Don't pay your mortgage...gov't got you covered - check
Want a free cell phone...gov't got you covered - check
Free medical care...gov't got you covered - check
Need some food (sorry, no whey)...gov't got you covered - check
Internet access? That's a right!...gov't got you covered - check
School loan - just don't pay it for 20 years...gov't got you covered - check
55" High Def Plasma TV...coming soon
30,000 spy drones to make sure everybody has a free 55" High Def Plasma TV...coming soon
Retards like Blacken, 240, and Andre to sell you on all this - check.
Yep, we've got nothing to worry about...