to wine and dine a woman.Showing amazing acting chops, Jeremy showed his "sensitive" side by taking his mother as his date to his 2 in a row best actor oscar nominations.



Jeremy recently was shown in many pictures buddying up to another hollywood machoman, Tom Cruise. The two spent alot of time offset of Mission Impossible 4 working on being manly together.




Jeremy has always loved the theatre and says he'd like nothing more than to do a musical to counteract his macho exterior!The question just remains, what is his Getbig username?




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Re: THE NEW JASON BOURNE!!WHAT A BEAST!!
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2012, 09:37:23 AM »
The pussyfacation of America continues

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2012, 09:41:48 AM »
Who cares if he's gay. That guy is a good actor

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2012, 09:46:09 AM »
I'm straight and I've never been pictured with a woman- big deal


Jeremy Renner isn't gay- he just probably lives in Albany where the women are just very frigid

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2012, 09:48:11 AM »
looked somewhat-good in swat not any worse than  damon

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2012, 10:27:10 AM »
He was excellent in Hurt Locker.   

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2012, 10:36:41 AM »
wtf he is a very good actor in these types of movies. The Bourne movies are one of the best action trilogies ever IMO. I can't wait for this one

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2012, 10:38:40 AM »
Who cares if he's gay. That guy is a good actor

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2012, 10:40:14 AM »
For the record, i think he'll make a great bourne and is a good actor, he just wouldnt be my first choice to check me for colon cancer at the hospital.

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2012, 10:48:20 AM »
the highest skilled super cops of the cia and the military train kung fu all day

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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2012, 10:54:52 AM »
For the record, i think he'll make a great bourne and is a good actor, he just wouldnt be my first choice to check me for colon cancer at the hospital.

who else would you have in mind? just wondering as I am sure there are a number of guys who would do a good job. I am a huge fan of a guy like the rock in movies but this wouldn't be the right role for him, for example

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2012, 10:58:02 AM »
For the record, i think he'll make a great bourne and is a good actor, he just wouldnt be my first choice to check me for colon cancer at the hospital.

Haha. He'll probably take Mission Impossible over, too.

Good actor. Really enjoyed his performance in "The Town".

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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2012, 11:06:13 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2012, 11:07:15 AM »
half of hollywood is queer.. so what  ???

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2012, 12:41:18 PM »
yea the trailer looks pretty damn good!
wtf he is a very good actor in these types of movies. The Bourne movies are one of the best action trilogies ever IMO. I can't wait for this one

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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2012, 03:45:50 PM »
he looks like a lesbian woman in all those pics

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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2012, 03:59:42 PM »
Dropping loads

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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2012, 04:03:14 PM »
Haha. He'll probably take Mission Impossible over, too.

Good actor. Really enjoyed his performance in "The Town".

he might as well. the franchise is raped beyond all descency already

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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2012, 04:34:50 PM »
wtf he is a very good actor in these types of movies. The Bourne movies are one of the best action trilogies ever IMO. I can't wait for this one
x2, dude is a great actor IMO, was good in SWAT and mission impossible, among others

And the Bourne movies are sick!!

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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2012, 06:09:48 PM »
Why make it a 'bourne" movie...why not just a cool, spy, action movie?

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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2012, 06:10:51 PM »
x2, dude is a great actor IMO, was good in SWAT and mission impossible, among others

And the Bourne movies are sick!!
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2012, 07:38:48 PM »
he was good in the movie "The Town"
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2012, 08:11:48 PM »
He was excellent in Hurt Locker.   
X2. He's an actor, that's what they do. He pretends to be a tough guy. He doesnt have to be 6'2" 225 in real life. Couple of his movies have been good, he will probably be ok in the role. I will say, in relation to the actor being huge, the guy for Bane in the new Batman seems weak. Bane sopposed to be a tank. They didnt need to have hoses running into his body and being fake but just had him be jacked.

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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2012, 08:16:38 PM »
who else would you have in mind? just wondering as I am sure there are a number of guys who would do a good job. I am a huge fan of a guy like the rock in movies but this wouldn't be the right role for him, for example

Pillowbiter....he's the "real life" Jason Bourne.

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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2012, 08:21:58 PM »
  Who gives a shit? You guys think that those "macho" actors like Sly and Arnie are actually manly in real life? Arnie took ballet classes to learn how to pose all oiled up in a thong for adoring men. As for being tall and muscular, do you really think this makes any difference to bullets? One bullet kills the 6'4, 270 lbs monster as easily as the 5'6, 135 lbs gay geek. What difference does being tall and muscular make in making it belieavable an actor playing the role of a cop, soldier or spy?

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