This shit pisses me off so bad

[purenaturalstrength]

africanos leave even more out

"i go maket" (i go to the market)

[NeilGM]

I've posted about this before, but I work with these fuck sticks so it annoys the shit out of me!!!

These English fucks and some Canadians say a noun without the proper article before it.

Like saying "I go to University" instead of "I go to a (or the) University", "I had to go to hospital" instead of "I had to go to the hospital", etc...

This shit makes you sound like you're a fucking moron, FUCK!!!!!!!!


 

It's a shame you think English are fucks.. I could just not bare to use the language of a race of people I thought where fucks, maybe you should learn to speak French.. Many of them do not like the English either..

Let me explain it to you so you so can understand and hopefully this will ease your frustration with the fact you speak the language of a race of people you just don't like...

Like saying "I go to University" instead of "I go to a (or the) University", "I had to go to hospital" instead of "I had to go to the hospital", etc...

I go to University = I study at University (non specific - generalisation)
I go to a University = I go to a University (specific)
I go to the University = I go to a particular University

For example:

Bill is talking about daily activites with Bob and tells him he works for the Post Office, he then says to Bob "Bob, what do you do then?"

1) "I go to University Bill"

2) "I go to a University in London Bill"

3) "I go to the University over there Bill"

[YngiweRhoads]

How about those rediculous retarts that consistently spell rediculous and retarted incorrectly? Grrrr...

[PJim]

I have to go to loo toilet.

Actually we'd never say that Wes. We always say "the toilet".

[YngiweRhoads]

It's a shame you think English are fucks.. I could just not bare to use the language of a race of people I thought where fucks, maybe you should learn to speak French.. Many of them do not like the English either..

Let me explain it to you so you so can understand and hopefully this will ease your frustration with the fact you speak the language of a race of people you just don't like...

Like saying "I go to University" instead of "I go to a (or the) University", "I had to go to hospital" instead of "I had to go to the hospital", etc...

I go to University = I study at University (non specific - generalisation)
I go to a University = I go to a University (specific)
I go to the University = I go to a particular University

For example:

Bill is talking about daily activites with Bob and tells him he works for the Post Office, he then says to Bob "Bob, what do you do then?"

1) "I go to University Bill"

2) "I go to a University in London Bill"

3) "I go to the University over there Bill"

THIS

Actually we'd never say that Wes. We always say "the toilet".

Ditto with Hospital.

[Metabolic]

If that happened in spanish is worthy of a bitch slap across the face, I get your rage.

[Tapeworm]

Actually we'd never say that Wes. We always say "the toilet".

Americans find that shocking.  It always the 'restroom' or the 'bathroom.'  No one ever seems to call it a toilet.

And how is it 'a slash' unless you met Jack the Ripper in the john?

[HTexan]

How dare we use our own language UNcorrectly.

Fixed

[Archer77]

africanos leave even more out

"i go maket" (i go to the market)

. That's more sophisticated than some of the thing I've heard.  What I find hilarious
about Brit speech is adding an r to words ending in a.  For example, data becomes datar.

[purenaturalstrength]

. That's more sophisticated than some of the thing I've heard.  What I find hilarious
about Brit speech is adding an r to words ending in a.  For example, data becomes datar.

same thing tho, broken english just a different version

[Parker]

Americans find that shocking.  It always the 'restroom' or the 'bathroom.'  No one ever seems to call it a toilet.

And how is it 'a slash' unless you met Jack the Ripper in the john?

Because maybe there is a urinal and a toilet or we don't want ro advertise what the hell we are going to do in there or because we don't know what is there--so "going to the bathroom, or restroom, ie where one can relax and empty his/her  bladder or bowels.

[WOOO]

I've posted about this before, but I work with these fuck sticks so it annoys the shit out of me!!!

These English fucks and some Canadians say a noun without the proper article before it.

Like saying "I go to University" instead of "I go to a (or the) University", "I had to go to hospital" instead of "I had to go to the hospital", etc...

This shit makes you sound like you're a fucking moron, FUCK!!!!!!!!


 

your country for voted GW Bush and almost elected Palin...

congrats

[purenaturalstrength]

what about "gotten" when you can just say "got"

[Mr Nobody]

You problem. Take it tbomz. derelict. Satisfaction. On-Line universality.

What kind of effect do this thread have on you Dr? You are our resident English major.

[purenaturalstrength]

"this shit pisses me off so bad" when it should be "this shit pisses me off so badly"

[wes]

Actually we'd never say that Wes. We always say "the toilet".

I was just goofing around!  

[Roger Bacon]

What about when americans say "off of", for example "get off of my chair". The correct way to say it is "get off my chair".

Saying off of sounds borderline retarded.

haha.... I do that!!!   

[PJim]

Fixed

I think you'll find it's actually, "incorrectly". Hope this helps.

[Roger Bacon]

Funny, but absolutely true; Midwestern Americans speak better English than anyone (including the English).

[OTHstrong]

I know saying "I go to a university" is correct, but doesn't sound correct and I have never heard anyone say that. Saying " I go to university" sounds proper and is the way everyone speaks, although not the correct way, just one of those things.,....

[PJim]

Funny, but absolutely true; Midwestern Americans speak better English than anyone (including the English).

How did you surmise that? What do you mean by "better"?(in all seriousness)

[Roger Bacon]

How did you surmise that? What do you mean by "better"?(in all seriousness)

In every regard, from lack of any particular accent, to proper pronunciation.

[dustin]

I've posted about this before, but I work with these fuck sticks so it annoys the shit out of me!!!

These English fucks and some Canadians say a noun without the proper article before it.

Like saying "I go to University" instead of "I go to a (or the) University", "I had to go to hospital" instead of "I had to go to the hospital", etc...

This shit makes you sound like you're a fucking moron, FUCK!!!!!!!!


 

Uhh, actually no one in Canada talks like that, bro.

[wes]

What kind of effect do this thread have on you Dr? You are our resident English snob.

FIXED

[PJim]

In every regard, from lack of any particular accent, to proper pronunciation.

There is no proper pronunciation, over here you get people living practically next door to one another; one will say Bath as "B-arth" and others (like myself) will say it like it's spelt "B-ath". Just like how yanks will say "vie-tamins" instead of "vit-amins" and "ad-ver-diz-ment" instead of "ad-ver-ties-ment"